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Well come on spare the insults and input some reasoned response then instead of the textbook - no answer so i'll just either try a whitty retort or abuse.
Jesus would back Gays says Elton on 23:20 - Jul 1 by Windy_Miller
Knuckle draggers unite.
Well come on spare the insults and input some reasoned response then instead of the textbook - no answer so i'll just either try a whitty retort or abuse.
What's a whitty retort?
Pointless arguing with someone who reckions the earth is 6,000 years old and the moon is made of cheese.
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Jesus would back Gays says Elton on 23:33 - Jul 1 with 1400 views
Jesus would back Gays says Elton on 23:20 - Jul 1 by Windy_Miller
Knuckle draggers unite.
Well come on spare the insults and input some reasoned response then instead of the textbook - no answer so i'll just either try a whitty retort or abuse.
You've chosen to ignore my responses apart from when I said that the bible was written by goat herders.
[Post edited 1 Jul 2014 23:34]
If man evolved from monkeys why do we still have monkeys?
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Jesus would back Gays says Elton on 23:52 - Jul 1 with 1387 views
Jesus would back Gays says Elton on 20:25 - Jul 1 by Windy_Miller
I take it all back.
Intelligent design certainly passed you by mate. I had to put your reply through google translate to get any sense out of it. Try spelling, punctuation and grammar between bananas ;)
Right, in answer to your repost, this is my own personal faith based opinion - not an ideology that i'm pushing down anyones throat.
The age of the earth can be estimated by taking the first five days of creation (from earth’s creation to Adam), then following the genealogies from Adam to Abraham in Genesis 5 and 11, then adding in the time from Abraham to today.
Adam was created on day 6, so there were five days before him. If we add up the dates from Adam to Abraham, we get about 2,000 years, using the Masoretic Hebrew text of Genesis 5 and 11.3 Whether Christian or secular, most scholars would agree that Abraham lived about 2,000 B.C. (4,000 years ago).
So a simple calculation is:
5 days + 2,000 years + 4,000 years
= 6,000 years approx.
I find the notion that the earth is 4.5 billion years or the universe 14 billion years old laughable.
I can give further reasoning to you but I prefer not to ram my beliefs down anyones throat, but feel free to request further reasoned response via PM etc.
wow, Intelligent design aye your the loon that believes there's a geezer in the sky that did all this sh*t. So snakes can speak then. You couldnt make this sh*t up. You need serious help....Don't worry I'll be saying my hail Mary's and begging forgiveness come judgement day
The hair and the beard have gone I am now conforming to society, tis a sad day
The b*stards are coming back though
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Jesus would back Gays says Elton on 00:58 - Jul 2 with 1361 views
Jesus would back Gays says Elton on 20:25 - Jul 1 by Windy_Miller
I take it all back.
Intelligent design certainly passed you by mate. I had to put your reply through google translate to get any sense out of it. Try spelling, punctuation and grammar between bananas ;)
Right, in answer to your repost, this is my own personal faith based opinion - not an ideology that i'm pushing down anyones throat.
The age of the earth can be estimated by taking the first five days of creation (from earth’s creation to Adam), then following the genealogies from Adam to Abraham in Genesis 5 and 11, then adding in the time from Abraham to today.
Adam was created on day 6, so there were five days before him. If we add up the dates from Adam to Abraham, we get about 2,000 years, using the Masoretic Hebrew text of Genesis 5 and 11.3 Whether Christian or secular, most scholars would agree that Abraham lived about 2,000 B.C. (4,000 years ago).
So a simple calculation is:
5 days + 2,000 years + 4,000 years
= 6,000 years approx.
I find the notion that the earth is 4.5 billion years or the universe 14 billion years old laughable.
I can give further reasoning to you but I prefer not to ram my beliefs down anyones throat, but feel free to request further reasoned response via PM etc.
Go and watch life of Brian and then you'll see how fukin pathetic religion is,So what did happen to the dinosaurs then and where did they figure in your world? or is the evidence of them made up? or how the f*ck did Noah fit them all on his boat?
