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My brother once told me in the back of my parent's sand coloured Austin Allegro estate (circa 1988) that Chris Rea was a Native American Indian, a claim that I've repeated many times to my detriment, until about 5 years ago....
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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 21:15 - Feb 2 with 1807 views
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 22:06 - Feb 2 with 1688 views
Loads of material but the latest - yesterday afternoon in the Bostonia Public House, the young waiter (of unknown origination), brought over a bottle of beer and I asked for a dry glass as the one I had was wet - he apologized and complied.
Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 23:07 - Feb 2 by Boston
Loads of material but the latest - yesterday afternoon in the Bostonia Public House, the young waiter (of unknown origination), brought over a bottle of beer and I asked for a dry glass as the one I had was wet - he apologized and complied.
They do know when a customer is pushing it at their expense. Which will be why the rim of your new 'dry' glass tasted like he'd wiped his knob around it.
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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 08:14 - Feb 3 with 1355 views
Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 07:40 - Feb 3 by WokingR
They do know when a customer is pushing it at their expense. Which will be why the rim of your new 'dry' glass tasted like he'd wiped his knob around it.
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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 18:48 - Feb 3 with 1078 views
Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 07:40 - Feb 3 by WokingR
They do know when a customer is pushing it at their expense. Which will be why the rim of your new 'dry' glass tasted like he'd wiped his knob around it.
At a bar (many years ago) for post-work drinks with my brother and a few of his workmates. His boss was getting progressively more flashy and irritating with every round. When she got up for a slash, to the amusement of all present, he wiped his schlong around the rim of her bottle.
He didn't pay for another drink all night.
'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'
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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 19:38 - Feb 3 with 978 views
Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 18:48 - Feb 3 by Dorse
At a bar (many years ago) for post-work drinks with my brother and a few of his workmates. His boss was getting progressively more flashy and irritating with every round. When she got up for a slash, to the amusement of all present, he wiped his schlong around the rim of her bottle.
He didn't pay for another drink all night.
I thought rimming was something different entirely,but it seems I was wrong.
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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 10:05 - Feb 4 with 526 views
When I was going to put some loft insulation down one evening after work a few years back, my missus advised that I did at the weekend in the daytime so that it would be light and I'd be able to see better.🤦
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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 10:17 - Feb 4 with 499 views
In Kilkenny once, I was at a pedestrian crossing and there were two women beside me, a young-ish Irish woman and an elderly American lady.
The pedestrian signal started beeping.
American: "What's that noise forrrrr?" Irish: "It's for blind people, so they know pedestrians can cross" American: "Awww, seeeee that's great. In America we won't even allow blind people to drive".
"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
In work I was chatting to a woman a few years back and an election was coming up and she was chatting some nonsense about foreigners coming over and stealing jobs and this is how the conversation went.
Her - is Gordon Brown blind? Me - just one eye, he's got a glass eye like Peter Falk.
.... pause....
Her - who's Peter Falk? Me - the actor who played Columbo. Her - oh.... .... long pause .....
Me - you know, the TV detective. Her - ...... Me - shabby looking, says 'just one more thing' a lot Her - oh..... .... longer pause......
Her - I thought you meant the traveller. Me - Columbus? He was an Explorer.
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 12:03 - Feb 4 with 324 views
An ex-girlfriend of mine was an archaeology student.
Her department held an open day which she was heavily involved in. There were bemused looks when she told visitors that the photos on the display behind her were of a Roman bronze mine
Bronze is an alloy, of copper and tin.
She was mortified when she realised her mistake!
"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."
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