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Best ever QPR player chants 20:47 - Aug 23 with 17978 viewsnumptydumpty

Got to admit, my memory fails me but the song for Andy Sinton on the wing was indeed a bit damp and floppy !!!

😆

Can not remember the words or the song.

Our most Sung one is the Ooh Bobby Zamora.

But Big Bad Bob really quite often was pretty average for us all things considered apart from one moment that eradicated all his bad games which from memory was most of them.

The Nico Krancjar Charlie Austin chant was excellent but only a poor cover version of my all time favourite not our own but the same with Kolo and Ya Ya Toure.

Les Ferdinand chant was a power chant puffing chests out.

We have hardly had any real chants for any recent players ie because they pretty darned average or they not here long enough.

If Sinclair Armstrong continues to improve hopefully that could be one to remember in the future.

I would rather not though keep singing "how sh*t must you be" or "we're f*&(@ng sh%t.

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Best ever QPR player chants on 22:20 - Aug 24 with 2389 viewswombat

Best ever QPR player chants on 18:34 - Aug 24 by golborne

"YOUR MUM'S A THIEF' (repeat) for 94 mins (repeat)

Could have stayed at the bridge all night


You thought we was banned at luton town ,

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Best ever QPR player chants on 22:30 - Aug 24 with 2369 viewsloftboy

2-1 you only beat us 2-1 everyone else scores 3 you only beat us 2-1, sung to the blue moon song at maine road after a run of games conceding 3.
Trevor Francis said us fans were immense that day.

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Best ever QPR player chants on 09:05 - Aug 25 with 2247 viewsHammersmithR

‘I’ll never forget the time he put the ball in the net away at Grimsby…Eric Sabin’!
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Best ever QPR player chants on 09:53 - Aug 25 with 2219 viewsDannyPaddox

As we’re talking about opposition players I remember one at Stamford Bridge for Frank Lampard

She look like a Norse
She looks like a Norse
Christine Bleakley
She looks like a Norse


I don’t get it … she doesn’t look Scandinavian at all 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Best ever QPR player chants on 20:39 - Aug 25 with 2056 viewsnumptydumpty

The Kevin Gallen Magic hat song was adapted for Rufus Brevett after a goal he scored

Rufus Brevett

He wears a magic hat

He plays for Queens Park Rangers

He is such a lovely chap.

He scores with his left foot, he scores with his left foot

And when we play the Chelsea, he scores with his left foot !!!
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Best ever QPR player chants on 20:39 - Aug 25 by numptydumpty

The Kevin Gallen Magic hat song was adapted for Rufus Brevett after a goal he scored

Rufus Brevett

He wears a magic hat

He plays for Queens Park Rangers

He is such a lovely chap.

He scores with his left foot, he scores with his left foot

And when we play the Chelsea, he scores with his left foot !!!
[Post edited 25 Aug 2023 20:41]


I remember the magic hat song being sung for Kevin Brock on his debut at West Ham. Where the song originated, I have no idea.
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Best ever QPR player chants on 20:46 - Aug 25 with 2032 viewsnumptydumpty

Another rewrite after cocky Arsenal fans kept singing

Ian Wright Wright Wright
Ian Wright Wright Wright

Superb instinctive and intelligent response from the Rangers fans this particular day at Highbury

Response

Ian w**k w**k w**k
Ian w**k w**k w**k

Always an educational experience following Queens Park Rangers !!!

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Best ever QPR player chants on 20:51 - Aug 25 with 2026 viewsnumptydumpty

Best ever QPR player chants on 20:46 - Aug 25 by numptydumpty

Another rewrite after cocky Arsenal fans kept singing

Ian Wright Wright Wright
Ian Wright Wright Wright

Superb instinctive and intelligent response from the Rangers fans this particular day at Highbury

Response

Ian w**k w**k w**k
Ian w**k w**k w**k

Always an educational experience following Queens Park Rangers !!!

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


I do remember a Rangers home game against Arsenal and Tony Adams was playing shortly after his release from prison when he drunk drove and rolled his car over and ended up straddling a lamp post.

He was given a four month prison sentence.

There were many donkey chants

Ee aww ee aww ee aww !! 😆

But distilled with a specially made chant which I remember the entire stadium singing for what seemed like the entire 90 minutes.

It went as follows ;

"Toe nee Adams. Toe née Adams.
Four months Four months they only gave him four months
Should have given him ten years. Should have given him ten years. "

Adams got sent off because he gave multiple two fingered salutes to the entire stadium. Lol

Ee aww ee aww ee aww !!! 😆
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Best ever QPR player chants on 21:18 - Aug 25 with 2005 viewsTomS

Best ever QPR player chants on 07:53 - Aug 24 by Lblock

Posh Spice is a slapper
She wears a wonder bra
And when she’s shagging Beckham
She thinks of Padula


Another great song about Gino wasn't actually sung by our fans. "Where's your caravan?"
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Best ever QPR player chants on 21:24 - Aug 25 with 1999 viewsqpr_1968

Best ever QPR player chants on 21:18 - Aug 25 by TomS

Another great song about Gino wasn't actually sung by our fans. "Where's your caravan?"


and darren peacock.

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Best ever QPR player chants on 21:43 - Aug 25 with 1975 viewsTerry49

Best ever QPR player chants on 21:24 - Aug 25 by qpr_1968

and darren peacock.


