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Reasons not to take a girl to football 1) she will faint before half time 2) you will miss some of the game whilst in first aid 3) as a direct consequence you will be forced to sit in the Pompey end 4) you will sit amongst them when they score a shit penalty 5) you will leave early missing the equaliser.