| Benidorm in August 12:18 - Jun 19 with 6167 views | max936 |
Anyone been? we are thinking about a week of relaxation there, trouble is finding a nice Hotel that's not full of hen and stag parties and where you can get a decent nights kip. |  |
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| Benidorm in August on 19:50 - Jun 19 with 1810 views | max936 |
| Benidorm in August on 17:44 - Jun 19 by raynor94 |
Fuengirola or Benalmadena are a much better bet, Marx |
Did Benalmadena last year wife doesn't want to go back this year though, we enjoyed it there though. | |
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| Benidorm in August on 19:56 - Jun 19 with 1794 views | Darran |
| Benidorm in August on 19:46 - Jun 19 by raynor94 |
There's a new one there Lifey |
Max sticking caravans up his arse. |  |
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| Benidorm in August on 19:58 - Jun 19 with 1794 views | lifelong |
| Benidorm in August on 19:46 - Jun 19 by raynor94 |
There's a new one there Lifey |
I went to Benidorm about 17 years ago, my daughter was 14 and my Neice was 11, we went to a club where Sticky was performing later that evening, the bloke introducing the acts said, "between 6.30 and 7.30 we have a act suitable for children between 10 and 16" "between 8.30 and 10.30 we have a act suitable for adults only" Then between 11.30 and 1.30 we have a act unsuitable for most adults"  |  | | |
| Benidorm in August on 19:59 - Jun 19 with 1791 views | Al_Bundy |
Just go to Puerto Banus and spend a week in the Navy bar..
You should be relaxed after that. |  | | |
| Benidorm in August on 19:59 - Jun 19 with 1793 views | max936 |
| Benidorm in August on 17:57 - Jun 19 by Lord_Bony |
Gibraltar is a congested shithole. Reminds me of a grubby version of Bristol . |
Don't say that Bony ffs, much to my horror my lad wants to go and work there, the bugger has always said he wants to work abroad, its putting the fear of god into me. | |
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| Benidorm in August on 20:01 - Jun 19 with 1783 views | Darran |
| Benidorm in August on 19:59 - Jun 19 by max936 |
Don't say that Bony ffs, much to my horror my lad wants to go and work there, the bugger has always said he wants to work abroad, its putting the fear of god into me. |
Ask epaul to get him a job in England. | |
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| Benidorm in August on 20:03 - Jun 19 with 1784 views | max936 |
| Benidorm in August on 19:56 - Jun 19 by Darran |
Max sticking caravans up his arse. |
You need to pop along to the quacks you've got problems seriously. | |
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| Benidorm in August on 20:05 - Jun 19 with 1774 views | max936 |
| Benidorm in August on 17:50 - Jun 19 by perchrockjack |
Steve.
Listen up.
Serious post.
We are at present one hour from almeria airport or one and hour hour from Murcia .
I can put you in touch with great guy who can rent you two bed villa overlooking sea for 450 per week.
Class complex trice mins from restaurants thst will give you a decent three course for 12 euros. Twelve euros. Beer 3e. Bottle wine in supermarkets for same 5e gets you Rioja.
Hire car 100 per week .
No chavs, no shite no vomit on streets and very family orientated.
Alternatively try Lagos on algarve. Again I have a contact for you. Pm me next week if you like and I ll send you details but frankly go anywhere but Benidorm in August. Madness. |
Will do Rich Cheers. | |
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| Benidorm in August on 20:18 - Jun 19 with 1751 views | skippyjack |
Ah Benidorm..
Scooters
Scousers
Cockneys
Tattoos
Oldies
Alcoholics
Gypsies
Strippers
Prostitution
Drugs
Bars falling apart
and Sticky Vicky Jr entertaining us with her rendition of saggy minge magic. |  |
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| Benidorm in August on 20:39 - Jun 19 with 1729 views | max936 |
| Benidorm in August on 20:18 - Jun 19 by skippyjack |
Ah Benidorm..
Scooters
Scousers
Cockneys
Tattoos
Oldies
Alcoholics
Gypsies
Strippers
Prostitution
Drugs
Bars falling apart
and Sticky Vicky Jr entertaining us with her rendition of saggy minge magic. |
When you put it like that whats not to like.  | |
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| Benidorm in August on 20:52 - Jun 19 with 1720 views | Loyal |
| Benidorm in August on 17:57 - Jun 19 by perchrockjack |
Further west is estepona. Also grim.
