Top tip 15:52 - Jul 26 with 4090 views | hopphoops | Spend the day with your top off and sun cream just on your face, neck and forearms. Then it'll look like the away shirt in time for Preston. | ![](/images/avatars/1858.gif) |
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Top tip on 16:30 - Jul 26 with 3959 views | Tonto | wouldn't you need to put something low like factor 5 in three bands around the body to give the full 2 colour hooped effect? | ![](/images/avatars/1261.gif) |
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Top tip on 16:57 - Jul 26 with 3884 views | hopphoops |
Top tip on 16:30 - Jul 26 by Tonto | wouldn't you need to put something low like factor 5 in three bands around the body to give the full 2 colour hooped effect? |
or maybe nod off under a slatted pergola? but you'd have to roll over so they go all the way round. | ![](/images/avatars/1858.gif) |
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Top tip on 17:05 - Jul 26 with 3865 views | smegma | What a Viztastic tip !! | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Top tip on 17:12 - Jul 26 with 3851 views | ted_hendrix | Well I tried it and it didn't work, in fact I think I ended up looking more like Plug from The Bash Street Kids. | ![](/images/avatars/1438.gif) |
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Top tip on 19:43 - Jul 26 with 3725 views | HantsR | Weirdest tan I saw was my work colleague in Tanzania. he had suffered a bout of Hep A and at the swimming pool, the jaundiced yellow of his torso that had been covered by his T shirt was a bright contrast with his tanned arms and face. | ![](/images/avatars/1295.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Top tip on 09:21 - Jul 27 with 3476 views | Mick_S | I know someone that decided to shave their beard off on the last day of a very hot trip abroad. Didn't look too clever. | ![](/images/avatars/1815.gif) |
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Top tip on 09:29 - Jul 27 with 3457 views | hopphoops | I know someone that drove to the top of Mount Teide in Tenerife in an open jeep, with the seatbelt on. | ![](/images/avatars/1858.gif) |
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Top tip on 13:10 - Jul 27 with 3358 views | Tonto | Peru's away kit is red with a white slash isnt it? | ![](/images/avatars/1261.gif) |
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Top tip on 13:14 - Jul 27 with 3352 views | Mick_S |
Top tip on 13:10 - Jul 27 by Tonto | Peru's away kit is red with a white slash isnt it? |
No, that's hopphoops' friend. | ![](/images/avatars/1815.gif) |
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