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Oh how I laugh when I think they have practically been given a ready made state of the art stadium while we can't shift a couple of fking dog walkers to develop a training ground !
Isn't it a bit odd there's no whole hearted condemnation of the Happy Hammers fans actions this evening? The vvankfest continues....
I expected to see the meejah running with sickening scenes, unacceptable, dark days at the end, someone could've been killed and "wont someone think of the children?!" but no.... salt of the earth guv'nor I should coco
Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal
F*cking hate them almost as much as the scum ! Living in Basildon theres loads of 'em, and some of them actually go. Just passed 4 different blokes with shirts on walking in different roads round here shirted up, f#ck me i thought , youve got to get a shift on!! Karen Brady thinks shes' some fuc#ing working class heroine for conning Coe and co to giving them the stadium free of charge as though everyone is a west ham supporte, and then making out shes done the tax payer a favour ! Dont get me started, even Joey on twitters fed up with it, so glad its all going tits up with the good old salt of the earth cockney wags smashing the man u coach up. Love it ay KarenðŸºðŸºðŸºðŸº
THe Uptown Park bowling ground home of Westside Hammers
Read this..
5 things Westside Hammers fans will remember about the Uptown Park Bowling Ground
BY SOCCER GUY After a real long time, it’s time for Westside Hammers to say good bye to their real old soccer stadium. Older than the Queen of Britain, Uptown Park Bowling Ground opens up its bleachers one last time for the game against the Manchester Unity. After that, centuries of historic soccer history will be smashed up by a bunch of wrecking ball operators and the franchise will go some place new.
But what will soccer fans of the West London based franchise remember about this place? I took a closer look.
Pablo Di Canio’s real nice no-bouncer Way back in the 2000s, the referee hatin' Italian soccer player scored one of the awesomest goalshot in EPL League history, kicking in a soccer ball real nice against tennis-named franchise Wimbledon.
Swindon Town Press Conference to annouce Paolo Di Canio as their New Manager
Pablo became a the Hammer’s MVP over the years before getting bored and going to the Charleston Atheltes when he was real old.
Jonathan Spector Of all the guys that have laced up their cleats and done soccer at the Uptown Park Bowling Ground down the years, most Westside Hammers fans will agree that one guy was way better than the rest.
Making Pablo Di Canio and the rest of the guys look like a bunch of dumbass fat kids that can’t even make it through gym class without getting real sick, former USMNT star Spector was a hero of the guys down at the Tool Shack.
The Chicken Shack
The bleachers in the east side of the stadium were once known as the Chicken Shack, named after the humongous fried chicken restaurant that fans could go get some food from if they got the munchies during the game.
England Soccer Club won the World Cup
Back in the summer of '69, a Three Lines side made entirely of Westside Hammers soccer players became World Cup world champions of the world, beating Doucheland 4-2 at the Uptown Park Bowling Ground.
As a result, a statue of some of the guys that played soccer that day still stands outside the stadium.
Michael Jackson's statue Although the Prince of Pop was more bothered about climbing trees and stuff than he was about soccer, a statue of him once famously stood outside the Uptown Park Bowling Ground.
To be honest, nobody knows why. Maybe it had something to do with that song the Westside Hammers fans sing about MJ's pet monkey.
Can't condone any west am bova, but if one of them stray bottles made it through and ended up with a certain scrawny cheating cnt named Ashley losing a couple of front nashers , I could forgive it this once !
Pmsl! West Ham fans dick around with the ball, eventually give it back after another one given to the Man U goalie, goalie finally does a goal kick and Man U score!
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