Some rumours ... Well, who knows? Stranger things can happen at sea.
This is taken, verbatim, from the Transfer Rumours web site.
I'll have what he's drinking,
"My best friend's cousin's uncle's best man is internationally connected and sub-contracts to a physio in Madrid.
"He has heard it under good authority that Jose Mourinho is looking to scour the English Championship for 'rough diamonds', and as such will make an audacious bid of £4m and Benzema on a season long-lone to Norwich City to secure the services of Beccles-born Chris Martin."
Although, we could do with the £4m.