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Corny Joke Warning
at 11:32 22 Nov 2024

It used to be a tradition in our house at Xmas to have breakfast, go out and have a few bevvies then come back and deck the halls.
After 8 years of this the Halls moved away.
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Corny Joke Warning
at 09:14 20 Nov 2024

Corn bread?
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Bluesky
at 20:28 19 Nov 2024

From what I've seen by not using any filters, it is starting to creep in. I wondered if it was a concerted effort by either X generated bots or the same knuckle draggers that have destroyed X taking advantage of a new platform to spew their hate on.
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Corny Joke Warning
at 20:19 19 Nov 2024

To lose weight, I hollowed out some bread and wore it on my head.
Yes, it's a loaf hat diet.
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Corny Joke Warning
at 14:34 19 Nov 2024

My wife just told me that she wants a kitten for Xmas. I told her "Don't be so stupid, it's too small. We'll have a Turkey like we always do".
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Caption Competition
at 19:30 17 Nov 2024

This is our trophy, there are many like it but this trophy is ours.
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Corny Joke Warning
at 19:24 17 Nov 2024

"Father I have some questions concerning my faith"
"What do you want to ask me my child?"
"Is it true the bread is the body of Christ?"
"Yes my child, that is true".
"Is it true that Jesus rose up after his death?"
"Yes my child, that is true"
"Was that because of the yeast?"
"Get out! and don't ever come back".
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Funniest moment following QPR
at 10:39 17 Nov 2024

The moment the Robin vanPersie memorial camera pit by the Loftus Road goal was created.
IYKYK
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Corny Joke Warning
at 16:45 13 Nov 2024

I made some binoculars out of an old colander.
Now I have strained my eyes...
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Half decent tv
at 16:06 11 Nov 2024

Yes, very much so. I've binged the first five episodes and now waiting for the last five to drop. I love the interweaving of the story through different viewpoints and the plot holds together well.
[Post edited 11 Nov 16:09]
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Corny Joke Warning
at 13:42 4 Nov 2024

I walked into a hardware shop yesterday and as soon as I crossed the threshold all the stud finders started beeping.
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QPR's 'Fan Engagement Plan'
at 13:49 31 Oct 2024

This is why EN Voice Actors in Hoyoverse games are currently on strike. They are looking for a deal whereby their voices are protected IP and they want to be reimbursed if AI uses their voices. I have no idea when this strike will finish but I will keep an eye on it.
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Corny Joke Warning
at 15:29 26 Oct 2024

Whilst reading the autobiography of actor Yul Brynner, I discovered that he was an avid Liverpool FC fan and that he never used aftershave.
That's right! Yul never wore cologne.
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Kolli scores!
at 12:56 25 Oct 2024

He's going to be some teams Eberechi Eze isn't he? you can just see it happening can't you.
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The Chosen One is available.
at 12:54 25 Oct 2024

That's why I posted the link
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The Chosen One is available.
at 09:14 25 Oct 2024

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/videos/c7v36nd6velo
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Corny Joke Warning
at 11:25 24 Oct 2024

I've just bought a pet tree, it's like having a pet dog but its bark is quieter.
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Portsmouth Chant
at 11:22 22 Oct 2024

John Westwood. Joe Hylton was having a long old chat with him after the game too.
Times have definitely changed as I would say well over 80% of their fans joined in with the applause for Frank Sibley before the kick off.
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A word that sums Rangers up....
at 22:22 21 Oct 2024

Quixotic
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Cook on todays defeat
at 10:25 21 Oct 2024

I think he has been poor himself this season. At least one glaring mistake in each match and a lot of finger pointing when something goes wrong. I think he knows his best years are beyond him now and is is playing more on reputation than ability now. Chair is more of a leader than Cook IMO... or at least he was until his "back injury".
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