Ipswich away. Mariner, Mariner when he gets the ball he does uck all.
Brentford at home 2 nil up and you ucked it up.
Good times
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Best ever QPR player chants on 22:15 - Aug 25 with 1935 viewswombat

Best ever QPR player chants on 20:51 - Aug 25 by numptydumpty

I do remember a Rangers home game against Arsenal and Tony Adams was playing shortly after his release from prison when he drunk drove and rolled his car over and ended up straddling a lamp post.

He was given a four month prison sentence.

There were many donkey chants

Ee aww ee aww ee aww !! 😆

But distilled with a specially made chant which I remember the entire stadium singing for what seemed like the entire 90 minutes.

It went as follows ;

"Toe nee Adams. Toe née Adams.
Four months Four months they only gave him four months
Should have given him ten years. Should have given him ten years. "

Adams got sent off because he gave multiple two fingered salutes to the entire stadium. Lol

Ee aww ee aww ee aww !!! 😆
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Adams was also pelted with carrots from the loft that day

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Best ever QPR player chants on 23:56 - Aug 25 with 1880 viewsnumptydumpty

Best ever QPR player chants on 22:15 - Aug 25 by wombat

Adams was also pelted with carrots from the loft that day


Not a good day for Tony

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Best ever QPR player chants on 08:05 - Aug 26 with 1823 viewshubble

Of the more recent player chants, I have to admit I really like Jimmy Dunne's, but I don't know what the source of the tune is....

Dunne, Dunne, Dunne, Dunne-Dunne-da-Dunne, Jimmy Dunne etc.

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Best ever QPR player chants on 08:40 - Aug 26 with 1809 viewsWatford_Ranger

Best ever QPR player chants on 08:05 - Aug 26 by hubble

Of the more recent player chants, I have to admit I really like Jimmy Dunne's, but I don't know what the source of the tune is....

Dunne, Dunne, Dunne, Dunne-Dunne-da-Dunne, Jimmy Dunne etc.


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Best ever QPR player chants on 08:40 - Aug 26 with 1807 viewsWatford_Ranger

I loved the Karl Connolly song but I was about 9.
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Best ever QPR player chants on 08:46 - Aug 26 with 1783 viewsMick_S

Best ever QPR player chants on 08:40 - Aug 26 by Watford_Ranger



That there Paul Johnson was my wife’s boss when she worked in a school in West Drayton that helped some of the more challenging pupils in the borough.

Edit: A very nice man.
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Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Best ever QPR player chants on 09:06 - Aug 26 with 1766 viewsThird_Division_South

One of the best ever chants, came after Tommy Docherty was found to be having an affair with Man Us physio Laurie Browns wife.

Who’s up Mrs Brown?

Who’s up Mrs Brown?

Tommy, Tommy Docherty

Tommy, Tommy Docherty.
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Best ever QPR player chants on 09:08 - Aug 26 with 1760 viewsdaveB

To the Kaiser Chiefs Ruby

Remy Remy Remy Remy
Ohh Ohh Ohh Ohh Ohh
When he scores I get a semi
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Best ever QPR player chants on 19:56 - Aug 26 with 1658 viewsE15Hoop

Two of my favourites sung at LR to opposition players:

"Joe Hart's got an itchy scalp" sung to him at the time when he was advertising for Head and Shoulders. He had the good grace to find that pretty funny.

Also "Christine Bleakley, she looks like a horse" sung directly at Frank Lampard whilst trying to take a corner in front of the Loft. He was clearly trying hard (and failing) not to laugh, as i recall..
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Best ever QPR player chants on 07:44 - Aug 27 with 1569 viewsstowmarketrange

Best ever QPR player chants on 19:56 - Aug 26 by E15Hoop

Two of my favourites sung at LR to opposition players:

"Joe Hart's got an itchy scalp" sung to him at the time when he was advertising for Head and Shoulders. He had the good grace to find that pretty funny.

Also "Christine Bleakley, she looks like a horse" sung directly at Frank Lampard whilst trying to take a corner in front of the Loft. He was clearly trying hard (and failing) not to laugh, as i recall..


“Flakey flakey give us a wave”was another one aimed at Joe Hart at the time.
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Best ever QPR player chants on 07:52 - Aug 27 with 1564 viewsGloucs_R

Not a player song but I used to really like the Chitty Chitty bang bang version of I'm forever blowing bubbles...

Player song... The White Pele.

But let's be honest, not many things can compete with ohhhh Bobby Zamora being sung repeatedly at Wembley....

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Best ever QPR player chants on 08:44 - Aug 27 with 1544 viewsswitchingcode

Best ever QPR player chants on 22:18 - Aug 24 by CateLeBonR

Not a player chant but 'Bus stop in Hounslow' has to be one of our best chants. Not only have Bees fans taken it for themselves but there's a national radio advert that uses it now. I wonder which of our fans sung it first and do they remember it
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First time I heard that was from the Ellerslie Road stand at a midweek game about 5 years ago and it has stuck.
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Best ever QPR player chants on 11:20 - Aug 27 with 1488 viewsloftboy

One that Jeff stelling mentioned on sky, to the ginger Cardiff player “ strawberry blonde you’re having a laugh”

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Best ever QPR player chants on 12:27 - Aug 28 with 1369 viewsDTIG

One of my all time favourites was away at Brighton, the old Goldstone Ground (before little Brighton became all big and famous...and actually very good)

Brighton fans near the away end singing "stand up, if you love Brighton, stand up if you love Brighton"

To which we hilariously replied (bearing in mind this was in the days before political correctness went mad and of course everyone knew what Brighton was famous for...and still is)....."Stand up....coz you can't sit down, stand up coz you can't sit down"

How me and the kids laughed.
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