| Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies 11:51 - Jan 24 with 2890 views | Goth_Jack |
Hi All
We (Swansea Lifts) are looking for Service and Lift Engineers to work across South Wales.
If you are interested, or know anyone who would be interested in permanent, full time / part time work, please email CV to enquiries@swansealiftgroup.com.
Thanks all
Sarah |  |
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| Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 11:55 - Jan 24 with 2880 views | swanjackal |
I'm having Deja Vu here surely 
Well just to get it out of the way again. The job has its ups and downs. |  |
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| Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 11:57 - Jan 24 with 2877 views | Goth_Jack |
| Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 11:55 - Jan 24 by swanjackal |
I'm having Deja Vu here surely
Well just to get it out of the way again. The job has its ups and downs. |
Trust you!
But yes, you are correct - deja vu and ups and downs! lol *rolls eyes* | |
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| Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 11:59 - Jan 24 with 2873 views | swanjackal |
| Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 11:57 - Jan 24 by Goth_Jack |
Trust you!
But yes, you are correct - deja vu and ups and downs! lol *rolls eyes* |
Memory longer than Gene Simmons tongue here  | |
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| Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 12:46 - Jan 24 with 2824 views | Bobby_Fischer |
This type of job can be rewarding on so many levels. |  |
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| Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 12:51 - Jan 24 with 2817 views | Neath_Jack |
A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast.
The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me."
So the woman replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113." |  |
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| Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 15:18 - Jan 24 with 2753 views | Goth_Jack |
Jesus Boys! You're supposed to be helping me here! *rolls eyes (again!)* | |
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| Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 15:27 - Jan 24 with 2741 views | Banosswan |
| Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 15:18 - Jan 24 by Goth_Jack |
Jesus Boys! You're supposed to be helping me here! *rolls eyes (again!)* |
All the crap puns/jokes keep LIFTING your thread to the top of the page though. |  |
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| Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 15:38 - Jan 24 with 2731 views | swanjackal |
| Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 15:27 - Jan 24 by Banosswan |
All the crap puns/jokes keep LIFTING your thread to the top of the page though. |
Crap puns? Just like most lifts, that's "Out of Order". Let's not elevate this further. [Post edited 24 Jan 2018 15:39]
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| Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 15:50 - Jan 24 with 2721 views | jack_lord |
Stop it now before it goes to another level |  |
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| Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 16:22 - Jan 24 with 2692 views | Bobby_Fischer |
| Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 15:18 - Jan 24 by Goth_Jack |
Jesus Boys! You're supposed to be helping me here! *rolls eyes (again!)* |
Its only a bit of fun, don't let it bring you down! | |
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| Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 16:24 - Jan 24 with 2691 views | swanjackal |
| Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 15:18 - Jan 24 by Goth_Jack |
Jesus Boys! You're supposed to be helping me here! *rolls eyes (again!)* |
BOYS?!?!?!?! BOYS?!?!?!
I identify as a Goblin Teasmade. Bloody sexism!
I would apply, but my speciality is in bungee cords, and although it may make journeys interesting inside the elevator, it may cause the company a headache with the legal bills. | |
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| Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 19:21 - Jan 24 with 2603 views | dickythorpe |
I gave a hitchhiker a lift once, and he had this big bag. He put it on my back seat....... |  | | |
| Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 21:20 - Jan 24 with 2539 views | JACKMANANDBOY |
Stop pushing the OPs buttons please. |  |
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| Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 21:38 - Jan 24 with 2513 views | Loyal |
| Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 11:57 - Jan 24 by Goth_Jack |
Trust you!
But yes, you are correct - deja vu and ups and downs! lol *rolls eyes* |
"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cnt?" a young son asks.
"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."
"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"
"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cnt up!"
Nothing to see here.. ... |  |
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