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Swedes 08:38 - Jul 4 with 9980 viewsRs_Holy

trying to build up a bit of hatred towards the Swedes.... Its impossible..?...ABBA, Volvo's, meat balls, Rob Steiner, Gravlax, love em all!
Can anyone think of a good reason to hate the Swedes???
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Swedes on 08:44 - Jul 4 with 7423 viewsMrSheen

Howard Wilkinson famously tried to wind up an England Under 21 side against one of the Scandi teams by ranting about Vikings raping their ancestors. The black players just laughed at him.
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Swedes on 08:44 - Jul 4 with 7420 viewsMonahoop

Pickled Herrings and that sly playboy Sven Goran Erikson. Otherwise they're fine.

There aint half been some clever bastards.

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Swedes on 08:52 - Jul 4 with 7386 viewsqprd

they've been one of the more unattractive negative sides in the tournament

Sweden-Switzerland was painful to watch.... though they were impossible to penetrate through the middle in the last 30 minutes... going to be tough to break them down
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Swedes on 08:55 - Jul 4 with 7379 viewsRs_Holy

Swedes on 08:44 - Jul 4 by Monahoop

Pickled Herrings and that sly playboy Sven Goran Erikson. Otherwise they're fine.


oh yeah Mr Burns... thats good enough for me!
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Swedes on 08:55 - Jul 4 with 7371 viewsToast_R

The tri-annual pilgrimage to IKEA the average married man if forced to endure. The f*cking car park alone is enough to make your blood boil and swear vengeance.
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Swedes on 09:05 - Jul 4 with 7351 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Always thought Zlatan a monstrous bell end. So nice to see they’re doing well without him.

Hard to hate a nation that gave us the blond lass out of ABBA. However, if hating is required, then if I’m not mistaken, that lot who sang Barbi Girl were Swedish. Utterly dreadful offering. How many men were pressed during the 90s by their squeezes wanting ‘just a baby’ because of Ace of Base - Swedes if not mistaken as well.

Dreadful nation, should be wiped off the face of the earth!

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Swedes on 09:09 - Jul 4 with 7346 viewsRs_Holy

Its not easy hating the Swedes!

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Swedes on 09:15 - Jul 4 with 7324 viewsToast_R



The chubby girl who brought down the curtain on Lineker's England career?
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Swedes on 09:26 - Jul 4 with 7294 viewsenfieldargh

I think IKEA and what it sells is an abomination.

Hate IKEA but nice meat balls

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Swedes on 09:57 - Jul 4 with 7221 viewsBlameMcLintock

Swedes on 09:05 - Jul 4 by PlanetHonneywood

Always thought Zlatan a monstrous bell end. So nice to see they’re doing well without him.

Hard to hate a nation that gave us the blond lass out of ABBA. However, if hating is required, then if I’m not mistaken, that lot who sang Barbi Girl were Swedish. Utterly dreadful offering. How many men were pressed during the 90s by their squeezes wanting ‘just a baby’ because of Ace of Base - Swedes if not mistaken as well.

Dreadful nation, should be wiped off the face of the earth!


Barbie Girl was a danish offering (with a norwegian singer) so the Swedes are in the clear on that one. Ace of Base were correctly Swedes and a good shout out for hatred against them. I'll up them with Rednex, though. Swedish dross.

If you like the Swedes, try to make them pay for their rounds. You'll dislike them for ever, the cheap b****rds!
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Swedes on 10:06 - Jul 4 with 7194 viewsMick_S


Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Swedes on 10:34 - Jul 4 with 7129 viewssmegma

Best thing to come out of Sweden, brilliant live band and still going



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Swedes on 10:35 - Jul 4 with 7125 viewsPommyhoop

1 nill to them...#

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Swedes on 10:55 - Jul 4 with 7079 viewskingo

Swedes on 09:09 - Jul 4 by Rs_Holy

Its not easy hating the Swedes!



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Swedes on 10:57 - Jul 4 with 7062 viewsTheChef

Hey no need for hate, maaaaaan.


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Swedes on 12:25 - Jul 4 with 6950 viewsLblock

If they beat us on Saturday then I'm going to kick the living fcuk out of my Billy Bookcase and sh1t in the drawers of my Lakk storage unit

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Swedes on 12:27 - Jul 4 with 6944 viewsMick_S

Good idea. My Pax wardrobes are getting it.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Swedes on 12:34 - Jul 4 with 6925 viewseastside_r

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compulsory_sterilisation_in_Sweden
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Swedes on 12:42 - Jul 4 with 6887 viewsMick_S


Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Swedes on 12:44 - Jul 4 with 6881 viewsDorse

Swedes? Can't imagine any reason to hate them apart from maybe cancelling The Bridge.

Bastards.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Swedes on 12:52 - Jul 4 with 6856 viewsDorse

Swedes on 12:42 - Jul 4 by Mick_S



'No, darling, I was simply looking for Ikea lamps, honest'.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Swedes on 12:52 - Jul 4 with 6857 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Swedes on 09:57 - Jul 4 by BlameMcLintock

Barbie Girl was a danish offering (with a norwegian singer) so the Swedes are in the clear on that one. Ace of Base were correctly Swedes and a good shout out for hatred against them. I'll up them with Rednex, though. Swedish dross.

If you like the Swedes, try to make them pay for their rounds. You'll dislike them for ever, the cheap b****rds!
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Denmark is virtually Swedish by dint of: there (must) be an IKEA there; there (must) be some Dane driving a Volvo somewhere there; and someone somewhere there has an ABBA album. Therefore Denmark is guilty by association and ‘Barbie Girl’ is therefore Swedish.

Plus, didn’t Ulrike Jonsson scupper our 2006 WC by using seduction to weaken Sven’s legs?

The list of crimes this thread is amassing can only see charges at The Hague being filed soon.

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Swedes on 13:06 - Jul 4 with 6821 viewsKonk

* £8+ for a pint of anything decent
* Tissues that were so fu cking expensive in Stockholm, that I refused to buy them on a point of principle and spent a weekend with a cold scrounging napkins from bars/take away places and on a couple of occasions, wiping my nose on my cuff.
* Ikea is brutal
* We never beat the fu ckers in the football
* Filippa K has still not bothered opening a shop in London. Or Bristol. Lazy cow.
* A couple of years ago, I wanted to buy a beautiful ACNE Winter coat that I saw in Gothenburg; I had the sign-off for it, I had the money in the bank and a semi in my trousers, but they only had it in small or XL. No use to me, you daft sh its. Couldn't find it anywhere in the UK.
*H&M in Bristol only seems to employ about 2 people, so it takes forever to pay for anything. Proper wear out.

That's the best I can come up with. Not much, is it? Come on England let's tonk these inoffensive t wats.

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Swedes on 13:24 - Jul 4 with 6747 viewsderbyhoop

Ulrike ka ka ka.

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Swedes on 14:06 - Jul 4 with 6678 viewsSimonJames

Swedes on 10:34 - Jul 4 by smegma

Best thing to come out of Sweden, brilliant live band and still going





Also on my playlist - The Hives:

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