Its laughable that man was placed on this earth and a rib taken to create woman...madness I tell ya madness
The hair and the beard have gone I am now conforming to society, tis a sad day
The b*stards are coming back though
Jesus would back Gays says Elton on 22:22 - Jul 1 by WarwickHunt
Arf. I could eat alphabet soup and shit more intelligent sentences than the infantile fairy tale nonsense you've come out with.
You are either completely deranged or a tedious WUM.
Good Morning - I hope you had a refreshing sleep. I did
Alphabet soup you say.....hmmmm
So would you say that your soup had a creator/designer then? Perhaps it just appeared from nowhere at the factory....but wait hang on theres no factory yet, as theres nothing there. No the soup just appeared from nowhere, apparently after an explosion. Wait for it..........the soup then decided it didn't want to be a blob of soup any more and wanted to have letters in it.....So it sprouted a's b's and a few c's. Not being happy with this remarkable change of form the soup wanted a body to house it, so then as if by magic the tin appeared keeping the soup in a lovely functional housing.
Wait though....... hang on, the soups' still not happy as its just a simple can of soup, no label, no sell by date, not a happy chappy....so a little while later.....Poof... there you go - it grows a label and it suddenly has classifications - sell by date, price, etc, etc.
We now have a verified subsystem - classified and ready to go....
Now wait a million years (or 14) and guess what, the soup is now a big bottle of Champagne, where will this all lead????
I hope nobody would be inept enough to believe this could actually happen or fashion an education system around this silly story . . . . . . . . . .oh no they didn't did they???
What have I just described...... oh sh!t.........
I'll just happily puddle along believing my Intelligent Design story fellas, if thats alright with you
Jesus would back Gays says Elton on 09:27 - Jul 2 by Windy_Miller
Good Morning - I hope you had a refreshing sleep. I did
Alphabet soup you say.....hmmmm
So would you say that your soup had a creator/designer then? Perhaps it just appeared from nowhere at the factory....but wait hang on theres no factory yet, as theres nothing there. No the soup just appeared from nowhere, apparently after an explosion. Wait for it..........the soup then decided it didn't want to be a blob of soup any more and wanted to have letters in it.....So it sprouted a's b's and a few c's. Not being happy with this remarkable change of form the soup wanted a body to house it, so then as if by magic the tin appeared keeping the soup in a lovely functional housing.
Wait though....... hang on, the soups' still not happy as its just a simple can of soup, no label, no sell by date, not a happy chappy....so a little while later.....Poof... there you go - it grows a label and it suddenly has classifications - sell by date, price, etc, etc.
We now have a verified subsystem - classified and ready to go....
Now wait a million years (or 14) and guess what, the soup is now a big bottle of Champagne, where will this all lead????
I hope nobody would be inept enough to believe this could actually happen or fashion an education system around this silly story . . . . . . . . . .oh no they didn't did they???
What have I just described...... oh sh!t.........
I'll just happily puddle along believing my Intelligent Design story fellas, if thats alright with you
I'm off to create a turd - what will it become???
[Post edited 2 Jul 2014 9:30]
Your best friend? I'm sure you'll have many an "intelligent" conversation with it.
Fair play mate - you're clean off it...
I'm off to take Dino, my pet dinosaur, to the park for a walk. It's his birthday, he's 19.
Happy trails, fruitloop.
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Jesus would back Gays says Elton on 10:34 - Jul 2 with 1297 views
Jesus would back Gays says Elton on 09:27 - Jul 2 by Windy_Miller
Good Morning - I hope you had a refreshing sleep. I did
Alphabet soup you say.....hmmmm
So would you say that your soup had a creator/designer then? Perhaps it just appeared from nowhere at the factory....but wait hang on theres no factory yet, as theres nothing there. No the soup just appeared from nowhere, apparently after an explosion. Wait for it..........the soup then decided it didn't want to be a blob of soup any more and wanted to have letters in it.....So it sprouted a's b's and a few c's. Not being happy with this remarkable change of form the soup wanted a body to house it, so then as if by magic the tin appeared keeping the soup in a lovely functional housing.
Wait though....... hang on, the soups' still not happy as its just a simple can of soup, no label, no sell by date, not a happy chappy....so a little while later.....Poof... there you go - it grows a label and it suddenly has classifications - sell by date, price, etc, etc.
