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Cheeky chappy scouser now assisting dim and distant third parties attempt to take over our beloved football club. He is connected, via LinkedIn to our former CEO, David Bottomley who was determined to sell the club before Bottomley was removed by shareholders at the EGM.
His Twitter bio says his interests include: "Football club M&A, ICOs & cryptocurrencies."
From Liverpool, he has previously said he left school at 16 and started brokering painting and decorating contracts. He has told Reuters a chance encounter with a billionaire on an ocean liner at 20 years old in 2011 gave him the opportunity to travel and work in China.
He has since put himself forward as a leading authority and middleman for Chinese businessmen looking to invest in Western football clubs, although it is not known which clubs he has assisted in brokering deals for.
The problem is: 1. Alex doesn't have two bob to rub together himself. 2. He introduces people and doesn't buy things himeself. 3. His company has only been in business less than two years. 3. He was born in 1991 - obtainable from Companies House - so at 30 he's managed not very much with his life.
But he has been on a cruise liner.
From brokering painting and decorating contracts to working with Bottomley to broker the sale of RAFC to any third party on any terms and at any price.
We have seen off better chancers than this clown.
I hope that our key shareholders and supporters have really done their due diligence on who they meet in dark and seedy corners and why they meet them, because Cilla has!
Now before our Graham with a quick reminder..... who has question number 1?
George Bernard Shaw had it right:
"He who can does; he who cannot, teaches."
https://www.visittheusa.co.uk/
As Cilla used to says: And here's our Mandy from Liverpool!...... on 19:55 - Aug 21 by RAFCBLUE
When I started this thread about our Mandy from Liverpool I said that the problem was:
1. Alex doesn't have two bob to rub together himself. 2. He introduces people and doesn't buy things himself. 3. His company has only been in business less than two years. 3. He was born in 1991 - obtainable from Companies House - so at 30 he's managed not very much with his life.
Alexander Jarvis.
It's been a lorra lorra fun luv.
I've a funny feeling that your time in football is now finished - because anyone you go anywhere near now will Google your name and realise you are famous in Rochdale and were the one who led us to:
* David Bottomley * Andy Curran * Darrell Rose
The folks at the EFL know who you are and how you play the game.
They've said you should expect that "the EFL will be continuing with its disciplinary investigations into this matter and will take the most appropriate action available to it under its Regulations."
Very rare on Blind Date did a contestant go back for second helpings.
Usually the first humiliation of not being picked was enough to scare off even the bravest of young bucks.
Our Mandy is brave. Back for second helpings, having committed Morton House to £1.2m of purchasing that was never going to work.
The problem for Mandy is that ugly people don't get any prettier behind disguises. Hiding from your bedroom in your parents house is all very well when your a teenager but when you're trying for a hostile and unwanted takeover of a League 2 club, well, there is nowhere to hide.
Now, who has question number 1?
George Bernard Shaw had it right:
"He who can does; he who cannot, teaches."
https://www.visittheusa.co.uk/
As Cilla used to says: And here's our Mandy from Liverpool!...... on 20:52 - Sep 20 by RAFCBLUE
Very rare on Blind Date did a contestant go back for second helpings.
Usually the first humiliation of not being picked was enough to scare off even the bravest of young bucks.
Our Mandy is brave. Back for second helpings, having committed Morton House to £1.2m of purchasing that was never going to work.
The problem for Mandy is that ugly people don't get any prettier behind disguises. Hiding from your bedroom in your parents house is all very well when your a teenager but when you're trying for a hostile and unwanted takeover of a League 2 club, well, there is nowhere to hide.
Now, who has question number 1?
This one tonight is a belter.
Our Mandy from Liverpool has only gone and put some statutory accounts into Companies House for Blackbridge Sports Limited.
Covering the period of 9 January 2020 to 31 January 2021. They are publicly available and can be found here.
This international man of mystery, broker of deals up and down the Football League and all over the globe is worth......
.....
(wait for it)
£5,273
In this period young Mandy was, as we all now know, courting a former club employee and Mr Curran and Mr Rose and coming up with the fact that a Rochdale share was worth £6 a share.
Curran and Rose allowed a guy who is only worth £5k and persuaded them to spunk £1.2 million away that they will struggle to get back having massively overpaid.
He's making just over £400 a month being a football broker!
