| Barnsley Zoo 20:25 - Mar 14 with 4488 views | firgrovedale51 |
A small zoo in Barnsley acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in season and to make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Albert Tobytyke, a local lad & part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
Albert, like many Barnsley blokes, felt he had ample ability to satisfy any female. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution, so Albert was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for £500?
Albert showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:
1. "First up", Albert said, "No kissin’ on’t lips." The keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
2. "Second", he said, "Tha’ can’t ever tell anybody abaht this." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
3. "Third", Albert said, "Ah want all’t bairns raised as Barnsley fans." Once again it was agreed.
4. "And last of all", Albert stated, "Tha’s got to gi me another week to come up wi’ 500 quid”
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| Barnsley Zoo on 20:27 - Mar 14 with 4472 views | WhiteyBFC |
Punchline? |  | | |
| Barnsley Zoo on 20:29 - Mar 14 with 4458 views | firgrovedale51 |
| Barnsley Zoo on 20:27 - Mar 14 by WhiteyBFC |
Punchline? |
Sorry Whitey couldn't think of one
By the way you middle name isn't Albert is it? | | | |
| Barnsley Zoo on 20:32 - Mar 14 with 4437 views | JimmyRustler |
| Barnsley Zoo on 20:27 - Mar 14 by WhiteyBFC |
Punchline? |
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| Barnsley Zoo on 20:52 - Mar 14 with 4373 views | dingdangblue |
All Barnsley joking aside, incredible turnaround to sack Wilson and win 6 on the spin conceding 1 goal in that time. Our next 4 games Notts a, Scun h, Old a, Yeo h and theirs Orient a, Preston h, Bristol a, Sheff h will sort things out. [Post edited 15 Mar 2015 10:30]
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| Barnsley Zoo on 22:40 - Mar 14 with 4209 views | WhiteyBFC |
Why would I be angry? We've just been to Oldham whose supporters (a fair portion of them anyway) showed themselves up, tried to attack LJ, threw objects at him, but failed to get behind their side who we beat 3-1 for our 6th win on the bounce, despite playing quite shit to be honest.
I'm far from angry. | | | |
| Barnsley Zoo on 22:46 - Mar 14 with 4191 views | TVOS1907 |
| Barnsley Zoo on 22:40 - Mar 14 by WhiteyBFC |
Why would I be angry? We've just been to Oldham whose supporters (a fair portion of them anyway) showed themselves up, tried to attack LJ, threw objects at him, but failed to get behind their side who we beat 3-1 for our 6th win on the bounce, despite playing quite shit to be honest.
I'm far from angry. |
The Oldham fans' behaviour will be someone else's fault. |  |
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| Barnsley Zoo on 22:47 - Mar 14 with 4190 views | WhiteyBFC |
| Barnsley Zoo on 20:52 - Mar 14 by dingdangblue |
All Barnsley joking aside, incredible turnaround to sack Wilson and win 6 on the spin conceding 1 goal in that time. Our next 4 games Notts a, Scun h, Old a, Yeo h and theirs Orient a, Preston h, Bristol a, Sheff h will sort things out. [Post edited 15 Mar 2015 10:30]
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I'd fancy your chances against Yeovil and Oldham. Scunny are a bit hit and miss, and Notts have Paddy McCourt and Gary Jones.
You could quite easily turn them all over.
We beat Sheff Utd at their place, mullered Bristol City when they were unbeaten but they fluked a late draw, we beat Orient with ease and away at PNE we lost in a dull game thanks to an horrendous penalty decision. So we've nothing to fear. | | | |
| Barnsley Zoo on 19:09 - Mar 15 with 3906 views | tazzydjr |
| Barnsley Zoo on 22:40 - Mar 14 by WhiteyBFC |
Why would I be angry? We've just been to Oldham whose supporters (a fair portion of them anyway) showed themselves up, tried to attack LJ, threw objects at him, but failed to get behind their side who we beat 3-1 for our 6th win on the bounce, despite playing quite shit to be honest.
I'm far from angry. |
Whitey their all lunatics on day release apparently a full moon send them loopy and their not allowed to be fed after midnight because they turn into monsters them Biffo's and Biffoette's creatures [Post edited 15 Mar 2015 19:10]
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| Barnsley Zoo on 11:11 - Mar 16 with 3734 views | ParkinsGimp |
Oh dear Biffos behaving like cretins LOL now that is unsual. | | | |
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