We now have a verified subsystem - classified and ready to go....
Now wait a million years (or 14) and guess what, the soup is now a big bottle of Champagne, where will this all lead????
I hope nobody would be inept enough to believe this could actually happen or fashion an education system around this silly story . . . . . . . . . .oh no they didn't did they???
What have I just described...... oh sh!t.........
I'll just happily puddle along believing my Intelligent Design story fellas, if thats alright with you
I'm off to create a turd - what will it become???
[Post edited 2 Jul 2014 9:30]
So windy when were Dinos about in your scheme of things? Do you believe in all things Jesus asked us to do? This adam and eve business didn't they have two boys and didn't one kill the other? Always Confused me this! Noah really? With all this doubt why doesn't jesus just pop down to see us to prove us doubters wrong Who or what made god? With all the natural disasters that have happened surely god must be the biggest mass murderer in history? Evil surely?
I could go on and on and on but frankly its pointless. My biggest concern and worry in life is that people believe this stuff no wonder the world is so messed up.
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Jesus would back Gays says Elton on 11:43 - Jul 2 with 1263 views
Jesus would back Gays says Elton on 10:49 - Jul 2 by jackforever
So windy when were Dinos about in your scheme of things? Do you believe in all things Jesus asked us to do? This adam and eve business didn't they have two boys and didn't one kill the other? Always Confused me this! Noah really? With all this doubt why doesn't jesus just pop down to see us to prove us doubters wrong Who or what made god? With all the natural disasters that have happened surely god must be the biggest mass murderer in history? Evil surely?
I could go on and on and on but frankly its pointless. My biggest concern and worry in life is that people believe this stuff no wonder the world is so messed up.
Epicurus hit the nail on the head
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then He is not omnipotent. Is He able, but not willing? Then He is malevolent. Is He both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is He neither able nor willing? Then why call Him God?
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Jesus would back Gays says Elton on 12:24 - Jul 2 with 1241 views
Jesus would back Gays says Elton on 10:49 - Jul 2 by jackforever
So windy when were Dinos about in your scheme of things? Do you believe in all things Jesus asked us to do? This adam and eve business didn't they have two boys and didn't one kill the other? Always Confused me this! Noah really? With all this doubt why doesn't jesus just pop down to see us to prove us doubters wrong Who or what made god? With all the natural disasters that have happened surely god must be the biggest mass murderer in history? Evil surely?
I could go on and on and on but frankly its pointless. My biggest concern and worry in life is that people believe this stuff no wonder the world is so messed up.
1 :So windy when were Dinos about in your scheme of things? .... As per the Nephilim races i believe they are now extinct.
2: Do you believe in all things Jesus asked us to do? ........Yes i do.
3: This adam and eve business didn't they have two boys and didn't one kill the other? Always Confused me this! Three boys actually Cain, Abel and Seth.
4: Noah really? .......Really what?
5: With all this doubt why doesn't jesus just pop down to see us to prove us doubters wrong ....He did already?
6: Who or what made god? He's always been there - do you think he's just got us to cater for in the universe?
7: With all the natural disasters that have happened surely god must be the biggest mass murderer in history? Evil surely? .....Throw away the instructions and the machine doesn't work - not the creators fault is it?
8:I could go on and on and on but frankly its pointless. My biggest concern and worry in life is that people believe this stuff no wonder the world is so messed up.
Yes because with all the sh1t going on in the world right now, we (creationists) are the problem.
Jesus would back Gays says Elton on 12:24 - Jul 2 by Windy_Miller
1 :So windy when were Dinos about in your scheme of things? .... As per the Nephilim races i believe they are now extinct.
2: Do you believe in all things Jesus asked us to do? ........Yes i do.
3: This adam and eve business didn't they have two boys and didn't one kill the other? Always Confused me this! Three boys actually Cain, Abel and Seth.
4: Noah really? .......Really what?
5: With all this doubt why doesn't jesus just pop down to see us to prove us doubters wrong ....He did already?
6: Who or what made god? He's always been there - do you think he's just got us to cater for in the universe?
7: With all the natural disasters that have happened surely god must be the biggest mass murderer in history? Evil surely? .....Throw away the instructions and the machine doesn't work - not the creators fault is it?