If I was that former club employee, Curran, Rose or indeed anyone who had been taken in by this "broker" and parted with my hard earned I would be absolutely fuming.
How can someone with zero credibility get an audience with our Trust?
Curran even allowed him a ride in his Rolls Royce Cullinan on the day he met the Trust!
Jarvis must have been living in dreamworld. No wonder Southall calls Jarvo the "Scouse Disaster"
George Bernard Shaw had it right:
"He who can does; he who cannot, teaches."
https://www.visittheusa.co.uk/
This international man of mystery, broker of deals up and down the Football League and all over the globe is worth......
.....
(wait for it)
£5,273
In this period young Mandy was, as we all now know, courting a former club employee and Mr Curran and Mr Rose and coming up with the fact that a Rochdale share was worth £6 a share.
Curran and Rose allowed a guy who is only worth £5k and persuaded them to spunk £1.2 million away that they will struggle to get back having massively overpaid.
He's making just over £400 a month being a football broker!
If I was that former club employee, Curran, Rose or indeed anyone who had been taken in by this "broker" and parted with my hard earned I would be absolutely fuming.
How can someone with zero credibility get an audience with our Trust?
Curran even allowed him a ride in his Rolls Royce Cullinan on the day he met the Trust!
Jarvis must have been living in dreamworld. No wonder Southall calls Jarvo the "Scouse Disaster"
He could buy about 870 shares with that money from Morton House.
In real estate terms, it might be worth about half of a bollard on Bottomley's barrier.
Although, if online rumours are to be believed, some of that money may be owed to Mummy Jarvis and Daddy Jarvis for bedroom rent.
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As Cilla used to says: And here's our Mandy from Liverpool!...... on 21:54 - Oct 21 with 5348 views
This international man of mystery, broker of deals up and down the Football League and all over the globe is worth......
.....
(wait for it)
£5,273
In this period young Mandy was, as we all now know, courting a former club employee and Mr Curran and Mr Rose and coming up with the fact that a Rochdale share was worth £6 a share.
Curran and Rose allowed a guy who is only worth £5k and persuaded them to spunk £1.2 million away that they will struggle to get back having massively overpaid.
He's making just over £400 a month being a football broker!
If I was that former club employee, Curran, Rose or indeed anyone who had been taken in by this "broker" and parted with my hard earned I would be absolutely fuming.
How can someone with zero credibility get an audience with our Trust?
Curran even allowed him a ride in his Rolls Royce Cullinan on the day he met the Trust!
Jarvis must have been living in dreamworld. No wonder Southall calls Jarvo the "Scouse Disaster"
I see the words 'Micro Entity' yep absofookinlutley
'Only happy when you've got it often makes you miss the journey'
Considering how Mr Jarvis appears to position himself as a global football broker, you would think he would have a team of experts / accountants supporting with company formations etc. We certainly wouldn't think he'd need to use a service such as this:
All of this info is freely available in the public domain, and you'd think it would've been picked up by Morton House's well documented (and seemingly expensive) due diligence process.
As Cilla used to says: And here's our Mandy from Liverpool!...... on 21:58 - Oct 21 by UpTheDaleNotForSale
Considering how Mr Jarvis appears to position himself as a global football broker, you would think he would have a team of experts / accountants supporting with company formations etc. We certainly wouldn't think he'd need to use a service such as this:
All of this info is freely available in the public domain, and you'd think it would've been picked up by Morton House's well documented (and seemingly expensive) due diligence process.
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'Only happy when you've got it often makes you miss the journey'
As Cilla used to says: And here's our Mandy from Liverpool!...... on 21:58 - Oct 21 by UpTheDaleNotForSale
Considering how Mr Jarvis appears to position himself as a global football broker, you would think he would have a team of experts / accountants supporting with company formations etc. We certainly wouldn't think he'd need to use a service such as this:
All of this info is freely available in the public domain, and you'd think it would've been picked up by Morton House's well documented (and seemingly expensive) due diligence process.
You forget UTDNFS about his massive data leak just days after the AGM/EGM that exposed the whole shady deal and Blackbridge Sports involvement in it.
That’s where he went wrong IMO and why Bottomley, Curran and Rose were then so quickly, easily and openly implicated notwithstanding Jarvis appears to have been emailing the world with Bottomley’s confidential presentation that only shareholders could have seen.
