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Dick Advocaat 08:57 - Mar 17 with 3196 views

Just got the job @ Sunderland

Should we have appointed him?

I hope I'm proven wrong but Ramsay doesn't look like the answer

Dick Advocaat on 09:22 - Mar 17 with 3155 views

TheBlob

Probably like at Christmas,it's the last bottle of drink when everything else has gone.

Unless there's a manager out there called Twiglets.

Poll:

So how was the season for you?

Dick Advocaat on 09:33 - Mar 17 with 3134 views

DaBurgh

Dick Advocaat on 09:22 - Mar 17 by TheBlob
Probably like at Christmas,it's the last bottle of drink when everything else has gone. Unless there's a manager out there called Twiglets.

If you want a manager named after a drink it needs to be the 'wino's choice circa 1974' Mad dog 20/20. Not the main ingredient for a freckin' snoball...

Dick Advocaat on 09:41 - Mar 17 with 3108 views

CroydonCaptJack

Dick Advocaat on 09:22 - Mar 17 by TheBlob
Probably like at Christmas,it's the last bottle of drink when everything else has gone. Unless there's a manager out there called Twiglets.

I have a feeling this line of pun is going to SNOWBALL

Dick Advocaat on 09:43 - Mar 17 with 3101 views

TheBlob

Poll:

So how was the season for you?

Dick Advocaat on 09:47 - Mar 17 with 3083 views

aston_hoop

Actually, I'm glad we don't have Tim!

Poll:

Moses Odubajo - Stick or Twist?

Dick Advocaat on 09:49 - Mar 17 with 3075 views

westberksr

taken off somewhere else and a lot of the issues apply to other clubs in trouble but some specific to Sunderland......

"So Advocaat in and 'Operation Polish Turd' begins. He will quickly see that there are far too many problems there such as:

- Brown and O'Shea (read Traore and SWP)

- All the other players except Defoe (there's a bit off this at our place and nearly read the same)

- Fan expectation is too high (probably not as we have no expectations whatsoever as far as i'm aware)

- History shows they've never had a top-class player, not one (we've had plenty but just not at the moment; thanks for that Harry)

- The best place to eat is Greggs (nando's)

- The vehicle of choice is the mobility scooter (maybe for SWP as he can see over the handlebar)

- Players only go there for the cash (absofukinglutely us too)

- It's a shit-hole (some people may think so but i prefer 'cosmopolitan')@

how old is Dick now and does he even know where Sunderland is?

Dick Advocaat on 09:53 - Mar 17 with 3060 views

SimonJames

Dick Advocaat on 09:22 - Mar 17 by TheBlob
Probably like at Christmas,it's the last bottle of drink when everything else has gone. Unless there's a manager out there called Twiglets.

I like Twiglets