| Irritating people 09:21 - Mar 6 with 5652 views | jackal |
Anyone got pains sitting near them?
There's a woman who only comes now and again behind me. She has a high screechy voice and shouts helpful tips to the players.
"Kick the ball"
"Score a goal"
And at a throw in. "Throw it" I'm getting old. She pisses me off. |  | | |  |
| Irritating people on 09:26 - Mar 6 with 4916 views | perchrockjack |
At the hull game I sat next to two of thst description
Both gross, both common
They discussed all manner of domestic trivia .
Football didn't feature at all
They ate constantly
When I bothered to go, I never ,ate or drank anything ever as I d be too tense
Alcohol can make me unpleasant anyway |  |
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| Irritating people on 09:28 - Mar 6 with 4907 views | waynekerr55 |
My favourite was some tw*t constantly shouting "get Scotland off, stick Bauza on" until he smashed it top bins against Brizzle Rovers in our promotion season from League one  |  |
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| Irritating people on 09:30 - Mar 6 with 4900 views | Dr_Winston |
There's one guy in the East with a habit of shouting total bollocks in a high screechy voice, but otherwise they're all pretty good in my general vicinity. |  |
| Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f*cking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back. |
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| Irritating people on 09:32 - Mar 6 with 4875 views | perchrockjack |
Used to like the craic but as one gets older people becoming more annoying every day
I shiver at the thought of being subjected to obesity and hallicosis at such quarters.
I can see the merits of a private box, which reminds me...I hope Mr Clement doesn't go short of female attention down there | |
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| Irritating people on 09:39 - Mar 6 with 4854 views | waynekerr55 |
| Irritating people on 09:30 - Mar 6 by Dr_Winston |
There's one guy in the East with a habit of shouting total bollocks in a high screechy voice, but otherwise they're all pretty good in my general vicinity. |
I remember going to the Everton game and a guy kept on screaming about pressing them when our shape was perfect. He got his wish as Canas ran in as usual, leading to Coleman's goal. F*cking clown | |
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| Irritating people on 09:47 - Mar 6 with 4820 views | dickythorpe |
When you say "Alright" to person next to you and they reply "Yeah, you?" in a kind of "i'm shit at socialising" type of way. |  | | |
| Irritating people on 09:52 - Mar 6 with 4807 views | jackjackjackjack |
| Irritating people on 09:39 - Mar 6 by waynekerr55 |
I remember going to the Everton game and a guy kept on screaming about pressing them when our shape was perfect. He got his wish as Canas ran in as usual, leading to Coleman's goal. F*cking clown |
"I hope Mr Clement doesn't go short of female attention down there"
If the rumours about his his sacking from Derby are true, let's hope he doesn't do a "Martin Morgan".
Not that Martin Morgan did a "Martin Morgan". | |
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| Irritating people on 10:19 - Mar 6 with 4722 views | perchrockjack |
I'm aware of that Derby thing.
It'
Was posted tongue in cheek | |
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| Irritating people on 10:23 - Mar 6 with 4713 views | DafyddHuw |
| Irritating people on 09:26 - Mar 6 by perchrockjack |
At the hull game I sat next to two of thst description
Both gross, both common
They discussed all manner of domestic trivia .
Football didn't feature at all
They ate constantly
When I bothered to go, I never ,ate or drank anything ever as I d be too tense
Alcohol can make me unpleasant anyway |
Which Hull game was this Perch? !1972? |  | | |
| Irritating people on 10:37 - Mar 6 with 4663 views | Darran |
| Irritating people on 10:23 - Mar 6 by DafyddHuw |
Which Hull game was this Perch? !1972? |
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| Irritating people on 10:43 - Mar 6 with 4644 views | perchrockjack |
Fair play Dave but that s a piss poor attempt ,son.
We weren't in the same league mainly cos we were shyte.
Were you in long trousers then or just starting to feel initial urges in your groin. | |
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| Irritating people on 11:20 - Mar 6 with 4568 views | DafyddHuw |
| Irritating people on 10:43 - Mar 6 by perchrockjack |
Fair play Dave but that s a piss poor attempt ,son.
We weren't in the same league mainly cos we were shyte.