His birthday is 17 June 1991 so he turned 30 mid hostile takeover and all he got was a full EFL investigation for his troubles.
The Liverpool goalie used to be nicknamed Calamity James but this lad should be christened Calamity Jarvis!
George Bernard Shaw had it right:
"He who can does; he who cannot, teaches."
https://www.visittheusa.co.uk/
As Cilla used to says: And here's our Mandy from Liverpool!...... on 22:26 - Oct 21 by RAFCBLUE
You forget UTDNFS about his massive data leak just days after the AGM/EGM that exposed the whole shady deal and Blackbridge Sports involvement in it.
That’s where he went wrong IMO and why Bottomley, Curran and Rose were then so quickly, easily and openly implicated notwithstanding Jarvis appears to have been emailing the world with Bottomley’s confidential presentation that only shareholders could have seen.
His birthday is 17 June 1991 so he turned 30 mid hostile takeover and all he got was a full EFL investigation for his troubles.
The Liverpool goalie used to be nicknamed Calamity James but this lad should be christened Calamity Jarvis!
I think a better nickname is "farvis from reality".
As Cilla used to says: And here's our Mandy from Liverpool!...... on 21:58 - Oct 21 by UpTheDaleNotForSale
Considering how Mr Jarvis appears to position himself as a global football broker, you would think he would have a team of experts / accountants supporting with company formations etc. We certainly wouldn't think he'd need to use a service such as this:
All of this info is freely available in the public domain, and you'd think it would've been picked up by Morton House's well documented (and seemingly expensive) due diligence process.
:-)
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As Cilla used to says: And here's our Mandy from Liverpool!...... on 01:27 - Oct 22 with 4989 views
It's clear Roger the BIFFO will never work again given his treason that will live for him for the rest of his days and the reputational damage contained therein.
Looks like a 30 year old wannabe kid, still living with mummy and daddy in Birkenhead will struggle to find anything beyond minimum wage employment forever because the reputational damage is done. Alex Jarvis is AWFUL and CLUELESS at making deals - he loses his clients shedloads of money. The worst "football broker" ever. And we'll never let it lie. Ever.
#UTDNFS
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As Cilla used to says: And here's our Mandy from Liverpool!...... on 07:18 - Oct 22 with 4847 views
As Cilla used to says: And here's our Mandy from Liverpool!...... on 01:27 - Oct 22 by Sandyman
It's clear Roger the BIFFO will never work again given his treason that will live for him for the rest of his days and the reputational damage contained therein.
Looks like a 30 year old wannabe kid, still living with mummy and daddy in Birkenhead will struggle to find anything beyond minimum wage employment forever because the reputational damage is done. Alex Jarvis is AWFUL and CLUELESS at making deals - he loses his clients shedloads of money. The worst "football broker" ever. And we'll never let it lie. Ever.
#UTDNFS
Did Curran, Rose and Southall know of these "extensive" fast food connections before trusting Alexander Jarvis with £1.2m?
Not bad for a former asbestos surveyor to achieve 15 minutes of fame and his name in a couple of national papers, albeit for not great reasons.
The more I think about it, the more I think that Curran must have been conned as there is no way you'd give Alexander any money if you'd done this type of basic due diligence on him.
George Bernard Shaw had it right:
"He who can does; he who cannot, teaches."
https://www.visittheusa.co.uk/
As Cilla used to says: And here's our Mandy from Liverpool!...... on 07:18 - Oct 22 by RAFCBLUE
Did Curran, Rose and Southall know of these "extensive" fast food connections before trusting Alexander Jarvis with £1.2m?
Not bad for a former asbestos surveyor to achieve 15 minutes of fame and his name in a couple of national papers, albeit for not great reasons.
The more I think about it, the more I think that Curran must have been conned as there is no way you'd give Alexander any money if you'd done this type of basic due diligence on him.
I expect very very wrongly. They were told that gaining control of Rochdale AFC would be easy and that it would be the ideal deal for young Alex to cut his teeth on. Now who could possibly have given them that idea.
'Only happy when you've got it often makes you miss the journey'
As Cilla used to says: And here's our Mandy from Liverpool!...... on 01:27 - Oct 22 by Sandyman
It's clear Roger the BIFFO will never work again given his treason that will live for him for the rest of his days and the reputational damage contained therein.
