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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread 14:20 - Mar 27 with 45635 viewsMonkey_Roots

There is a phenomena of criminals returning to the crime scene to observe how their handiwork is dealt with. In some cases the perpetrators are thought to experience a kind of perverse thrill, reliving the crime and experience over again in their mind.

And so, Laird and Roberts - the Brum Bandits – the arsonists who burnt season 22/23 to the ground, return to the scene of their horrific crimes to sift through the ashes to see if there is any trace evidence left behind of their time at Loftus Road. Maybe they will revel in the looks of horror on the faces of the gathering masses, or the shaking of the heads from hardened veterans who thought they had seen everything, but were shocked at what they saw inside?

The looks of horror though are to be found on their own faces as they cross the line and lay eyes upon a very different scene... this is definitely not what they were expecting.

There are no chalk outlines in the shape of Gareth Ainsworth or Neil Critchley, no sobbing loved ones desperately clutching at a soiled Tyler Roberts shirt, or a dumbstruck forensic accountant trying to justify how they were duped into spending money on absolute toss... No, The scene is, well, lovely and green... the faces are a mixture of hope and happiness... the site isn't a vacuous, charred mess... the manager is commanding, strong and looks like he knows exactly what he's doing.

Panic sets in, it wasn't supposed to be this way!

In unison, already fresh out of ideas of what to do next, like muscle memory, what happens to Laird and Roberts when faced with uncertainty or difficulty, happens again - they both sit down and shake their heads... 'It's the calf again guv' is barely audible above the din from the masses who aren't even booing, they're laughing... and Laird and Roberts, as they trudge off the pitch give a faint clap as some kind of acknowledgment. This is rejected though, the people vs Laird and Roberts is over, the judgement was passed down - they were found guilty, although they felt none, and sentenced to a career of nothingness.

3 to the R's - 1 to the Arsonists.

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:11 - Mar 29 with 3272 viewslassel

Pathetic first 10 minutes, letting them past it around like 70s Brazil.
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:12 - Mar 29 with 3261 viewsaston_hoop

Ruddy pulls off a great save to deny Chair a mythical headed goal

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:15 - Mar 29 with 3153 viewsaston_hoop

Andersen hits the bar from a great Paal cross

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:15 - Mar 29 with 3153 viewsSuperhoops2808

Anderson off the bar
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:16 - Mar 29 with 3126 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Great move Anderson skims the bar.

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:17 - Mar 29 with 3088 viewsSpaceman_P

Willock frustrates me, he plays good if he feels like it.
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:17 - Mar 29 with 3074 viewsaston_hoop

Huddersfield losing to Cov, Plymouth winning at Norwich

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:25 - Mar 29 with 2782 viewsSuperhoops2808

Rotherham losing, they have to be down soon
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:29 - Mar 29 with 2563 viewsaston_hoop

Blues break and Stansfield is clean through, rounds Begovic but runs out of space. Defence asleep. Up the other end, lovely ball from Chair to Andersen in the box but he skies it. Not a natural finisher

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:31 - Mar 29 with 2463 viewsMatch82

Short on quality but been played at a fairly good pace in the last few minutes at least
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:32 - Mar 29 with 2454 viewsstrikerace

matches like this drive me crazy. We could have 3 goals but have 0.
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:32 - Mar 29 with 2449 viewsSpaceman_P

someone needs a word with Chair and Willock about their greediness at times.
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:37 - Mar 29 with 2274 viewsMatch82

That challenge might tell you how Chris Willock really feels about Tyler Roberts! Booking all day long but got away with that.
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:39 - Mar 29 with 2169 viewsthemodfather

stoke drawing....come on rangers , seems an end to end game.
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:40 - Mar 29 with 2147 viewsMatch82

Hahahahahaha. Thats the Tyler Roberts we remember. Central edge of box first time..... Throw in Rangers
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:41 - Mar 29 with 2092 viewsSuperhoops2808

Sheff Wed winning
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:42 - Mar 29 with 2042 viewsaston_hoop

Wednesday leading Swansea

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:48 - Mar 29 with 1799 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Lively half, bits of quality here and there.

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:48 - Mar 29 with 1786 viewsMatch82

We seem to be winning the first balls from corners and throws, but not the second balls. Keep that up, one will fall.
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:52 - Mar 29 with 1653 viewsDylanP

We absolutely dominated the first half. We had a boatload of chances and really should be up. But we aren't and there are no points for domination. It ultimately is a pretty disappointing half in that we couldn't capitalize. Now it is a 45 minute game and it could obviously go either way at this point.

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:52 - Mar 29 with 1637 viewshubble

What a load of site that half was. Misplaced passes all over the place, sluggish play... WTF has Marti been doing with them for 2 weeks? Only player looking decent is Jimmy Dunne. Thank God the peaky blinders are shite too. Game is crying out for Armstrong and some intent. Smyth too.

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:53 - Mar 29 with 1614 viewsMalintabuk

Decent game and a decent half though perhaps a little disappointing that we never put one of those perhaps 3/4 chances away.
Quite surprised that Birmingham are pushing forward like they are which is making it a good game
Think Andersen is having his quietest game for us, if not a pretty poor game. Willock I'm afraid looks right off the pace. Frey is trying but really lacks any real quality really. Best player for me so far is Dunne, which shows what kind of half that was
The crowd have gone pretty quiet here, which I think Birmingham wanted. So 2nd half, think Marti will leave well alone for the first 20 mins, and then bring on a little pace in Smyth and Sincs
All in all a little flat if honest. The game needs a goal preferably from us
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:54 - Mar 29 with 1561 viewsperpignanR

Looking around at the other scores, a win today is going to be massive.
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:56 - Mar 29 with 1492 viewsstrikerace

Frey adds almost nothing, Sinclair in for me. Anderson looks off today too. Put pace in with Armstrong, Smyth, Hodges. This match is there for us to take, we should already be ahead
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 15:57 - Mar 29 with 1489 viewsBurnleyhoop

We have been sloppy, but they look more than capable of sneaking.

First goal will probably be the winner, but could go either way.
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