| Jobs that get done when the football is binned 12:02 - Sep 10 with 4601 views | EastR |
Having spent the morning cleaning and oiling squeaky doors I'm now about to paint the back of the fireplace
Desperate times
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| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 12:05 - Sep 10 with 3805 views | davman |
Same, mate - am painting door frames that were last painted three years ago and (according to my wife) have gone a "bit yellow".
Fun times! But then we're not allowed to be happy... |  |
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| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 12:18 - Sep 10 with 3776 views | CliveWilsonSaid |
Unfortunately it means that I don’t have a good excuse to finish work early so will be here all day… |  |
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| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 14:32 - Sep 10 with 3644 views | Mick_S |
I’m watching golf and I’ve just started making a bottle of Limoncello. The bottle needs a shake once a day for a week before getting the sugar in. Busy, busy, busy. |  |
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| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 15:09 - Sep 10 with 3557 views | davman |
| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 14:32 - Sep 10 by Mick_S |
I’m watching golf and I’ve just started making a bottle of Limoncello. The bottle needs a shake once a day for a week before getting the sugar in. Busy, busy, busy. |
Make sure you are crying whilst you are doing it though... | |
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| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 15:20 - Sep 10 with 3545 views | Rangersw12 |
I'm currently having a Peroni with the cricket is on in the background whilst reading The Battle Of Britain by James Holland..... Bliss | | | |
| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 15:20 - Sep 10 with 3544 views | Mick_S |
| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 15:09 - Sep 10 by davman |
Make sure you are crying whilst you are doing it though... |
I’m going to smash an onion before my wife gets in. Glasses on and everything. | |
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| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 16:20 - Sep 10 with 3497 views | derbyhoop |
Day of shopping with OH. I know how to live.
No strops, today. Unusual for me when shopping. |  |
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| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 18:41 - Sep 10 with 3386 views | Paddyhoops |
Cleaned the oven . Took two hours and it’s spotless!! | | | |
| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 23:20 - Sep 10 with 3278 views | lightwaterhoop |
| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 18:41 - Sep 10 by Paddyhoops |
Cleaned the oven . Took two hours and it’s spotless!! |
Any tips? The wife wants to know! | | | |
| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 00:10 - Sep 11 with 3250 views | CroydonCaptJack |
Replaced a heating element in the oven. Quite pleased with myself. |  | | |
| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 00:17 - Sep 11 with 3234 views | Boston |
| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 23:20 - Sep 10 by lightwaterhoop |
Any tips? The wife wants to know! |
Brazilian cleaners. | |
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| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 11:19 - Sep 11 with 3136 views | daveB |
afternoon at B&Q buying stuff for jobs I probably won't ever do |  | | |
| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 11:27 - Sep 11 with 3130 views | Discodroids |
Changed an old fashioned light pull cord switch in the bathroom for a PIR Sensor light. The old light was like something Jack Hargreaves would have talked about for 2o mnutes on 'Out of Town' .
It was the sort of light I could imagine Noel Coward clicking on in a haughty flourish dressed in his spatz, before waltzing over to the armitage shanks for a mock turtle turn out.
Not Excactly Syd Barret excess but fk it, i'm 55 and the wife promised me a foot w ank in her fishnets if i done it.
And I have to say, it wasn't too shabby either. The PIR sensor light looks good as well.
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| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 12:31 - Sep 11 with 3043 views | traininvain |
| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 11:27 - Sep 11 by Discodroids |
Changed an old fashioned light pull cord switch in the bathroom for a PIR Sensor light. The old light was like something Jack Hargreaves would have talked about for 2o mnutes on 'Out of Town' .
It was the sort of light I could imagine Noel Coward clicking on in a haughty flourish dressed in his spatz, before waltzing over to the armitage shanks for a mock turtle turn out.
Not Excactly Syd Barret excess but fk it, i'm 55 and the wife promised me a foot w ank in her fishnets if i done it.
And I have to say, it wasn't too shabby either. The PIR sensor light looks good as well.
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To be fair it’s what the queen would have wanted. |  | | |
| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 12:38 - Sep 11 with 3015 views | distortR |
| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 11:27 - Sep 11 by Discodroids |
Changed an old fashioned light pull cord switch in the bathroom for a PIR Sensor light. The old light was like something Jack Hargreaves would have talked about for 2o mnutes on 'Out of Town' .