Looks like a 30 year old wannabe kid, still living with mummy and daddy in Birkenhead will struggle to find anything beyond minimum wage employment forever because the reputational damage is done. Alex Jarvis is AWFUL and CLUELESS at making deals - he loses his clients shedloads of money. The worst "football broker" ever. And we'll never let it lie. Ever.
#UTDNFS
As funny as this might sound I passed through the drive thru at Birkenhead Rock Retail McDonalds earlier this week in the van and the lad taking the card payment didn't half look like our Alexander.
From Morton House advisor to McDonalds. What a 2021 you've had Alexander!
George Bernard Shaw had it right:
"He who can does; he who cannot, teaches."
https://www.visittheusa.co.uk/
As Cilla used to says: And here's our Mandy from Liverpool!...... on 21:59 - Dec 16 by RAFCBLUE
As funny as this might sound I passed through the drive thru at Birkenhead Rock Retail McDonalds earlier this week in the van and the lad taking the card payment didn't half look like our Alexander.
From Morton House advisor to McDonalds. What a 2021 you've had Alexander!
From flipping useless to flipping burgers
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As Cilla used to says: And here's our Mandy from Liverpool!...... on 08:28 - Jan 8 with 3185 views
Only fair now that the club have announced a High Court claim, that individual shareholders (prior to the AGM/EGM) of 1 June 2021 now make their own High Court claim.
Alexander has provided us with so much material that we know he was on the scene in the Spring of 2021 as he has met and told so many people about it during Summer of 2021 where everyone knows he was working for Andrew Curran
His ability to remember where he leaves his phone and laptop will prove to be undoing.
As Cilla used to says: And here's our Mandy from Liverpool!...... on 01:27 - Oct 22 by Sandyman
It's clear Roger the BIFFO will never work again given his treason that will live for him for the rest of his days and the reputational damage contained therein.
Looks like a 30 year old wannabe kid, still living with mummy and daddy in Birkenhead will struggle to find anything beyond minimum wage employment forever because the reputational damage is done. Alex Jarvis is AWFUL and CLUELESS at making deals - he loses his clients shedloads of money. The worst "football broker" ever. And we'll never let it lie. Ever.
#UTDNFS
Fat Pat told me earlier that her extended family in the Merseyside area report that Jarvo is spending most days "twitching like a sh*tting dog. from the stress and mental exertion of being (as Charlton fans call him) a "Minor Character":
Sources close to Captain Sabotage report that he is "f*cking sick of suprises" which is a shame, because there are are a couple of big ones planned in the coming days.
You'd have thought that our Mandy from Liverpool would love a bit of Surprise Surprise!
The more the world is changing the more it stays the same Life is full of small surprises it's a never ending game If nothing is impossible will you believe your eyes If the unexpected brings a smile that's a big surprise Surprise, surprise, the unexpected hits you between the eyes The unpredictable, that's the surprise you see, surprise! surprise!
Something for the weekend, sir? Suits you sir, suits you!
George Bernard Shaw had it right:
"He who can does; he who cannot, teaches."
https://www.visittheusa.co.uk/
Our mate Jarvo has handily shared his future itinerary online!
"Emigrating. It’s been fun! I will miss this view, my friends and family in Liverpool and the Wirral. I’m going back to my 5* nomad life and living out of hotels and on the road. The logistics plan - I’m going to do a bit of travel in Europe and Middle East in the coming months. Then I will head out to Cayman, South America, US Oct-Feb. Then onto Phuket, South East Asia, India Mar-May 2023."
Looks like he has been doing some reading too on his travels...
"I love the Napoleonic Art but I can imagine it’s lost on most people. I’d highly recommend if you like vodka and seafood. Last night It got me reflecting of the Napoleonic era named after Napoleon himself. Like now - what a time to be alive, young and striving to be ever the best in a time of massive change. . Victory belongs to the most persevering. - Napoleon Bonaparte"
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As Cilla used to says: And here's our Mandy from Liverpool!...... on 20:59 - May 26 with 2501 views
As Cilla used to says: And here's our Mandy from Liverpool!...... on 20:46 - May 26 by HullDale
Our mate Jarvo has handily shared his future itinerary online!
