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Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 468959 viewsDiscodroid

state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.



evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.

and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.




musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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Random irritations.. on 12:02 - Feb 10 with 5654 viewsjohann28

I found myself stranded in a real shthole called Havant late last night owing to a train connection gone titsup. Two hours to kill, so went to get a coffee. Surly looking Adams family type just about to lock up, looks at me with the eyes of Medusa. Sorry, I say, is it too late to get a coffee? She says nothing, but turns to the machine and presses a button or two, then hands me the cup of filth. £4.50 she says. Jeepers, I say, but not willing to argue, I start counting the pennies. I've got 4.38 pence. Well, I say, I can give you £4.38 in change or use a credit card?

Can't do cards now, she says, turns around, and pours it down the sink.

I was going to ask if she was happy in her work, but thought better of it.
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Random irritations.. on 17:38 - Feb 10 with 5570 viewsMick_S

Random irritations.. on 12:02 - Feb 10 by johann28

I found myself stranded in a real shthole called Havant late last night owing to a train connection gone titsup. Two hours to kill, so went to get a coffee. Surly looking Adams family type just about to lock up, looks at me with the eyes of Medusa. Sorry, I say, is it too late to get a coffee? She says nothing, but turns to the machine and presses a button or two, then hands me the cup of filth. £4.50 she says. Jeepers, I say, but not willing to argue, I start counting the pennies. I've got 4.38 pence. Well, I say, I can give you £4.38 in change or use a credit card?

Can't do cards now, she says, turns around, and pours it down the sink.

I was going to ask if she was happy in her work, but thought better of it.


You’d have been ok as she’d poured the scalding fluid away.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Random irritations.. on 22:08 - Mar 5 with 5378 viewsaston_hoop

Restaurants serving 'street food'. If you've cooked and served me it in your restaurant then charged me 20 notes for the privilege, its bloody restaurant food.

Yoann Barbet free kicks.

Poll: Moses Odubajo - Stick or Twist?

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Random irritations.. on 12:16 - Mar 7 with 5217 viewsLogman

People who don't have any regard for the war. Was in a pub on Saturday evening and overheard two people talking about the coverage on the t.v. saying 'The problem is, it's always the same news.' Friends who don't know what is going on also go down in my opinion.
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Random irritations.. on 01:07 - Mar 11 with 5029 viewsMiss_Terraces

The acronym goat, Muhammad Ali and Pele were The Greatest.
Of all time not only does not add anything but you're comparing the best Sportsmen with an animal that is prey rather than a predator.
Big Cats, Bears, Sharks, Snakes are suitable animals to be associated with Sportsmen, goats are not

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Random irritations.. on 08:57 - Mar 11 with 4943 viewsTheChef

Random irritations.. on 01:07 - Mar 11 by Miss_Terraces

The acronym goat, Muhammad Ali and Pele were The Greatest.
Of all time not only does not add anything but you're comparing the best Sportsmen with an animal that is prey rather than a predator.
Big Cats, Bears, Sharks, Snakes are suitable animals to be associated with Sportsmen, goats are not


Which then begs the question - who is the GOAT goat?

Poll: How old is everyone on here?

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Random irritations.. on 09:59 - Mar 11 with 4889 viewsJuzzie

Random irritations.. on 08:57 - Mar 11 by TheChef

Which then begs the question - who is the GOAT goat?


Billy?
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Random irritations.. on 13:14 - Mar 11 with 4809 viewsted_hendrix

Sainsbury's oven ready kippers plastic packaging, the plastic is scissor resistant, sharp knife resistant, blow torch resistant, angle grinder resistant, hacksaw resistant to name but a few kitchen implements.
Wednesday nights tea of kippers and marrowfat peas was frankly a disaster;
Lots of marrowfat peas mixed in with bits of kipper and small chunks of rock hard bloody plastic that resulted in me spending Wednesday night being loudly and unnecessarily flatulent.

I've e-mailed Sainsbury's complaining in the strongest possibel terms.

I do like a kipper.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Random irritations.. on 13:38 - Mar 11 with 4777 viewsSuperhoop83

Random irritations.. on 13:14 - Mar 11 by ted_hendrix

Sainsbury's oven ready kippers plastic packaging, the plastic is scissor resistant, sharp knife resistant, blow torch resistant, angle grinder resistant, hacksaw resistant to name but a few kitchen implements.
Wednesday nights tea of kippers and marrowfat peas was frankly a disaster;
Lots of marrowfat peas mixed in with bits of kipper and small chunks of rock hard bloody plastic that resulted in me spending Wednesday night being loudly and unnecessarily flatulent.

I've e-mailed Sainsbury's complaining in the strongest possibel terms.

I do like a kipper.



Suffering since 1978.

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Random irritations.. on 11:46 - Mar 31 with 4504 viewsJuzzie

On my way to work today a guy on an electric bicycle was keeping up with the flow of traffic for at least 1 1/2 miles before turning off (through a red light of course) and in that time he never pedalled once. Judging by his body posture I doubt he pedalled the whole journey.

It looked like this;




At what point does an electric bicycle become an electric scooter which, of course, is subject to all the laws & requirements such as registration, insurance, helmet etc?
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Random irritations.. on 11:49 - Mar 31 with 4483 viewsTheChef

Random irritations.. on 11:46 - Mar 31 by Juzzie

On my way to work today a guy on an electric bicycle was keeping up with the flow of traffic for at least 1 1/2 miles before turning off (through a red light of course) and in that time he never pedalled once. Judging by his body posture I doubt he pedalled the whole journey.