It was the sort of light I could imagine Noel Coward clicking on in a haughty flourish dressed in his spatz, before waltzing over to the armitage shanks for a mock turtle turn out.
Not Excactly Syd Barret excess but fk it, i'm 55 and the wife promised me a foot w ank in her fishnets if i done it.
And I have to say, it wasn't too shabby either. The PIR sensor light looks good as well.
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I might be tempted to do a bit more around the house with that sort of incentive, although if I said I had a foot to w ank I would be laughed out of the house...... | | | |
| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 12:41 - Sep 11 with 3005 views | stowmarketrange |
| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 12:38 - Sep 11 by distortR |
I might be tempted to do a bit more around the house with that sort of incentive, although if I said I had a foot to w ank I would be laughed out of the house...... |
I’m not sure his wife would be happy to foot w ank strangers mate.Nice try though. |  | | |
| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 12:44 - Sep 11 with 2999 views | PunteR |
I literally did nothing. I didnt even take the roof rack off the car from the holiday last week.
Not sure how much longer i can keep this going though. I've already been sent links for paving slabs for the garden, next years holiday brochures and price comparisons for pet food. I'm gonna have to do something today.
She's getting twitchy. [Post edited 11 Sep 2022 12:45]
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| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 13:09 - Sep 11 with 2956 views | Discodroids |
| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 12:31 - Sep 11 by traininvain |
To be fair it’s what the queen would have wanted. |
I like to think so. | |
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| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 13:52 - Sep 11 with 2894 views | Mick_S |
| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 11:27 - Sep 11 by Discodroids |
Changed an old fashioned light pull cord switch in the bathroom for a PIR Sensor light. The old light was like something Jack Hargreaves would have talked about for 2o mnutes on 'Out of Town' .
It was the sort of light I could imagine Noel Coward clicking on in a haughty flourish dressed in his spatz, before waltzing over to the armitage shanks for a mock turtle turn out.
Not Excactly Syd Barret excess but fk it, i'm 55 and the wife promised me a foot w ank in her fishnets if i done it.
And I have to say, it wasn't too shabby either. The PIR sensor light looks good as well.
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Inspirational mate. Thought of the day that will bring the country together.
Also, may I add that it’s heartwarming that you didn’t have to ask. [Post edited 11 Sep 2022 13:54]
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| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 14:53 - Sep 11 with 2839 views | Discodroids |
| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 13:52 - Sep 11 by Mick_S |
Inspirational mate. Thought of the day that will bring the country together.
Also, may I add that it’s heartwarming that you didn’t have to ask. [Post edited 11 Sep 2022 13:54]
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Cheers Mick.
In some small way, I hope That by my selfless act of batering intermediate NVQ level electrical works around the House for deviant sexual favours from my wife, it may brings us all, Punks, skins, Rastas and the billions of Guardian readers on LFW together. All Holding hands in sorrow for our fallen Queen. [Post edited 12 Sep 2022 11:13]
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| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 15:08 - Sep 11 with 2806 views | komradkirk |
cut the lawns , had a fry up and got the bus into belfast for several pints of guinness with a couple of workmates.great day |  | | |
| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 15:11 - Sep 11 with 2799 views | Mick_S |
| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 15:08 - Sep 11 by komradkirk |
cut the lawns , had a fry up and got the bus into belfast for several pints of guinness with a couple of workmates.great day |
Cutting grass is such a lovely thing. Sounds like a great day. I’m over soon, mate - love the place. | |
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| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 15:34 - Sep 11 with 2786 views | komradkirk |
yeah, lots of people around belfast now for saturday afternoon tipples.
went in a couple of bars where the pints are still under a fiver | | | |
| Jobs that get done when the football is binned on 15:40 - Sep 11 with 2772 views | Sonofpugwash |
Doing the exhaust manifold gasket on a 3 door Freelander I 1.8 .Ain't any fun crawling under a motor after busting me back after falling 15 feet off a ladder couple of years back.But you get to see life from a different angle I suppose. |  |
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