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my day began with good news i got my camera fixed by a man at pc world which is a really good shop in bury. it cost £42 pounds stirling which were a lot but i want to be a photographer so i need a camera otherwise id have to draw pictures and im not very good at art as Mr Plainman used to tell me at school.
i set off for the hop scotch lancashire derby at 14:00 it were raining but that dint dampen my spirits cos i were going to see super shakers at oldham in league one which is proper football not like what Mr Amjam next door watches on TV with there foreign players. i got the tram to manchester which was good fun trams are like buses but they run on tracks which makes them like trains but thy are not trains because they run on roads like cars but cars dont run on tracks.
My tram
the sign is very important as trams can be dangerous but i were ok as i knew what to do.
manchester were fun as i were early i went to the printworks which i thought were a place where they print newspapers and i mite get a job but it werent which were a shame.
printworks is good as it has lots of places to eat and drink where they do special deals i went to chiquitos which did 2 meals for one so i ate one and put the other one in my rucksack which i carry with me in case i need to carry stuff
there were a starbucks selling pumpkin pies really cheap at 20p cos haloween is over but i didnt buy any cos they dont pay tax cos they are Cameroon lapdogs puppets of tory posh boy DC who is nothing to do with peterborough or victoria beckam who is fit but skinny.
I got the bus from manchester to oldham and got to the ground at 18:00. it were dark but i took a picture of the main stand anyway
oldham ground
i were hungry again but fancied a pie so went to the chippy and got a pukka pie which were not like jamie oliver makes on his show but were nice anyway it had a really nice crust on it.
my pie
the players coach turned up and so did the fans coach which were running tonight not like normal which ment there were lots of super shaker fans there to great the players as they got off the coach
i went to the players to ask if they had any spare tickets but they dint so i had to pay in which were alrite as it were the hot pants derby and well worth paying to see the atmosphere in the away end at 19:38 was magic everybody were singing and it were packed. we were singing songs about rochdale and the oldham fans joined in cos they dont like them either we were united as fans but not man united who are a club in manchester not oldham or bury.
crowd
i werent allowed to take my rucksack in as Cameroons boot boys took it off me so i made sure they didnt eat my chiquitos by righting my name on a libel on it and the words GET OFF in big letters.
the game started and i thought i better take some pictures of the game as i know some people but not all people like them so heres the first half
the game were really really good which happens when two big teams meet in a derby and it were end to end to end in the first half with us being good and oldham being good and the ref being good. then we took the lead i dint see the goal as it were in front of me but i think it was Sodje who scored it well thats what everybody else thought as they kept laughing and saying the stupid donkey scored a header for us so it had to be him as he is the only donkey we have who can head the ball. we were well on top at this point as the scoreline showed and i could only see the game only going one way.
it were 1-0 at half time to us which showed that we are a bigger club than oldham and the party in the stand just got better and better.
i went to get a drink and a pie from the shop under the stand but it were shut cos they had sold all there pies i complained to a steward who said i should return to my seat as it was unlikely that the shop would be opened again which is well out of order i asked him for his name and he said it was Abraham Lincoln so i am going to write a letter of complaint to Oldham Athletic Football Club when I get home later they dont know how to treat fans properly at there ground.
the second half started and we were still the best team and then micky schumacher scored a penalty right at the end which i dint see as i were talking to a policeman about the steward who was rude to me earlier. he kept yawning which i think was because it were cold.
then we let in a silly goal which is not bury but the fans were brilliant anyway as we were winning
the final whistle then went which were mint as we had won the pot shot derby 2-1 which is dead important in lancashire, england.
i got the bus back to manchester and ate my chiquitos which werent as nice as the one i had earlier as it werent hot and had got a bit cold but at least plod hadnt eaten it so it were better than nowt and free so i didnt think it would be rite for me to complain to the company as it werent there fault.
i went to a pub which were doing £3 a pint or 5 pints for £15 pounds stirling which i thought were a bargain so i got 5 pints which made me drunk but it were ok as i dint had work the next day. i got back on the last tram which were good timing as i thought id missed it and fell asleep cos i were well tired.
it were a mistake that were as i ended up in altrincham which is a small town in cheshire not bury which is in lancashire were i wanted to be which werent the trams fault it were the pubs fault for serving cheep beer they did a bus back to manchester so i got that and went to the pub to complain but the fascist bouncer on the door wouldnt let me in because i were drunk which were not true so i got the bus to rochdale which is a league 2 town with no trams then i got the bus number 461 to bury which got me home in time for late night poker
LOVE BURY FC
LOVE ENGLAND WOMENS FOOTBALL
LOVE IS A FOUR LETTER WORD
LOVE CHANGES EVERYTHING
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Away Day Review: Oldham (Lancashire) v Bury (Lancashire) HOTPOT DERBY on 01:28 - Nov 7 with 4000 views
'manchester were fun as i were early i went to the printworks which i thought were a place where they print newspapers and i mite get a job but it werent which were a shame'
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Away Day Review: Oldham (Lancashire) v Bury (Lancashire) HOTPOT DERBY on 11:20 - Nov 7 with 3747 views
"i went to a pub which were doing £3 a pint or 5 pints for £15 pounds stirling which i thought were a bargain so i got 5 pints which made me drunk but it were ok as i dint had work the next day"
Bargain! Made me laugh out loud this one!
Great work!
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Away Day Review: Oldham (Lancashire) v Bury (Lancashire) HOTPOT DERBY on 12:55 - Nov 7 with 3689 views
Absolute class, quality entertainment. However, if I could be slightly critical, there were nowhere near enough spelling mistakes, there was far to much punctuation used. And it lacked the odd random sentence that means fook all to anyone who speaks the English language.
Hope this helps for the next edition.
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Away Day Review: Oldham (Lancashire) v Bury (Lancashire) HOTPOT DERBY on 18:47 - Nov 7 with 3525 views
.......then we took the lead i dint see the goal as it were in front of me but i think it was Sodje who scored it well thats what everybody else thought as they kept laughing and saying the stupid donkey scored a header for us so it had to be him as he is the only donkey we have who can head the ball......
Genuine laugh out loud stuff......
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Away Day Review: Oldham (Lancashire) v Bury (Lancashire) HOTPOT DERBY on 08:53 - Nov 8 with 3330 views
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we were discussing who you were on my away day review but that's still to come and if it is who we think i personally feel sorry for you buddy 
