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state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969
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Random irritations.. on 20:06 - Sep 4 with 7406 views
The fact that fifty percent of cats are pricks yet ninety percent of them look cuddly and nice. What to give you a cuddle but there's a very real chance that you're an unexploded nailbomb you inconsistent furry c*nt.
Kids. Look did parents unanimously decide at some point in the last twenty years that it was suddenly absolutely okay behaviour for kids to screech their pudgy little faces off in public? Why can't I go anywhere without some f**king toddler losing their shit over f**king nothing. Pointless little f**ks. Parents: I get that you're above giving your kid a slap and everything but all of you are losing the battle of wills so f**king man up because I can't stand that f**king awful gurgling crying bullshit that kids are into these days.
Alistair Darling's f**king eyebrows. The f**k is going on with your f**king face, man?
Joy Division. Look I grew up with The Cure, Siouxsie, Killing Joke and all that good post-punk new wave stuff. I don't get Joy Division at all. Honestly, everything I've ever heard by them is irredeemably shit. The bassist can play a bit (but everyone could play bass well in the 70s and 80s, it was a thing). And I even like The Fall so I think Joy Division have no merit.
Fat commoners wearing 'GEEK' t-shirts. You know what love? F**k off. I'm a geek. I'm a f**king incurable geek. I know far too much about videogames. I run a f**king website about 80s Movies. I bought my last two phones the day they came out and neither were f**king iPhones. But you know what? I don't f**king run around telling people about it and explaining the differences between the PlayStation 4 and the Xbox One and all that. I keep that shit on the downlow. So why are you pretending to be a geek when A - you're not. B - you hate geeks. C - you have no intelligence. D - you've probably at best only ever played Angry Birds. Badly. C*nt.
Weddings. Weddings can so f*ck off. Get married. I did. It's good. But don't ask me to f**king watch. It's shit.
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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Random irritations.. on 08:59 - Sep 5 with 7300 views
Ha ha.. Loved the statement she's got 'whiplash'.Programmed into her sponging ,scheming scrounging brain.'Whiplash ,whiplash ,say you got whiplash.' Whiplash is for car crashes /prangs you silly cow. Bit of a w@nker the fella who attacked her tho.A verbal lashing would've done..
Random irritations.. on 09:17 - Sep 5 by Pommyhoop
Ha ha.. Loved the statement she's got 'whiplash'.Programmed into her sponging ,scheming scrounging brain.'Whiplash ,whiplash ,say you got whiplash.' Whiplash is for car crashes /prangs you silly cow. Bit of a w@nker the fella who attacked her tho.A verbal lashing would've done..
People (and there are a few of them at work) who blatantly try and put words in your mouth which you know they're doing for the sole purpose to try and make you feel as though you are being unhelpful and to possibly throw back in your face at any given time in the near future.
Me: "I don't do that, sorry. You'll need to speak to XYZ and they can help you out" Them "So, are you saying you're not going to do that?"
fcuk off you cnts
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Random irritations.. on 15:16 - Sep 5 with 7196 views
Psychopaths in the workplace. Them horrible ,scheming b@stards who slash ,lie, stab, steal their way to the top. Its not only in the office world folks.. Mind you he's in an office now...
Random irritations.. on 15:16 - Sep 5 by Pommyhoop
Psychopaths in the workplace. Them horrible ,scheming b@stards who slash ,lie, stab, steal their way to the top. Its not only in the office world folks.. Mind you he's in an office now...
Talking of work places , why is there always a kunt who feels the need to steal your Yogurt out of the Fridge, some poncing fcuker has twice this week stole my muller corner , go out & buy one they are about 70p you barstewards this has not been a good week for me, the bread has gone mouldy and some git keeps stealing my Yogurt in the words of liam Neeson, "I will find you, and when I do, I will kill you "
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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Random irritations.. on 15:49 - Sep 5 with 7184 views
Random irritations.. on 15:43 - Sep 5 by paulparker
Talking of work places , why is there always a kunt who feels the need to steal your Yogurt out of the Fridge, some poncing fcuker has twice this week stole my muller corner , go out & buy one they are about 70p you barstewards this has not been a good week for me, the bread has gone mouldy and some git keeps stealing my Yogurt in the words of liam Neeson, "I will find you, and when I do, I will kill you "
Stick a 4 week old yoghurt in there Parker .Then watch who goes green then NUKE the f"cker..
