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The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson 18:43 - Oct 5 with 7569 viewsdickythorpe

What will happen to him?
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The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 20:36 - Oct 5 with 4183 viewsexiledclaseboy

The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 20:35 - Oct 5 by Lohengrin

It had tomfoolery wriiten all over it, Fath. On the silliness spectrum that sits midway between buffoonery and horseplay.


Tomfoolery. We have a winner.

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The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 20:40 - Oct 5 with 4175 viewsDarran

The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 20:29 - Oct 5 by exiledclaseboy

No it wouldn’t. I dislike Theresa May intensely but I don’t wish violence on her. You’re as bad as Isis.


She could have joined the queue at A&E to get her beak reset on the NHS then.

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The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 20:40 - Oct 5 with 4175 viewsjackharris

The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 20:29 - Oct 5 by exiledclaseboy

No it wouldn’t. I dislike Theresa May intensely but I don’t wish violence on her. You’re as bad as Isis.


I recommend the four YouTube vids he has from a Channel four show he did. With him pranking Trump, The Ex boss of BHS, BGT and VW...

He is a clever man, who is very meticulous in his planning, the U.S. Secret Service interviewed him after the Trump prank so they could understand how he managed it...

Just type Simon Brodkin into YouTube...

He was released without charge straight away because he had official accreditation from the Conservatives, The Police and the Actors Guild. Handing a piece of paper to the Prime Minister is not a crime, ha.
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The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 20:40 - Oct 5 with 4173 viewsHumpty

The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 20:27 - Oct 5 by Jackfath

I dislike the word prank too. I prefer jape.


I think a prank is when you use bacon to upset muslims.
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The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 20:41 - Oct 5 with 4169 viewsexiledclaseboy

The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 20:40 - Oct 5 by Humpty

I think a prank is when you use bacon to upset muslims.


Uh oh. Now you’ve done it.

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The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 20:45 - Oct 5 with 4159 viewsDarran

The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 20:34 - Oct 5 by Jackfath

That's a worserer comment than Lisa saying she wishes Melinda would shoot Tummer.


You should come to my stand up show Fath you’d enjoy it.


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The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 20:48 - Oct 5 with 4150 viewsLoyal

Breach of the peace nothing more.

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The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 02:20 - Oct 6 with 4072 viewswobbly

The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 20:48 - Oct 5 by Loyal

Breach of the peace nothing more.


Which I imagine is more than happens in the audience of one of his shows.
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The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 07:04 - Oct 6 with 4050 viewsMo_Wives

The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 20:35 - Oct 5 by Lohengrin

It had tomfoolery wriiten all over it, Fath. On the silliness spectrum that sits midway between buffoonery and horseplay.


Where does high jinx come on the scale?

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 07:10 - Oct 6 with 4047 viewsjackal

He's just a tw*t looking for publicity..

It was painfully unfunny. A half decent comedian would have done far better,
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The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 09:11 - Oct 6 with 4016 viewsWarwickHunt

The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 07:04 - Oct 6 by Mo_Wives

Where does high jinx come on the scale?


After shenanigans but before jolly jape.
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The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 10:00 - Oct 6 with 3998 viewsUppa_Swans

This skit was very much 'Wake Up Boo' by The Boo Radleys in my opinion. The jewel in an otherwise shite catalogue of work.
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The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 10:16 - Oct 6 with 3986 viewsLohengrin

The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 09:11 - Oct 6 by WarwickHunt

After shenanigans but before jolly jape.



An idea isn't responsible for those who believe in it.

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The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 10:30 - Oct 6 with 3972 viewsWarwickHunt

The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 10:16 - Oct 6 by Lohengrin



Wonderful word.
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The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 12:54 - Oct 6 with 3935 viewsLohengrin

The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 20:40 - Oct 5 by Humpty

I think a prank is when you use bacon to upset muslims.


Mind your shirt, Hump. You'll never get the stains out.


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The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 15:01 - Oct 6 with 3892 viewsNogginthenog

The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 09:11 - Oct 6 by WarwickHunt

After shenanigans but before jolly jape.


Definitely below f*ckwittery but above antics
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The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 20:59 - Oct 6 with 3825 viewsLoyal

I'm quite hopeful he will be shot one day.

Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows. The official inventor of the tit w@nk.
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The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 01:39 - Oct 7 with 3775 viewsHumpty

The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 12:54 - Oct 6 by Lohengrin

Mind your shirt, Hump. You'll never get the stains out.



I've drenched one cardi this week in my emphatic secretions and it's pissing the wife off. She does the washing.

I'm all spent now.
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The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 07:23 - Oct 7 with 3737 viewsLohengrin

The comedian Simon Brodkin / Lee Nelson on 01:39 - Oct 7 by Humpty

I've drenched one cardi this week in my emphatic secretions and it's pissing the wife off. She does the washing.

I'm all spent now.


"...emphatic secretions"

Rather good, that.

An idea isn't responsible for those who believe in it.

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