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Surnames 07:29 - Jul 25 with 5829 viewsNoDiddley

Sitting in the train a bloke walks past me with one of those Lanyard name things on. Surname was
Dipcock. Where did that come from?
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Surnames on 08:20 - Jul 25 with 4076 viewsheadhoops

apparently his dad had the same name.

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Surnames on 08:53 - Jul 25 with 4012 viewsscot1963

a lot of cock surnames must be from Cornwall or a lot have migrated here - Trebilcock, Cocking, plain old Cock. You don't pronounce Trebilcock as cock apparently but coe
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Surnames on 08:56 - Jul 25 with 3999 viewsMrSheen

Rumour had it that a Lucinda F*ckworthy had attended my college a few years before me.
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Surnames on 08:59 - Jul 25 with 3986 viewsNoDiddley

Surnames on 08:20 - Jul 25 by headhoops

apparently his dad had the same name.


2 cocks are better than one then?
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Surnames on 09:09 - Jul 25 with 3951 viewsjohnhoop

I once had a kid in a class I was teaching named Wayne Kerr. His parents must either have been truly dumb or right sadistic b-stards.
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Surnames on 10:37 - Jul 25 with 3821 viewsJuzzie

A girl where I used to work many moons again hadd the surname Crotch.
A guy at an outside company we dealt with had the surname Moist.

I wondered if they'd ever got together and married, would she double-barrel her surname?



A mate of mine went out with a girl called Amanda Dick, i kid you not.





Neville Neville (footballers Gary & Phil's Dad) must have had a sadistic dad too!
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Surnames on 10:49 - Jul 25 with 3786 viewsMrSheen

Surnames on 09:09 - Jul 25 by johnhoop

I once had a kid in a class I was teaching named Wayne Kerr. His parents must either have been truly dumb or right sadistic b-stards.




Test equipment, apparently.

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Surnames on 10:55 - Jul 25 with 3759 viewsHAYESBOY

I work for an Americam/German company and i have to deal with a Frank VVankmuller nearly on a daily basis in Germany.

It never gets old.

Smells like a trout farm in here

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Surnames on 11:11 - Jul 25 with 3712 viewsMetallica_Hoop

I have a Serbian middle name but am not Serbian.

If I added 'what am I?' it would sound like Andromeda's riddle in Clash Of the Titans. (Judi Bowker mmm nom nom nom. Apparently the bath scene was added later. Allegedly)

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Surnames on 11:15 - Jul 25 with 3703 viewsW7Ranger

Surnames on 10:49 - Jul 25 by MrSheen



Test equipment, apparently.



This is very true! This was a customer of mine!
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Surnames on 11:19 - Jul 25 with 3693 viewsQPunkR

Surnames on 08:53 - Jul 25 by scot1963

a lot of cock surnames must be from Cornwall or a lot have migrated here - Trebilcock, Cocking, plain old Cock. You don't pronounce Trebilcock as cock apparently but coe


Aye, there was a geezer in my class called Cockburn. Very obviously an hilarious name. However, he always insisted it was pronounced COburn, to no avail.

I believe he's now officially changed his name to Coburn!

QPR - "shit but local"

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Surnames on 11:23 - Jul 25 with 3679 viewsenfieldargh

I used to work with a gorgoeous blonde milf called Terresa Green

not a rude name but conjures rude thoughts

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Surnames on 11:28 - Jul 25 with 3663 viewsWokingR

I have 2 clients who, god only knows why, always insist on using their middle initials
Dominic P Ennis and
Sally B Gentle

I'm also currently quoting for a firm called Beaver Access who don't make clamps and stirrups as I first assumed
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Surnames on 11:39 - Jul 25 with 3636 viewsW7Ranger

We had a chap working for us in the States called Randy Lovelady.

And my mate had a colleague in China called Fanny Fan!
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Surnames on 11:50 - Jul 25 with 3604 viewsballbag

Reminds me...I used to work with a girl called Fanny Rebel.
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Surnames on 12:27 - Jul 25 with 3532 viewseastside_r

Commonwealth Games swimmer Liam Tancock.
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Surnames on 12:35 - Jul 25 with 3508 viewsPommyhoop

We had a teacher at school, Chris Bates .Proper old school he was ,always wearing his silly little cape and mortar cap.Insisted we called him 'master' too.

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Surnames on 12:37 - Jul 25 with 3505 viewsnadera78

Surnames on 10:49 - Jul 25 by MrSheen



Test equipment, apparently.



Surprised you went with this rather than the Irish rugby league player.
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Surnames on 12:44 - Jul 25 with 3481 viewsPommyhoop

This fella at work has got one of them mad double barrelled surnames where the first name is French and the second is English.
His nick name is 'Two Dads' .He actually answers to 'Two Dads' That is the best nick name I have ever heard.

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Surnames on 13:04 - Jul 25 with 3435 viewspaulparker

Worked with a fellow called Ben Downs a while back , who also happened to be a screaming homosexual to boot

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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Surnames on 13:15 - Jul 25 with 3401 viewseasthertsr

Surnames on 13:04 - Jul 25 by paulparker

Worked with a fellow called Ben Downs a while back , who also happened to be a screaming homosexual to boot


Was his partner called Phil McCavity?
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Surnames on 13:17 - Jul 25 with 3397 viewsPommyhoop

Surnames on 13:04 - Jul 25 by paulparker

Worked with a fellow called Ben Downs a while back , who also happened to be a screaming homosexual to boot


When I first started in the labouring gang there was a couple of dodgy fellas, Ben Doon and Phil M'Groin.

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Surnames on 13:21 - Jul 25 with 3385 viewsRs_Holy

where I used to work we had a rep who visited regularlty called Steve Smallcock... Always made me smile
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Surnames on 13:35 - Jul 25 with 3343 viewsderbyhoop

Surnames on 13:21 - Jul 25 by Rs_Holy

where I used to work we had a rep who visited regularlty called Steve Smallcock... Always made me smile


I bet he drove a big car.

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Surnames on 13:42 - Jul 25 with 3325 viewsPommyhoop

Surnames on 13:17 - Jul 25 by Pommyhoop

When I first started in the labouring gang there was a couple of dodgy fellas, Ben Doon and Phil M'Groin.


Everyone gave Russ Tytrumpet a wide berth too.

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