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Dogs can’t whistle in the dark
at 21:54 1 Nov 2024

Phenomenon ba ba be ba da.

Also, the world will explode, time will evaporate and Rangers will not win at home

EVER AGAIN

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I was going to procrastinate but I can’t be arsed.

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Pinch punch first of the month
at 08:18 1 Nov 2024

And no returns.

[Post edited 1 Nov 8:19]

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Death
at 21:29 17 Oct 2024

The inevitability of all we do or don’t.

I never saw any of Rangers games before I was born and I may not see many after I’m dead ( as ghosts only exist after you’re dead and not before you’re born).

That means I have no control over their fortunes so I don’t care anymore now. Yet I do. Conundrum.

Cunnilingus. Are Lingus. Fly away take me to another day.

When I die I don’t want to k ow about it.

Ibteckin I’ve got twenty years to go. Or less or more. O’la more by Dollar. Great song.

It’s all bollocks. The earth will explode one day.

It’s Istanbul not Constantinople.

Up yer bum. Hoo har.

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If aliens exist would they speak Swahili?
at 00:50 29 Sep 2024

Or would they have Google translate ?

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It’s all f ucking bollocks
at 22:49 21 Sep 2024

Or….

Is it?
What is it
Is what it?

Cobblers I’m too pissed to see.

Shamoh.

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Smooth smooove
at 21:56 21 Sep 2024

Laying down a sheen , laying down a path , smooth or nutty. A play with a crossed hair or life on its arse.

Shamoh

F ucking get the ball up near their goal ya tw at

Susan Fassbender baby bum bum

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Have you ever had a ride in a light blue car
at 20:52 21 Sep 2024

Well , Ronnie, remember this don’t east an ice cream ya tosser.

Car trubble

Cobblers

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When you realised there was no meaning to life and no God
at 22:02 5 Sep 2024

When I opened an English Breakfast In A Tin from a 7/11 in Shepherds Bush when I was left home alone for a week and all out of dough.

I thought it was a godsend and the greatest idea known to me. After a night in The Mailcoach.

It was that moment looking into that tin that I realised mankind can never achieve transcendence and nihilism is the only true philosophy.

That and Vauxhall Motors.

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£3.67 a pint of Guinness
at 19:07 30 Aug 2024

In the White House in Luton.

£20.00 return from St Pancras.

Whatever the tube was to get to St Pancras.

Average nine pints of Guinness.

That’s sill a cheap night out. Innit?

Keep repeating: It’s Luton. Not the Pav. It’s Luton. Not the Pav. It’s Luton. Not the Pav. It’s Luton. Not the Pav. Etc

[Post edited 30 Aug 19:09]

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Sometimes I get so low
at 00:48 21 Aug 2024

There only one place o think of to go

It’s where the beat is strong strong strong

My love is here I can sing my sing

Walk down the high streets

Among the neon lights and pretty soon I’ll find my way

To the

Twilght Cafe

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Peter Davidson or Karl Elsey?
at 23:49 20 Aug 2024

When a signing meant something.

Or did it?

I remember these two because a) i remember us getting them.

And b) us not playing them much

I was 8/9/10 or so. tenish. Sean Connery’s favourite game.

Neither made a blind bit of cobblers to anything.

Adel did.

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The glow
at 23:37 20 Aug 2024

That moment when you’re on top , the substances do their thing , you have the world on tie tongue.

You are the f ucking KING.

and then…..

The rapid descent..

You can’t pinpoint it at the time, yet the morning brings the horror

The horror of the night before , before you were a c unt
Was there a time before that?

Possibly.

F uck it , you’re dead once.

I love QPR. I’m not a f ucking matmatician. I dint give a f uck about ana f ucking lytics.

I like words , I like unpredictability.

Adel, Stan, Rodney, Simon, Roy.

F uck VAR.

I’ll be dead in twenty years.

COME ON YOU R’s!

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The Disappointed
at 23:26 20 Aug 2024

Great song .

Greatest (?) disappointment of your life , so far?

Mine are:

Elizabeth McGovern knows not of my existence.

Life is a disappointment.

Disappointment is life

My brain going under alcohol.

Thdoswill get 300 views and f uck off to page two in hours

I had so much to say and so much to say had I

Peter:

[Post edited 20 Aug 23:27]

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Melancholia , can it be beat as a feeling?
at 00:28 3 Aug 2024

I don’t think it can. It’s a powerful f ucker.

Love, love, love

Does QPR matter is matter QPR

LOVE IS ALL THERE IS.

Is there love

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You ain’t are smart, you just is
at 23:43 2 Aug 2024

Ping pong poo

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Low rider gets a little
at 23:07 2 Aug 2024

Higher!

Yeah baby

Take a little trip …,

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Stc*ntastic
at 22:45 2 Aug 2024

No greater word for hatred.

Yet, a slang word for the giver of life.

C unt a beautiful thing. From a beautiful being.

C unt. Right wing c unts.

C unts, vaginas, fannies etc

My mum, sister, nieces , wife . Women. Beautiful.

F uck off blokes you are C UNTS/

[Post edited 2 Aug 22:47]

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There’s been a
at 23:05 27 Jul 2024

kerfuffle that’s lead to a contretemps and has ended in a brouhaha.

Hit ‘Im ‘enry.

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Joan Armatrading
at 22:54 27 Jul 2024

Is f ucking brilliant.

That pretty f ucking much it.

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Futility. Is it a means to an end?
at 22:42 27 Jul 2024

Isn’t it all futile? Does anything matter, really? This planet will collapse in on itself one day. We are all stardust.

How the f ucking crikey cobblers c unty bollox did we lose to Reading? Losing to Spurs is fine, we’ll be champions. Losing to a packet of Bourbons means we going all Bordeaux. Spiritually.

Life begins at the hop, boys and girls.

Make this life of rollercoasters a fun one for all, don’t be a c unt.

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