Were you in long trousers then or just starting to feel initial urges in your groin. |
When I read the thread title, I thought it would be exclusively about you Perch. My bad. | | | |
| Irritating people on 11:32 - Mar 6 with 4518 views | nantywatcher |
There's a woman near me who drives me mad, always mouthing nonsense "Why did he miss that?" "Go on - biff it harder!" "Oh I thought that was a goal"(after a goal kick has been taken.) "Which one's Siggy?" Why I married her in the first place I do not know. | | | |
| Irritating people on 11:45 - Mar 6 with 4485 views | sherpajacob |
| Irritating people on 11:32 - Mar 6 by nantywatcher |
There's a woman near me who drives me mad, always mouthing nonsense "Why did he miss that?" "Go on - biff it harder!" "Oh I thought that was a goal"(after a goal kick has been taken.) "Which one's Siggy?" Why I married her in the first place I do not know. |
Shirley, there is ironing to be done at home and your tea to be cooked.
Why do people take wives and girlfriends who know nothing about football to matches
My girlfriend hates football, on the other hand my wife loves it and is very knowledgeable.
I'm here all week. |  |
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| Irritating people on 11:48 - Mar 6 with 4465 views | Pegojack |
There's a bloke in the row behind and about nine seats along who used to spend the whole match screaming foul abuse at the officials and the opposition whilst banging his seat up and down to emphasize his point. This went on for the whole match.
He was a feckin nightmare, and one of my mates who'd sat with me from the start actually couldn't take it any longer and moved to the West Stand. We wrote to the club about him, complained to stewards about him and got nowhere.
Funnily enough, he's calmed down lately (hopefully he's had a heart scare or something) but now the numpty who sits in front of him has started up. It must be catching.... |  | | |
| Irritating people on 11:53 - Mar 6 with 4443 views | Darran |
There's an Italian looking chap sitting a few rows behind me,right knob.  | |
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| Irritating people on 12:29 - Mar 6 with 4358 views | stevethejack |
When the goalie gets the ball as a back pass, "pick it up" is shouted every time (east stand half way line at the back)
It annoyed me so much on Saturday that I had to tell my dad how much it really did annoy me. |  | | |
| Irritating people on 12:38 - Mar 6 with 4328 views | STID2017 |
| Irritating people on 12:29 - Mar 6 by stevethejack |
When the goalie gets the ball as a back pass, "pick it up" is shouted every time (east stand half way line at the back)
It annoyed me so much on Saturday that I had to tell my dad how much it really did annoy me. |
Is your Dad the one sitting behind you arguing with anyone who'd listen when I sat by you in the Sunderland game ? |  |
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| Irritating people on 13:20 - Mar 6 with 4176 views | stevethejack |
Nope - he never argues with anyone, just annoys me with his "pick it up" | | | |
| Irritating people on 13:26 - Mar 6 with 4156 views | Swanjaxs |
| Irritating people on 11:45 - Mar 6 by sherpajacob |
Shirley, there is ironing to be done at home and your tea to be cooked.
Why do people take wives and girlfriends who know nothing about football to matches
My girlfriend hates football, on the other hand my wife loves it and is very knowledgeable.
I'm here all week. |
Football is no place for a lady aye ... the spitting, the disgusting language and fighting! .... they banned my missus in the end..... |  |
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| Irritating people on 13:31 - Mar 6 with 4133 views | Flashberryjack |
There's a right irritating c*nt that shouts abuse at the linesman/Ref every time a decision goes against us.
Jumps up and down like a demented f*cking idiot when we score, and then gets into a proper rage when we concede.
Thinks he knows everything about football, when in fact he knows feck all, and forever
moaning about the LED crowd facing advertising boards, a right grumpy tw*t he is.
Sits in my seat every home game. [Post edited 6 Mar 2017 13:51]
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| Irritating people on 13:34 - Mar 6 with 4113 views | macthejack |
F*cking loads of 'em everywhere but that's football fans for you. |  | | |
| Irritating people on 13:53 - Mar 6 with 4049 views | mitchwales |
| Irritating people on 13:31 - Mar 6 by Flashberryjack |
There's a right irritating c*nt that shouts abuse at the linesman/Ref every time a decision goes against us.
Jumps up and down like a demented f*cking idiot when we score, and then gets into a proper rage when we concede.
Thinks he knows everything about football, when in fact he knows feck all, and forever
moaning about the LED crowd facing advertising boards, a right grumpy tw*t he is.
Sits in my seat every home game. [Post edited 6 Mar 2017 13:51]
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I thought you were on about me until you mentioned the LEDs.. oh and your seat obviously | | | |
| Irritating people on 13:55 - Mar 6 with 4040 views | jackal |
| Irritating people on 11:53 - Mar 6 by Darran |
There's an Italian looking chap sitting a few rows behind me,right knob. |
I know him. Really good-looking bloke. | | | |
| Irritating people on 14:06 - Mar 6 with 4001 views | Darran |
| Irritating people on 13:55 - Mar 6 by jackal |
I know him. Really good-looking bloke. |
Bit rough around the edges. | |
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