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All-time stinker XI 19:02 - Apr 30 with 13805 viewsGlossolalia

Let's take a trip down memory lane. The type of trip where not even a thousand rose-tinted specs could put any veneer of respectability on these, the football-hoofing excuses for professional footballers that played for SCFC.

We will stick with 4-4-2 for ease. You must have, unfortunately, seen these uncoordinated abominations play, before your incredulous eyes.

Let's be avin yer, or something. Your XI from hell.



[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 19:03]
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All-time stinker XI on 15:30 - May 2 with 1976 viewsCaptain_Sham

All-time stinker XI on 15:27 - May 2 by theloneranger

Look at the dates, they were all in a month!! ... And I saw them all live, bar the York game thank fvck.

[Post edited 2 May 2020 15:30]


May you live in interesting times!
Can you imagine if we had a sequence of results like that today... this place would dissolve
[Post edited 2 May 2020 15:31]

Its just a ride.

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All-time stinker XI on 15:46 - May 2 with 1953 viewstheloneranger

All-time stinker XI on 15:29 - May 2 by swancity

What division were we in then ?


It was our first season in the old Division 3 after relegation from Div 2 (Championship).

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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All-time stinker XI on 18:25 - May 2 with 1903 viewsthornabyswan

All-time stinker XI on 15:27 - May 2 by theloneranger

Look at the dates, they were all in a month!! ... And I saw them all live, bar the York game thank fvck.

[Post edited 2 May 2020 15:30]


Ah yes sorry missed that didnt start going till 10 years later.

But imagine the meltdown on here with results like thst now.

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All-time stinker XI on 20:47 - May 2 with 1882 viewsGrandPrix

Darren Perrett.

Missed a glorious open goal (headed) opportunity, spent all my pocket money to stand on the North bank that night to see the Swans and he spoilt it for me with consistently shite displays.

Almost 40 now and the memory never leaves me


Good times become good memories......bad times become lessons

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All-time stinker XI on 20:58 - May 2 with 1866 viewsSwanjaxs

All-time stinker XI on 20:47 - May 2 by GrandPrix

Darren Perrett.

Missed a glorious open goal (headed) opportunity, spent all my pocket money to stand on the North bank that night to see the Swans and he spoilt it for me with consistently shite displays.

Almost 40 now and the memory never leaves me



Almost 40!

You could easily pass for 30 mush 😁

You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
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All-time stinker XI (n/t) on 21:11 - May 3 with 1774 viewsGrandPrix

All-time stinker XI on 20:58 - May 2 by Swanjaxs

Almost 40!

You could easily pass for 30 mush 😁


Thanks mate
[Post edited 3 May 2020 21:12]

Good times become good memories......bad times become lessons

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All-time stinker XI on 21:51 - May 3 with 1756 viewsChief

In reality the correct answer here would be a team made up youngsters who didn't make it while we were in the bottom division&combined with all those rags Cusack signed, so mine from my era would be: Jason Jones, Theobold, LB? (David Smith maybe? Although he'd had decent career elsewhere), Lee Fieldwick, CB (struggling here-thought Stuart Jones was decent, didn't seem to have other young CBs, Matthew Rees maybe?), Keegan, Casey, Jackson, Devulgt, Keaveney, Newhouse, Bari Morgan.

But in reality a lot of them didn't get many games to show how poor they actually were, might be better to do a team of stinkers who played 20 plus games for swans, or maybe came with a reputation.

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All-time stinker XI on 22:02 - May 3 with 1750 viewsChief

All-time stinker XI on 21:51 - May 3 by Chief

In reality the correct answer here would be a team made up youngsters who didn't make it while we were in the bottom division&combined with all those rags Cusack signed, so mine from my era would be: Jason Jones, Theobold, LB? (David Smith maybe? Although he'd had decent career elsewhere), Lee Fieldwick, CB (struggling here-thought Stuart Jones was decent, didn't seem to have other young CBs, Matthew Rees maybe?), Keegan, Casey, Jackson, Devulgt, Keaveney, Newhouse, Bari Morgan.

But in reality a lot of them didn't get many games to show how poor they actually were, might be better to do a team of stinkers who played 20 plus games for swans, or maybe came with a reputation.


So team of ones who had an extended run or weren't necessarily here by dint of coming through as local players:

Brian Murphy,
Terry Evans, David Theobold, Neil Sharpe, David Smith
Jason Price, Charlie Hartfield, Michael Jackson, Leyton Maxwell,
Aiden Newhouse, Lee Thorpe

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All-time stinker XI on 10:08 - May 4 with 1685 viewsBrynmill_Jack

Richie Appleby gets away with it again lol

Each time I go to Bedd - au........................

