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Eurovision song contest..... 19:16 - May 9 with 12063 viewsconnell10

.....Complete and utter Shite! Always has been always will be no matter how much the BBC try to spin it ....I hate it.

AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!!
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Eurovision song contest..... on 22:03 - May 13 with 2284 viewswesty

Eurovision song contest..... on 11:13 - May 13 by QPRSteve

I've got the nails. Who's got the wood?


He certainly won’t have any if it’s got nails through it 😂
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Eurovision song contest..... on 22:15 - May 13 with 2208 viewsSnipper

Eurovision song contest..... on 21:46 - May 13 by Dorse

Loving this. Sod maintaining an air of quiet dignity. Wait till you see Croatia.


Jesus, what was that? 😬😬
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Eurovision song contest..... on 22:20 - May 13 with 2186 viewsDorse

Eurovision song contest..... on 22:15 - May 13 by Snipper

Jesus, what was that? 😬😬


That was an accurate depiction of the inside of my brain.

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Eurovision song contest..... on 22:21 - May 13 with 2176 viewsaston_hoop

You all enjoyed Israel, don't pretend you didn't

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Eurovision song contest..... on 23:30 - May 13 with 2061 viewsDorse

If we don't get 8000 points off Lower Slobovia I will put my foot through the telly and send Bucks Fizz the bill.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Eurovision song contest..... on 05:40 - May 14 with 1895 viewsWilkinswatercarrier

Well, normal service resumes. 2nd to last, really! I watched the whole thing with my daughter and I'm pretty sure that there were a lot worse songs than ours. Croatia beat us !!

I thought Israel should have won 😉
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Eurovision song contest..... on 07:00 - May 14 with 1866 viewsMetallica_Hoop

The last time I watched it I had a vested interest on Lordi at 9/1.

To quote the late Sir Terry "The Orcs have won it"

I worked on the pre-show and the audience hated the clip played "This is some of the other artists you are competing against Daz"

"yeaaa...urrgghhh" that's when I knew they would win.

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Eurovision song contest..... on 08:07 - May 14 with 1784 viewsRs_Holy

Eurovision song contest..... on 05:40 - May 14 by Wilkinswatercarrier

Well, normal service resumes. 2nd to last, really! I watched the whole thing with my daughter and I'm pretty sure that there were a lot worse songs than ours. Croatia beat us !!

I thought Israel should have won 😉


it's lucky they haven't introduced relegation... we'd be singing in the Opel Conference League by now :(
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Eurovision song contest..... on 08:08 - May 14 with 1791 viewsstevec

Eurovision song contest..... on 18:14 - May 13 by Dorse

I've written alternative (better) lyrics to the UK's Mae Muller's 'I Wrote A Song' if it helps?

Chorus:
'And so I wrote a song
About 3 minutes long
Whilst playing with my schlong
My mints are extra strong

And so I wrote a song
Been doing something wrong
Got chafing on my dong
I shouldn't wear a thong...'



One of those dreadful nursery rhyme songs that blocked up the airwaves about 10 years ago.

She should have gone with your version Dorse.
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Eurovision song contest..... on 08:57 - May 14 with 1736 viewsDorse

Eurovision song contest..... on 08:08 - May 14 by stevec

One of those dreadful nursery rhyme songs that blocked up the airwaves about 10 years ago.

She should have gone with your version Dorse.


Next year. My song about hoofing John Terry in the barse is a surefire hit.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Eurovision song contest..... on 09:15 - May 14 with 1698 viewscolinallcars

It's a shame….my friend at the BBC said they were going to use it instead of Land Of Hope & Glory at the Proms next year.
She's working on her follow up - Instead I Finished Second Last.
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Eurovision song contest..... on 09:58 - May 14 with 1646 viewsSonofpugwash

So Sweden win and get to host next year's show.It will be the fiftieth anniversary of Abba winning it.
Ooooh what a coincidence.

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Eurovision song contest..... on 11:44 - May 14 with 1569 viewsPaddyhoops

I see the UK finished second last with which I thought was a half decent tune.
Must have been some right bangers in there .
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Eurovision song contest..... on 11:46 - May 14 with 1563 viewsQPRSteve

Eurovision song contest..... on 18:14 - May 13 by Dorse

I've written alternative (better) lyrics to the UK's Mae Muller's 'I Wrote A Song' if it helps?

Chorus:
'And so I wrote a song
About 3 minutes long
Whilst playing with my schlong
My mints are extra strong

And so I wrote a song
Been doing something wrong
Got chafing on my dong
I shouldn't wear a thong...'



That's a sure fire winner for the European Schlong Contest.
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Eurovision song contest..... on 10:21 - May 15 with 1331 viewsrobith

Eurovision song contest..... on 21:04 - May 12 by BushRanger82

Effiminate garbage.
And today's Australia being a part of it now, doesn't surprise me in the least.
I'll never forget the sight of all those supposedly macho Aussie men hitching up their skirts and shrieking, whenever somebody sneezed in the next state during the Covid scamdemic.
Macho men, me arse!
[Post edited 12 May 2023 21:06]


oooo you're hard
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Eurovision song contest..... on 21:59 - May 15 with 1163 viewsDorse

Eurovision song contest..... on 10:21 - May 15 by robith

oooo you're hard


Probably been watching Israel again.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Eurovision song contest..... on 22:16 - May 15 with 1143 viewscolinallcars

Some people say well, it's camp and not meant to be taken seriously but a lot of the dullards that gawp at the telly think it's the best music in Europe… my brother in law who is as dim as a piss'ole light thinks that any sort of music that isn't on the telly can't be any good.
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