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trying to build up a bit of hatred towards the Swedes.... Its impossible..?...ABBA, Volvo's, meat balls, Rob Steiner, Gravlax, love em all! Can anyone think of a good reason to hate the Swedes???
Howard Wilkinson famously tried to wind up an England Under 21 side against one of the Scandi teams by ranting about Vikings raping their ancestors. The black players just laughed at him.
they've been one of the more unattractive negative sides in the tournament
Sweden-Switzerland was painful to watch.... though they were impossible to penetrate through the middle in the last 30 minutes... going to be tough to break them down
The tri-annual pilgrimage to IKEA the average married man if forced to endure. The f*cking car park alone is enough to make your blood boil and swear vengeance.
Always thought Zlatan a monstrous bell end. So nice to see they’re doing well without him.
Hard to hate a nation that gave us the blond lass out of ABBA. However, if hating is required, then if I’m not mistaken, that lot who sang Barbi Girl were Swedish. Utterly dreadful offering. How many men were pressed during the 90s by their squeezes wanting ‘just a baby’ because of Ace of Base - Swedes if not mistaken as well.
Dreadful nation, should be wiped off the face of the earth!
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Always thought Zlatan a monstrous bell end. So nice to see they’re doing well without him.
Hard to hate a nation that gave us the blond lass out of ABBA. However, if hating is required, then if I’m not mistaken, that lot who sang Barbi Girl were Swedish. Utterly dreadful offering. How many men were pressed during the 90s by their squeezes wanting ‘just a baby’ because of Ace of Base - Swedes if not mistaken as well.
Dreadful nation, should be wiped off the face of the earth!
Barbie Girl was a danish offering (with a norwegian singer) so the Swedes are in the clear on that one. Ace of Base were correctly Swedes and a good shout out for hatred against them. I'll up them with Rednex, though. Swedish dross.
If you like the Swedes, try to make them pay for their rounds. You'll dislike them for ever, the cheap b****rds!
Barbie Girl was a danish offering (with a norwegian singer) so the Swedes are in the clear on that one. Ace of Base were correctly Swedes and a good shout out for hatred against them. I'll up them with Rednex, though. Swedish dross.
If you like the Swedes, try to make them pay for their rounds. You'll dislike them for ever, the cheap b****rds!
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Denmark is virtually Swedish by dint of: there (must) be an IKEA there; there (must) be some Dane driving a Volvo somewhere there; and someone somewhere there has an ABBA album. Therefore Denmark is guilty by association and ‘Barbie Girl’ is therefore Swedish.
Plus, didn’t Ulrike Jonsson scupper our 2006 WC by using seduction to weaken Sven’s legs?
The list of crimes this thread is amassing can only see charges at The Hague being filed soon.
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* £8+ for a pint of anything decent * Tissues that were so fu cking expensive in Stockholm, that I refused to buy them on a point of principle and spent a weekend with a cold scrounging napkins from bars/take away places and on a couple of occasions, wiping my nose on my cuff. * Ikea is brutal * We never beat the fu ckers in the football * Filippa K has still not bothered opening a shop in London. Or Bristol. Lazy cow. * A couple of years ago, I wanted to buy a beautiful ACNE Winter coat that I saw in Gothenburg; I had the sign-off for it, I had the money in the bank and a semi in my trousers, but they only had it in small or XL. No use to me, you daft sh its. Couldn't find it anywhere in the UK. *H&M in Bristol only seems to employ about 2 people, so it takes forever to pay for anything. Proper wear out.
That's the best I can come up with. Not much, is it? Come on England let's tonk these inoffensive t wats.
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