Random irritations.. on 15:49 - Sep 5 by Pommyhoop
Stick a 4 week old yoghurt in there Parker .Then watch who goes green then NUKE the f"cker..
Tried that Pom, our Yogurt Thief is very canny and actually reads the Best Before Date put in an Activia one from july earlier in the week (mandarin flavour as well, yuk) and the fckucker left it It says a lot that the highlight of your day( eating a muller strawberry corner ) is snatched away by a complete & utter barstweard who cannot be ar sed to get their own lunch
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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Random irritations.. on 16:25 - Sep 5 with 7168 views
Random irritations.. on 15:56 - Sep 5 by paulparker
Tried that Pom, our Yogurt Thief is very canny and actually reads the Best Before Date put in an Activia one from july earlier in the week (mandarin flavour as well, yuk) and the fckucker left it It says a lot that the highlight of your day( eating a muller strawberry corner ) is snatched away by a complete & utter barstweard who cannot be ar sed to get their own lunch
F'ck Best Before Dates. Peel the top off a yoghurt ,lose some stuff and then add some different stuff and then glue the top back down! Dont get caught tho FFS.
Random irritations.. on 15:56 - Sep 5 by paulparker
Tried that Pom, our Yogurt Thief is very canny and actually reads the Best Before Date put in an Activia one from july earlier in the week (mandarin flavour as well, yuk) and the fckucker left it It says a lot that the highlight of your day( eating a muller strawberry corner ) is snatched away by a complete & utter barstweard who cannot be ar sed to get their own lunch
Carefully inject some laxative through the foil top.
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Random irritations.. on 22:52 - Sep 6 with 7065 views
The 'Lilt woman' who sometimes appears on Question Time and other shows.
I'm sure she's from a parallel world where everyone loves each other but has somehow crossed (in the words of King Willy from Predator 2) "To the udder side"
Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent
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Random irritations.. on 22:54 - Sep 6 with 7061 views
The 'Lilt woman' who sometimes appears on Question Time and other shows.
I'm sure she's from a parallel world where everyone loves each other but has somehow crossed (in the words of King Willy from Predator 2) "To the udder side"
"Truely dread"
Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent
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Random irritations.. on 03:57 - Sep 7 with 7017 views
Random irritations.. on 15:43 - Sep 5 by paulparker
Talking of work places , why is there always a kunt who feels the need to steal your Yogurt out of the Fridge, some poncing fcuker has twice this week stole my muller corner , go out & buy one they are about 70p you barstewards this has not been a good week for me, the bread has gone mouldy and some git keeps stealing my Yogurt in the words of liam Neeson, "I will find you, and when I do, I will kill you "
It's funny cos it's true. Cheers for that Parker, made me LOL realising that it's not just me that it happens to/irritates.
Talking of irritations, what pisses me off is the apparent fascination with up close coverage of football games to the extent that the cameraman is so intent on getting as close as possible to the player on the ball that you actually end up not getting to see the more important moments of the through ball, the strike on goal or when the ball actually hits the net etc...
People who let their dogs sh*t on the pavement and don't clean it up. They should have their dogs taken off them and make the owners clean it up with their f*cking face.
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Random irritations.. on 09:20 - Sep 7 with 6983 views
People (and there are a few of them at work) who blatantly try and put words in your mouth which you know they're doing for the sole purpose to try and make you feel as though you are being unhelpful and to possibly throw back in your face at any given time in the near future.
Me: "I don't do that, sorry. You'll need to speak to XYZ and they can help you out" Them "So, are you saying you're not going to do that?"
fcuk off you cnts
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'Consultant' highly paid, bought in to 'improve' one department and a director thinks while he is here may as well go through yours as well.
