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Rumours And Facts Part II 21:39 - Jul 4 with 8559 viewsR442D

So I remember we started a rumours and facts post and it turned into a bit of a joke/parody. And I thought it would be fun again to give it another go.

So, I'll begin.


George Donnelly has collected 27 coke bottles with his name on.
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Rumours And Facts Part II on 17:17 - Jul 8 with 1467 viewsD_Alien

Rumours And Facts Part II on 15:59 - Jul 8 by judd

Zara Phillips is pregnant by Prince William's baby.


Contrary to centuries of belief, the Immaculate Conception was in fact, a rather messy affair.

The Virgin Mary, having been "visited" by an alien* which she mistook for an angel, had to spend several days lying down with her legs slightly elevated to prevent the huge quantities of green sperm from dribbling down her right leg.

On finally being able to stand upright without embarrassment, her only way of placating Joseph was to pretend she'd been shagging a donkey.

* no relation

Poll: What are you planning to do v Newport

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Rumours And Facts Part II on 18:09 - Jul 8 with 1445 viewsrafc_jon

Matthew Barnes Homer invented digital media as their wasn't enough magnetic tape in existence to document all of his goals
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Rumours And Facts Part II on 17:08 - Jul 31 with 1385 viewsColDale

Paul Williams' Mum was awarded a Nobel Peace Prize
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