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1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."
5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them .....
Oh my god!! What have I just said??"
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."
10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
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12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio on 20:54 - Jan 1 with 14722 views
Chris Tarrant talking about the first 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' winner Judith Keppel on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."
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Not an unintentional question /double entendre but still great was when Mrs Merton interviewed Chris Eubank. Discussing his defeat to Steve Collins she asked him 'were you surprised when he came from behind and licked you in the ring ?'. Eubank being the thick plank didn't get the joke and apparently when he found out after the show that he'd been set up by a comedian and wasn't actually interviewed by a doddery old lady, demanded to go on the show again !!! He was turned down.
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12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio on 21:10 - Jan 1 by smegma
Not an unintentional question /double entendre but still great was when Mrs Merton interviewed Chris Eubank. Discussing his defeat to Steve Collins she asked him 'were you surprised when he came from behind and licked you in the ring ?'. Eubank being the thick plank didn't get the joke and apparently when he found out after the show that he'd been set up by a comedian and wasn't actually interviewed by a doddery old lady, demanded to go on the show again !!! He was turned down.
Matt Dawson on 5Live had to cut short an interview with Sir Chris Hoy so that he could hand over to another presenter on the Olympic Park who "was taking the Queen up the Orbit".
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12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio on 12:10 - Jan 2 by derbyhoop
Matt Dawson on 5Live had to cut short an interview with Sir Chris Hoy so that he could hand over to another presenter on the Olympic Park who "was taking the Queen up the Orbit".
Or the England Rugby player (wish I could remember who it was) who was asked on BBC Breakfast programme what he thought of the Millenium Stadium after it had just been opened, when England had beaten Wales there.
He said it reminded him of the women he'd knocked around with in Cardiff: "Bit shabby on the outside, but bloody amazing once you've got inside". BBC cut straight to the weather after that.
Or Annabel Croft saying to Jonathan Overend at the Tennis Olympics this year with Danny Baker offering her some snacks from his hamper, "I didn't expect to be here at Wimbledon seeing Murray win Gold and being asked to celebrate by putting a sausage in my mouth." Corpsing followed for several minutes - anyone else remember these two little beauts?
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12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio on 12:28 - Jan 2 by Juzzie
#7 above... classic!
I'm sure I saw on QVC a female presenter saying how "a woman loves a pearl necklace!"
I think I was watching when the presenter said that 8 inch comment - it must have been on breakfast news over here as I think I nearly spat my breakfast out. And yes you probably have heard them say about the pearl necklace on QVC - they just say the first thing that comes into their heads with no thought - probably didn't even know what the connotations of a pearl necklace are - a female friend of mine didn't know what a spit roast was either. What you doing watching QVC anyway at least I've got the excuse of being a girlie what's yours?
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12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio on 13:10 - Jan 2 by scot1963
I think I was watching when the presenter said that 8 inch comment - it must have been on breakfast news over here as I think I nearly spat my breakfast out. And yes you probably have heard them say about the pearl necklace on QVC - they just say the first thing that comes into their heads with no thought - probably didn't even know what the connotations of a pearl necklace are - a female friend of mine didn't know what a spit roast was either. What you doing watching QVC anyway at least I've got the excuse of being a girlie what's yours?
Channel hopping and caught it at the right moment!
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