Had promised directors big savings on very scant info he had gleaned from our system and expected me to give full report on his findings at a 'consultants meeting', after five hours ( I kid you not) I sort of casually asked what experience and knowledge he had of the my field, the answer rather quietly given was zilch, my reasoned reply was ' no wonder most have what you said is a 'complete load of bollox' and I was not going to pander to his ego and waste days compiling reports that would have a zero effect on the competance running of my department.
An e-mail to my directors was winging on its way shortly after the meeting covering his arse that I was not being helpful and resisting the 'improvements' he had so boldly suggested.
Can all consultants at least have grown some bum fluff, posess even a vague knowledge of the subject they are going to 'improve', not look so fcucking superior when showing just how shi* you are at your job, and how the world will end if they are not worshipped like a Greek God.
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Random irritations.. on 11:43 - Sep 7 with 7013 views
People who describe themselves as someone who "tells it like it is" or "calls a spade a spade". Invariably means they're a thick, overly opinionated, bigoted tw@t.
Anyone saying "my bad". What? Literally nonsensical.
Everything about "selfies". I can barely bring myself to type it out. The term, the concept, the ubiquity... it makes me want to go all Virginia Tech.
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Random irritations.. on 13:08 - Sep 7 with 6995 views
give it 1o years and due to his freakanomics , the population will be making animal sacrifices along the royal mile so their crops wont fail, another five and and the pagan gods will only be sated with human sacrifice and pagan orgies in leith.
he'll take scotland back to the opening scene in' 2001', a diabolical narcissistic ,megalomaniac ....but intrestingly one devoid of charisma and charm which all bond villains have in abundance.
why do good people ecosse follow lothians very own david koresh /charles manson to the mother ship.
alex salmond 'the true nature of sacrifice'
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The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.
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Random irritations.. on 15:17 - Sep 7 with 6962 views
Waiting for payment. Especially when you've had to pay wages and materials yourself to get the job done. PunteR- " I need selfbilling sheet to be updated so I can submit application for payment " client- "ok we'll update tomorrow " PunteR- (6 weeks later,after 4 reminders) " You still haven't updated,I can't apply for payment!" Client- " ok,we'll update tomorrow" Next day PunteR " you still haven't updated, I'm collecting my tools,I've got to go to another job" Client- (same day)- " ok we've updated so you can submit payment now but we're not paying you till you come back." An irritated PunteR- " I'm back Monday"
Occasional providers of half decent House music.
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Random irritations.. on 09:31 - Sep 8 with 6894 views
Sweeping Generalisations....no place for it in todays go ahead society....
having said that...
Albanians: eye up your women at fun fairs.Remove things made of any metal compound known to the periodic tables from your front / back garden.
Scottish : Carve things on the back of your bathroom mirror when they go to your toilet, thus marking you for pagan ritual slaughter, in order that their crops flourish...ie. barley, wheat,oats etc etc.....Bore the fuc king shit out of you in pubs. great, great food.
SOMALIANS: Huge knobs, can pleasure Nordic European women at will.mainly through the art of 'kerraza'...I.E. economical thrustings while high on the marching powder, climaxing in joyus union.Leaving ones mrs like shes had a square go with the crew of the Ark Royal.Superior species, not unlike the engineers in 'prometheus'.prone to the odd romantic gesture such as pimping these sooky wee daft hoors out for coins of the realm .
English - wonky-toothed self important people drowning in self-esteem, concentrating their energy on negativity / arguing / putting down / moaning / bullying one another to the detriment of their own good.
Shit food.
World leaders for alternative music, arts & creativity but often too self-conscious and hamstrung by a need to 'appear' understated. Bad at sex. Ruddy faced.
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The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.
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Random irritations.. on 09:08 - Sep 9 with 6817 views
The fat fk next me in the office has upped her game. Not content with spending all day yesterday interrupting my conversation she now has a day off as her fking dog died. I was refused compassionate leave when my son was in hospital so she had better be taking unpaid leave or holiday FFS.
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