It looked like this;




At what point does an electric bicycle become an electric scooter which, of course, is subject to all the laws & requirements such as registration, insurance, helmet etc?
[Post edited 31 Mar 2022 11:57]


Outrage!

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Random irritations.. on 11:59 - Mar 31 with 4450 viewsJuzzie

Random irritations.. on 11:49 - Mar 31 by TheChef

Outrage!


Well, yes. It was a powered two wheeler vehicle doing 25+ mph which should have to comply the same as a 50cc scooter, for example. Just 'cos it's electric why should they be exempt?
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Random irritations.. on 12:11 - Mar 31 with 4421 viewsLanhoop

Random irritations.. on 11:59 - Mar 31 by Juzzie

Well, yes. It was a powered two wheeler vehicle doing 25+ mph which should have to comply the same as a 50cc scooter, for example. Just 'cos it's electric why should they be exempt?


It's not. Supposed to be 15mph max from electric power.
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Random irritations.. on 12:28 - Mar 31 with 4400 viewsJuzzie

Random irritations.. on 12:11 - Mar 31 by Lanhoop

It's not. Supposed to be 15mph max from electric power.


I was doing at least 20mph and he was keeping up with me!


edit: there are plenty of these bikes for sale that do well over 15mph (also, the legal max motor power is 250W) .
The Cyrusher, for example, does between 26-28mph and motors of 500-750W that are openly for sale in the UK without any 'not for road use' type of disclaimer that I can see on their website (unless it's buried very deep).

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Random irritations.. on 19:32 - May 1 with 4043 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Robert Mitcham.

Was he tall or was he short? Was he hard? Was he handsome? Was he ugly? Was he a good actor? Was he the greatest actor?
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Random irritations.. on 08:53 - May 2 with 3927 viewsstevec

I just googled ‘Dominator’ as you do first thing in the morning and found myself looking at tractors and combine harvesters.

Has the world gone mad?
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Random irritations.. on 10:09 - May 2 with 3866 viewsJimmyR

Random irritations.. on 11:46 - Mar 31 by Juzzie

On my way to work today a guy on an electric bicycle was keeping up with the flow of traffic for at least 1 1/2 miles before turning off (through a red light of course) and in that time he never pedalled once. Judging by his body posture I doubt he pedalled the whole journey.

It looked like this;




At what point does an electric bicycle become an electric scooter which, of course, is subject to all the laws & requirements such as registration, insurance, helmet etc?
[Post edited 31 Mar 2022 11:57]


When it weighs two tonnes and takes 50 feet to stop
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Random irritations.. on 15:28 - May 3 with 3785 viewsPinnerPaul

"How important could that goal be"

Some like Jonathan Pearce have been using that line for a few months now!


Aaaggghhhh!
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Random irritations.. on 19:49 - May 3 with 3720 viewsGalileo

Random irritations.. on 15:28 - May 3 by PinnerPaul

"How important could that goal be"

Some like Jonathan Pearce have been using that line for a few months now!


Aaaggghhhh!


So called pundits and their over reliance and often in appropriate use of the word “that” whilst talking shit€

almost every goal scored being described as outstanding, amazing, brilliant, superb etc.
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Random irritations.. on 20:30 - May 3 with 3687 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Random irritations.. on 19:49 - May 3 by Galileo

So called pundits and their over reliance and often in appropriate use of the word “that” whilst talking shit€

almost every goal scored being described as outstanding, amazing, brilliant, superb etc.


There was a great example of this over-reliance on superlatives in the Cork v Clare hurling match on Sunday:

"Patrick Horgan...unerring on frees...he's missed three today...."
So? Quite a bit of erring then?

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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Random irritations.. on 15:19 - May 4 with 3552 viewsizlingtonhoop

premier league bigbollox.

This morning on five, chris latchem said, a supporter himself, said the seasonal town of Bournemouth needs Premier league football to bring the money in. I'm paraphrasing.

Average attendance 18-19: 10532
Average attendance 21-22: 9,585

Either, 1. those 1000 extra Premier league fans spend enough to keep a seaside town afloat during the winter.

Or 2. Premier league fans bring in a lot more money than championship fans - bearing in mind 80+% of them are going to be exactly the same (home) fans.

Or 3. Bulllshit
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Random irritations.. on 15:25 - May 4 with 3533 viewsPinnerPaul

Random irritations.. on 15:19 - May 4 by izlingtonhoop

premier league bigbollox.

This morning on five, chris latchem said, a supporter himself, said the seasonal town of Bournemouth needs Premier league football to bring the money in. I'm paraphrasing.

Average attendance 18-19: 10532
Average attendance 21-22: 9,585

Either, 1. those 1000 extra Premier league fans spend enough to keep a seaside town afloat during the winter.

Or 2. Premier league fans bring in a lot more money than championship fans - bearing in mind 80+% of them are going to be exactly the same (home) fans.

Or 3. Bulllshit


Maybe trying to deflect from the fact that Bournemouth FC actually need a Russian to 'bring the money in'
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Random irritations.. on 15:58 - Sep 10 with 3134 viewsR_from_afar

Chelsea branded Cadbury's Dairy Milk chocolate on sale in a post office!

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Random irritations.. on 17:50 - Sep 10 with 3068 viewsJuzzie

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Things that get on your pips! by RangersDave 7 Sep 2022 21:01
David Beckham, pimping himself out to Quatar to extol the virtues of visiting that sand pit!

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Random irritations.. on 01:06 - Sep 23 with 4395 viewsjohncharles

Random irritations.. on 08:53 - May 2 by stevec

I just googled ‘Dominator’ as you do first thing in the morning and found myself looking at tractors and combine harvesters.

Has the world gone mad?


What, No Norton ?

Strong and stable my arse.

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