"Emigrating. It’s been fun! I will miss this view, my friends and family in Liverpool and the Wirral. I’m going back to my 5* nomad life and living out of hotels and on the road. The logistics plan - I’m going to do a bit of travel in Europe and Middle East in the coming months. Then I will head out to Cayman, South America, US Oct-Feb. Then onto Phuket, South East Asia, India Mar-May 2023."
Looks like he has been doing some reading too on his travels...
"I love the Napoleonic Art but I can imagine it’s lost on most people. I’d highly recommend if you like vodka and seafood. Last night It got me reflecting of the Napoleonic era named after Napoleon himself. Like now - what a time to be alive, young and striving to be ever the best in a time of massive change. . Victory belongs to the most persevering. - Napoleon Bonaparte"
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Thick as pig shit. You’re going travelling, Alexander, running away if you will.
Emigrating leave one’s own country in order to settle permanently in another.
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As Cilla used to says: And here's our Mandy from Liverpool!...... on 21:07 - May 26 with 2468 views
As Cilla used to says: And here's our Mandy from Liverpool!...... on 20:46 - May 26 by HullDale
Our mate Jarvo has handily shared his future itinerary online!
"Emigrating. It’s been fun! I will miss this view, my friends and family in Liverpool and the Wirral. I’m going back to my 5* nomad life and living out of hotels and on the road. The logistics plan - I’m going to do a bit of travel in Europe and Middle East in the coming months. Then I will head out to Cayman, South America, US Oct-Feb. Then onto Phuket, South East Asia, India Mar-May 2023."
Looks like he has been doing some reading too on his travels...
"I love the Napoleonic Art but I can imagine it’s lost on most people. I’d highly recommend if you like vodka and seafood. Last night It got me reflecting of the Napoleonic era named after Napoleon himself. Like now - what a time to be alive, young and striving to be ever the best in a time of massive change. . Victory belongs to the most persevering. - Napoleon Bonaparte"
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I wonder if Jarvo has told all his clients this plan to run away until May 2023?
I could see how some of them could be VERY upset that Captain Sabotage is, well, running away from a c. £1 million catastrophe he created when he leaked the entire contents of a laptop and mobile phone onto the world wide web?
Abandoning all he served him.
Looking at his Linkedin he is now in the world of fine spirits: "A former client of mine a Shanghai company just reached out. They are actively looking to import top Irish and Scottish whiskey's [sic] to China. £120m budget yearly. These are the key brands that they want to import: The Macallan, Bowmore, Springbank, Bowmore, Balvenie, Talisker, Dalmore, Highlandpark, and Glenlivet. Quite the order.
*Not interested in small volume orders or dealing with multiple brokers.
Please reach out via email: ajarvis@blackbridgesports.com
The first reply sums him up: Quite the dickhead."
The biggest question - will Jarvis get out of the country before various UK authorities get their hands on him?
Who knows, the way the last year has gone we might actually see him in Rome in July !!
George Bernard Shaw had it right:
"He who can does; he who cannot, teaches."
https://www.visittheusa.co.uk/
As Cilla used to says: And here's our Mandy from Liverpool!...... on 21:07 - May 26 by RAFCBLUE
I wonder if Jarvo has told all his clients this plan to run away until May 2023?
I could see how some of them could be VERY upset that Captain Sabotage is, well, running away from a c. £1 million catastrophe he created when he leaked the entire contents of a laptop and mobile phone onto the world wide web?
Abandoning all he served him.
Looking at his Linkedin he is now in the world of fine spirits: "A former client of mine a Shanghai company just reached out. They are actively looking to import top Irish and Scottish whiskey's [sic] to China. £120m budget yearly. These are the key brands that they want to import: The Macallan, Bowmore, Springbank, Bowmore, Balvenie, Talisker, Dalmore, Highlandpark, and Glenlivet. Quite the order.
*Not interested in small volume orders or dealing with multiple brokers.
Please reach out via email: ajarvis@blackbridgesports.com
The first reply sums him up: Quite the dickhead."
The biggest question - will Jarvis get out of the country before various UK authorities get their hands on him?
Who knows, the way the last year has gone we might actually see him in Rome in July !!
Having worked in the drinks industry I know that all those brands will have watertight contracts with agents in China. They will be on the case of any companies out there who are importing stock via what is known as the parallel trade. He really doesn't have a clue.....no one in their right mind would advertise their intention to do it.
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