| LFW Message Board Glossary 17:05 - Aug 29 with 44035 views | Northernr |
"The pay-as-you-play deal" - whenever a potential signing is rumoured or suggested who is obviously a) too fcking old, b) too fcking expensive, c) qualifying for a hip replacement on the NHS, d) one of life's genuine arseholes who's blown up every dressing room he's ever been in, instead of dismissing the idea out of hand one is duty bound to suggest a pay-as-you-play deal. That he wouldn't accept this, and that this doesn't really exist, is irrelevant.
"Digging down" - whenever discussing the merits of a new stadium, of trying to redevelop the one we already have, one is duty bound to suggest digging Loftus Road down into the ground. The fact this would also dig it down into the water table and effectively create a world leading water polo venue for a good six months a year is also irrelevant. Will also accept "building out over South Africa Road" and "adding a revolving restaurant".
"Les was crap to start with as well" - whenever debating the ability or otherwise of a new striker, due consideration must always be given to the fact Les Ferdinand was total dog sht when he first got here. Please see three years of Conor Washington debate, or 17 pages (and counting) on Lyndon Dykes' move to Birmingham.
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:22 - Oct 23 with 2893 views | Northolt_Rs |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 13:37 - Aug 30 by BrianMcCarthy |
Back in our rightful 16th. |
If only 🙏🏻 |  |
| Scooters, Tunes, Trainers and QPR. |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 10:08 - Oct 24 with 2694 views | hubble |
Knut |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 01:51 - Oct 25 with 2608 views | FredManRave |
We play better againt the better teams. |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 07:32 - Oct 25 with 2538 views | numptydumpty |
Bring back Warnock !!!
He is only 95 years old. He has got another couple of years in him to give !!! |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 02:05 - Oct 27 with 2319 views | FredManRave |
Sorry, fat fingers | |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 02:06 - Oct 27 with 2314 views | FredManRave |
That's going in the LFW Message Board Glossary Thread | |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 04:51 - Oct 27 with 2271 views | PlanetHonneywood |
He's sending a message to the DOF/Kim Jung with that subs bench selection!
Perceived manager's stratergy of picking a weak subs bench to let everyone know he's unhappy and needs reinforcements. |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 09:04 - Oct 27 with 2161 views | connell10 |
I'm not buying this ....insert anything that you don't agree with. |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 10:31 - Oct 27 with 2128 views | ted_hendrix |
Plymouth were shit.
Millwall were shit.
Blackburn were shit.
Hull were shit.
Derby were shit.
Portsmouth were shit.
Coventry were shit. |  |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 10:26 - Oct 29 with 1904 views | robith |
Bring back Warburton as DoF seems to becoming a permanent part of the lexicon, like he didn't preside over giant losing streaks in all of his seasons here (as much as I enjoyed them at the time) |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 10:49 - Oct 29 with 1846 views | Wilkinswatercarrier |
At least Dykes..... (insert: challenged, holds up, heads) |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 09:15 - Nov 6 with 1552 views | PlanetHonneywood |
Nourry out!
Bunch of c...s! | |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 13:32 - Dec 11 with 1172 views | kensalriser |
Inspired by the Oxford match thread:
"We're due to give someone a hammering".
(Usually followed by a sorry defeat). |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 18:48 - Dec 11 with 1013 views | FDC |
The law of averages says that we must win / score soon
c.f. Gambler's fallacy |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 09:28 - Dec 13 with 802 views | GaryT |
"Well that's that then, we're doooomed!"
Usually heard a few days before a match when it's announced that the ref will be Stroud/Ward/Friend. |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 23:36 - Dec 13 with 665 views | CiderwithRsie |
"Have you got the lottery numbers?"
Posted at about 5 p.m. on the match Fred (qv), quoting someone who came up with an insanely optimistic scoreline prediction 17 hours previously which has bizarrely turned out right. | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 00:02 - Dec 14 with 637 views | Stainrod |
"We should sell x player to raise funds to buy a proven striker in January."
X player was typically signed on a free transfer, 34 pushing 35, with three cruciate ligament operations behind them, and on the rare occasions when fit, unable to get into the side. | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 01:00 - Dec 14 with 592 views | numptydumpty |
"Twenty goal a season strikers aren't that difficult to find, surely.."
"Ours couldn't hit a barn door with a cow's arse or indeed a banjo" | |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 13:06 - Jan 22 with 190 views | Dorse |
'OK, I'll bite...'
Prelude to a 4 paragraph explanation of why everyone else is wrong about your favourite player despite the fact that he was sent off for karate chopping himself in the face. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 13:13 - Jan 22 with 150 views | robith |
Player wins one header "reminds me of Les Ferdinand"
Player completes one pass "Something of Faurlin about him"
Player completes one tackle "Derry-esque"
Player is old "Well, what did we think when Clint Hill came here" | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 13:16 - Jan 22 with 132 views | Esox_Lucius |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 23:36 - Dec 13 by CiderwithRsie |
"Have you got the lottery numbers?"
Posted at about 5 p.m. on the match Fred (qv), quoting someone who came up with an insanely optimistic scoreline prediction 17 hours previously which has bizarrely turned out right. |
That triggered an old memory of an away game at Luton and an article in the programme had the story of a young lad who had won their ""Guess The Score" competition for their previous home game against Oxford?
The reason I remember after so long was that he guessed 7-4, there was even a quote from his dad along the lines of... "are you sure son? Oh well it's your pocket money." |  |
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