I've been coming to Spain for forty years Steve..
You could try nerja. Flights to Malaga but take villa with pool as water can be murky in high season |
Get your head out of the costas mate, and try real Spain. I said ..... west, and by that I didn't mean fcking estepona 😂😂😂😂😂 |  |
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| Benidorm in August on 23:07 - Jun 19 with 1667 views | Brynmill_Jack |
| Benidorm in August on 19:46 - Jun 19 by raynor94 |
There's a new one there Lifey |
Yes, Sticky Mickey. But that's an entirely different show altogether.............................. |  |
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| Benidorm in August on 23:08 - Jun 19 with 1665 views | Brynmill_Jack |
| Benidorm in August on 16:17 - Jun 19 by Al_Bundy |
Majorca is a better option
If you just avoid Magaluf |
Alcudia is fabulous Max. | |
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| Benidorm in August on 06:47 - Jun 20 with 1616 views | CountyJim |
And Steve taking a dip  |  | | |
| Benidorm in August on 08:02 - Jun 20 with 1557 views | Gretsch |
Nothing wrong with Benidorm, but don't take kids, just a couple of years ago it had the third cleanest beach in the World apparently.
Hotel Presidente quite nice, as is The Marina. |  | | |
| Benidorm in August on 08:03 - Jun 20 with 1555 views | perchrockjack |
Steve.
If you are not inclined to book flights accommodation yourself, then maybe look at santo Tomas Minorca. It's altogether quieter and beach is lovely.
We re off to the infamous Vera playa today . Not sure if that s a place for you if you're a chapel boy | |
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| Benidorm in August on 10:41 - Jun 20 with 1519 views | realpencoedjack |
just get off teh plane and stay in alicante, its very much spanish compared to whats around it, |  | | |
| Benidorm in August on 16:11 - Jun 20 with 1462 views | perchrockjack |
I got the impression max was looking for standard beach holiday. Nowt wrong with that.
Galicia is pretty, green and Celtic too...but fookn wet | |
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| Benidorm in August on 17:38 - Jun 20 with 1425 views | max936 |
| Benidorm in August on 16:11 - Jun 20 by perchrockjack |
I got the impression max was looking for standard beach holiday. Nowt wrong with that.
Galicia is pretty, green and Celtic too...but fookn wet |
Nice quiet hotel with a nice pool and a nice beach, with entertainment near by, but not to near
Nice relaxing Hol with preferably not many rugrats running around screaming and crying | |
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| Benidorm in August on 17:41 - Jun 20 with 1421 views | max936 |
| Benidorm in August on 06:47 - Jun 20 by CountyJim |
And Steve taking a dip |
Was gonna suggest that he has a remarkable likeness to you, but you're twice his size Jumbo oop's Jimbo | |
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| Benidorm in August on 17:42 - Jun 20 with 1421 views | perchrockjack |
Do you not want to book a villa yourself ? Plenty on owners direct.
If almeria don't float your boat, try xabia, Alicante.
I ll research for you | |
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| Benidorm in August on 17:47 - Jun 20 with 1414 views | max936 |
| Benidorm in August on 17:42 - Jun 20 by perchrockjack |
Do you not want to book a villa yourself ? Plenty on owners direct.
If almeria don't float your boat, try xabia, Alicante.
I ll research for you |
Ok Rich, gonna hang on for a minute got to see if I can get the time off first, Lads in respite so Mrs wants to do somin, but my new job starts in a few weeks so need to check.
I'll PM you Rich Ta. | |
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| Benidorm in August on 18:02 - Jun 20 with 1409 views | perchrockjack |
Hotel los naranjos, xabia/Javea.
You can go Benidorm for day trip and thank fook you didn't stay there | |
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| Benidorm in August on 19:04 - Jun 20 with 1393 views | exiledclaseboy |
We went to Benidorm in July last year. It is, like all holiday destinations, exactly what you want it to be. We stayed in a private rebozo mind, not a hotel. |  |
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