| Female CFC fans all smoke 80 fags a day & look like their old man's doing time 10:59 - Jul 31 with 9680 views | Konk |
There’s a group of girls in their mid-twenties who’ve moved into the house across the street from me. One of them spends a lot of time stood in the front garden smoking, usually in a dirty looking dressing gown. She’s got a bit of a rough/old before her time, John Terry’s Mum look about her, even though she’s very well spoken. Anyhow, I popped out this morning to water my window boxes and there she was, smoking away in a Chelsea shirt with “Terry” printed on the back.
Obviously I’m devastated — it’s no good me being a one-man-gentrifying force when we have this sort of thing going on - and we now have two rough Chelsea birds living down our street, because just up the road there’s a middle-aged woman, who I thought was a bloke the first few times I saw her (she looks like Nigel off Eastenders, only a lot more angry), who never leaves her house without wearing half the club shop. I live nowhere near any sort of Chelsea catchment area, so why the fu ck is this happening to me? Will it stop at two or can I expect more? And why do female Chelsea fans — whatever their age and without exception - always look like they should be running flat roof pubs in Basildon?
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| Female CFC fans all smoke 80 fags a day & look like their old man's doing time on 13:08 - Aug 3 with 2134 views | R_from_afar |
| Female CFC fans all smoke 80 fags a day & look like their old man's doing time on 21:40 - Jul 31 by kropotkin41 |
I live in West Wales and sometimes frequent a social club in Carmarthen......... what should I discover in there on a regular basis on Sunday afternoons last season but a nest of bulging blue shirt wearing thick heads. Quite disturbing. You see as many Chelsea shirts down here as Swansea ones......... and sadly many more than Carmarthen Town's Old Gold. |
"...a nest of bulging blue shirt wearing thick heads". For goodness sake, that is repulsive and some of us are trying to keep our lunch down 
On a more uplifting note, I am working from home today while my house alarm is serviced and as the bloke came to get the drink I had made him, I suddenly realised I was wearing a QPR t-shirt and made a mock apology for subjecting him to it. He laughed and said it was no problem, then said "Look at this tattoo," pointing to a round blue mark on his calf. Without my glasses on it looked like he had let some tattooist disfigure him with a nasty CFC badge - and the odds were always high that he was a scum fan anyway because there is a plague of them where I live - but closer inspection revealed - ha - an old QPR badge. Made my day!
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| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Female CFC fans all smoke 80 fags a day & look like their old man's doing time on 19:47 - Aug 3 with 1976 views | Toast_R |
This place in Cheam was a particularly nasty sh*thole full of blue vermin. Thankfully closed down now. |  | | |
| Female CFC fans all smoke 80 fags a day & look like their old man's doing time on 07:56 - Aug 4 with 1862 views | CanadaRanger |
| Female CFC fans all smoke 80 fags a day & look like their old man's doing time on 09:53 - Aug 3 by Konk |
No offence intended — Stevenage just popped into my head when I was thinking of new towns in the South-East. I was walking through Stevenage Old town at the weekend, on my way to visiting someone in hospital, and noticed a QPR sticker on the door of a bar called ‘Dry’. Not got anything to do with you, has it?
As for flat roof pubs - loads of flat roof pubs round Hammersmith. Have a look at these two for starters:
It’s just being Fulham spots, they’ve got hanging baskets and Gaggia coffee machines. Keeping it real in W6. |
It's St.Evenage these days, according to friends in Hitchin.... :) |  | | |
| Female CFC fans all smoke 80 fags a day & look like their old man's doing time on 09:42 - Aug 4 with 1801 views | MrSheen |
| Female CFC fans all smoke 80 fags a day & look like their old man's doing time on 09:53 - Aug 3 by Konk |
No offence intended — Stevenage just popped into my head when I was thinking of new towns in the South-East. I was walking through Stevenage Old town at the weekend, on my way to visiting someone in hospital, and noticed a QPR sticker on the door of a bar called ‘Dry’. Not got anything to do with you, has it?
As for flat roof pubs - loads of flat roof pubs round Hammersmith. Have a look at these two for starters:
It’s just being Fulham spots, they’ve got hanging baskets and Gaggia coffee machines. Keeping it real in W6. |
I used to work with the (one-time?) owner of the Blue Anchor - a Chelsea fan called Nigel, you'll be stunned to learn. |  | | |
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