8:I could go on and on and on but frankly its pointless. My biggest concern and worry in life is that people believe this stuff no wonder the world is so messed up.
Yes because with all the sh1t going on in the world right now, we (creationists) are the problem.
Ha Ha
1) So dinos existed within this 6000 year timescal you are working on?
2) What like child slaves or even "So I will cast her on a bed of suffering, and I will make those who commit adultery with her suffer intensely, unless they repent of her ways. I will strike her children dead. Then all the churches will know that I am he who searches hearts and minds, and I will repay each of you according to your deeds"
3) Right so 3 sons and only one other woman on earth who just happens to be their mam. Uch y fi mun.
4) World floods all the animals 2 by 2 hoorah! Massive ark Lions and antelope, cats and dogs? Carnage.
5) Over 2000 years ago feck me wheres he been recently sleeping?
6) He's always been there? Right so thats more sensible than a big ban. He's just always been there. Struggling to work that out.
7)No but surely this powerful "creator" could stop such scenes of death and destruction, not much of a flipping god is he
8) Seems to me the vast amount of sh1t going on in the world has this very topic at heart.
As I said pointless argument with many people as the common sense element has been removed from their brains, presumably by god.
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Jesus would back Gays says Elton on 15:28 - Jul 2 with 1188 views
Jesus would back Gays says Elton on 09:27 - Jul 2 by Windy_Miller
Good Morning - I hope you had a refreshing sleep. I did
Alphabet soup you say.....hmmmm
So would you say that your soup had a creator/designer then? Perhaps it just appeared from nowhere at the factory....but wait hang on theres no factory yet, as theres nothing there. No the soup just appeared from nowhere, apparently after an explosion. Wait for it..........the soup then decided it didn't want to be a blob of soup any more and wanted to have letters in it.....So it sprouted a's b's and a few c's. Not being happy with this remarkable change of form the soup wanted a body to house it, so then as if by magic the tin appeared keeping the soup in a lovely functional housing.
Wait though....... hang on, the soups' still not happy as its just a simple can of soup, no label, no sell by date, not a happy chappy....so a little while later.....Poof... there you go - it grows a label and it suddenly has classifications - sell by date, price, etc, etc.
We now have a verified subsystem - classified and ready to go....
Now wait a million years (or 14) and guess what, the soup is now a big bottle of Champagne, where will this all lead????
I hope nobody would be inept enough to believe this could actually happen or fashion an education system around this silly story . . . . . . . . . .oh no they didn't did they???
What have I just described...... oh sh!t.........
I'll just happily puddle along believing my Intelligent Design story fellas, if thats alright with you
I'm off to create a turd - what will it become???
[Post edited 2 Jul 2014 9:30]
You are Kent Hovind and I claim my £5.
Seriously though the only people who claim that something came from nothing are creationists. The Big Bang theory states that there was a period where everything in the universe was in an infinitesimally small space and expanded from there. That's not nothing that's everything.
Evolution makes no claims about the origin of life on earth just changes in species over time and is well evidenced and proven. And if you think it's not proven you might want to ask why there is a big drive to make new antibiotics.
I'm still waiting for you to say that 2nd law of thermodynamics disproves evolution and then you'll have the full set of things only creationists say.
If man evolved from monkeys why do we still have monkeys?
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Jesus would back Gays says Elton on 16:10 - Jul 2 with 1167 views
Jesus would back Gays says Elton on 18:40 - Jul 2 by exiledclaseboy
Everyone on this thread except Windy is going to Hell.
Every single one of us.
Just think about that.
I'm well aware.
In fact, I tried to get a sneak preview but I was f*cked if I could find it. I think it must be one of those "best kept secrets in the Med" type things.
I'm probably reading the wrong weekend colour supplement.
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Jesus would back Gays says Elton on 18:52 - Jul 2 with 1118 views
Jesus would back Gays says Elton on 18:46 - Jul 2 by WarwickHunt
I'm well aware.
In fact, I tried to get a sneak preview but I was f*cked if I could find it. I think it must be one of those "best kept secrets in the Med" type things.
I'm probably reading the wrong weekend colour supplement.
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