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All-time stinker XI on 11:52 - May 4 with 1659 viewsdna

Gary Richards ?
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All-time stinker XI on 12:13 - May 4 with 1646 viewsmagicdaps10

Can't believe Leigh De-Vulgt hasn't made the teams!!

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All-time stinker XI on 12:20 - May 4 with 1627 viewsKilkennyjack

Stevie Potter

Kevin Amannkwah
Gary Richards
Shaun Garnett
Neil Davids

Gary Moore
Lopez
Tom Carroll
Mo Barrow

Pawel Abbott
Schechter

As a team these lads would be frightening ...

Beware of the Risen People

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All-time stinker XI on 16:26 - May 4 with 1589 viewsDewi1jack

All-time stinker XI on 12:20 - May 4 by Kilkennyjack

Stevie Potter

Kevin Amannkwah
Gary Richards
Shaun Garnett
Neil Davids

Gary Moore
Lopez
Tom Carroll
Mo Barrow

Pawel Abbott
Schechter

As a team these lads would be frightening ...


We've had far worse players than some of them
Just in the prem alone

My worst players ever include the likes of Kevin Amawaankah, Aidan Newhouse who have already had mentions.
Now if Newhouse was a footballer (and he was far worse than just bad, or even shocking!), we should have sued under the Trades Description Act

Vangelis (or Angelis???) Moreass
Moreira
Franc Nouble?
Vazquez
Eder

If you wake up breathing, thats a good start to your day and you'll make many thousands of people envious.

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All-time stinker XI on 18:15 - May 4 with 1563 viewsBrynmill_Jack

All-time stinker XI on 16:26 - May 4 by Dewi1jack

We've had far worse players than some of them
Just in the prem alone

My worst players ever include the likes of Kevin Amawaankah, Aidan Newhouse who have already had mentions.
Now if Newhouse was a footballer (and he was far worse than just bad, or even shocking!), we should have sued under the Trades Description Act

Vangelis (or Angelis???) Moreass
Moreira
Franc Nouble?
Vazquez
Eder


Moreira was one of out best attacking left backs eva!

Each time I go to Bedd - au........................

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All-time stinker XI on 00:00 - May 8 with 1460 viewsthe_oracle

Rory Fallon. Awful.
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All-time stinker XI on 16:58 - May 8 with 1398 viewsCooperman

All-time stinker XI on 20:45 - May 1 by pencoedjack

Those players who were about when we were in the basement were not on 30k a week.

Hence why I posted pound for pound.

In nearly 5 years here he played 21 games & was gash, he had a decent season at Leeds (& a shite one at Birmingham) but I didn’t realise if they were decent on loan at another side they should be excluded from choice.

Anyone remember those classic performances at Blackburn & Oxford in the cup?


I raise you - Tabanou.

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All-time stinker XI on 19:24 - May 8 with 1379 viewsDwightYorkeSuperstar

All-time stinker XI on 22:18 - Apr 30 by pencoedjack

Kyle Bartley

2 decent games in 4.5 years of being on the books
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He would be the first name on the team sheet and the club captain next season if he was still here.

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All-time stinker XI on 03:24 - May 9 with 1350 viewsforkbeard

Sylvain Meslien
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All-time stinker XI on 11:40 - May 10 with 1275 viewsCountyJim

All-time stinker XI on 22:19 - Apr 30 by thornabyswan

Boyle yes I was going to put him in.
Bound was a class act at his level.

But yes behaved like a right greedy cnt in the dark times.

I did like Mardenborough but he just seemed to run into dead ends with little end product.
But yes there must have been worse wingers.
[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 22:21]


Hope you don't mind me butting in as a County fan

Boyle for us was a fantastic CH and chipped in with fair share of goals

Mardenborough left you guys to join us was a tidy signing for us then went to the bin dippers was utterly dog shite for them agent Marden we called him

Fair play he kept his fitness playing well into his 40s

He won goal of the season for wolves on motd interesting fact

His son is a racing driver I've read somewhere
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All-time stinker XI on 07:17 - May 11 with 1226 viewsBrynmill_Jack

All-time stinker XI on 00:00 - May 8 by the_oracle

Rory Fallon. Awful.


My memory is fading somewhat but I thought Fallon was decent enough. He suffered like quite a lot of our strikers have either being the wrong type of striker for the team or just because he wasn’t Lee Trundle

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