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Alternative premier league preview 13:41 - Aug 17 with 2474 viewsJackInLondon

This amused me!

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-alternative-season-preview

'Brendan Rodgers. With his white teeth, Malaga tan, gut loss and young blonde, Rodgers' midlife crisis is in full flow. He's ditched the "unfazed Ulsterman" swag of his early career, and has instead morphed into some kind of rejected Steve Coogan creation. An odd mix of Saxondale and Mayor Quimby. There is more than a touch of the Phil Browns to all this.

Like most recently divorced dads, he's beginning to believe his own luck and his player-crush on Wilfried Bony could well be his version of test-driving that Harley: a misguided search for a lumbering, overpriced penis extension. Only time will tell if he'll come crashing back down to Europa League normality, but those teeth are with him for life.'
[Post edited 17 Aug 2014 13:52]
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Alternative premier league preview on 14:31 - Aug 17 with 2363 viewsAngelRangelQS

Good read that.

Didn't realise that about Brendan either.
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