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It’s all f ucking bollocks
at 22:49 21 Sep 2024

Or….

Is it?
What is it
Is what it?

Cobblers I’m too pissed to see.

Shamoh.

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Smooth smooove
at 21:56 21 Sep 2024

Laying down a sheen , laying down a path , smooth or nutty. A play with a crossed hair or life on its arse.

Shamoh

F ucking get the ball up near their goal ya tw at

Susan Fassbender baby bum bum

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Have you ever had a ride in a light blue car
at 21:19 21 Sep 2024

Every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed geezer

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Have you ever had a ride in a light blue car
at 21:01 21 Sep 2024

Nine
Plan
Failed

Ya
C u t

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Have you ever had a ride in a light blue car
at 20:52 21 Sep 2024

Well , Ronnie, remember this don’t east an ice cream ya tosser.

Car trubble

Cobblers

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Utterly Sick of It
at 20:18 18 Sep 2024

Cor. Seven pages on QPR’s failure to win a cup tie.

Considering we’ve been pretty consistent in not winning cup ties since 1882, it seems expectation levels are artificially high in these games.

You all need to take more drugs man.

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POLITICS! Don't worry, Clive. It's a MUSIC THREAD.
at 14:03 14 Sep 2024

Eat my shirts Dylan. The politics of ooohh feelin good!

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You Are FIFA
at 17:42 8 Sep 2024

The one f ucking law is introduce is:

Stop f ucking around with the laws of the game and f uck off.

Amen.

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if your peckish....
at 17:39 8 Sep 2024

Branston and peanut butter sandwich toasted. After a skinful

During a skinful, Bourbon biscuits and pork pies with no egg

Before a skinful, a bowl of six weetabix, cold milk, half mashed half crispy. Once I had two cereal bowl spoons worth of sugar but I’m health conscience these days, so lots of banana, blueberries and other assorted sugary fruit.

Then a few pints.

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When you realised there was no meaning to life and no God
at 22:02 5 Sep 2024

When I opened an English Breakfast In A Tin from a 7/11 in Shepherds Bush when I was left home alone for a week and all out of dough.

I thought it was a godsend and the greatest idea known to me. After a night in The Mailcoach.

It was that moment looking into that tin that I realised mankind can never achieve transcendence and nihilism is the only true philosophy.

That and Vauxhall Motors.

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Tyler Roberts COBBLERS (n/t)
at 07:46 31 Aug 2024

I concur

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£3.67 a pint of Guinness
at 19:07 30 Aug 2024

In the White House in Luton.

£20.00 return from St Pancras.

Whatever the tube was to get to St Pancras.

Average nine pints of Guinness.

That’s sill a cheap night out. Innit?

Keep repeating: It’s Luton. Not the Pav. It’s Luton. Not the Pav. It’s Luton. Not the Pav. It’s Luton. Not the Pav. Etc

[Post edited 30 Aug 19:09]

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Retro chanting
at 07:30 30 Aug 2024

If you can’t talk proper, shut yer mouf.

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Retro chanting
at 21:15 29 Aug 2024

Who’s got a face like an old pigs arse?

Harvey, Harvey

Who’s got a face like an old pigs arse?

David Harvey

David Harvey, David Harvey

Who’s got a face like an old pigs arse?

David Harvey

V Leeds, December 1978 1-4 defeat. Freezing bloody cold but that chant warmed my eight year old heart.

He was an ugly old git.

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LFW Message Board Glossary
at 18:26 29 Aug 2024

He’s lost the dressing room.

Even though there’s a sign on the door.

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Tonight's Draw - Ball Number 20
at 22:35 28 Aug 2024

Is this one of those draws that take place at 3.45am in Bangkok?

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Oasis Reunion 2025
at 10:09 26 Aug 2024

The No Way Sis reunion is being announced at 3.33am on Wednesday. Twenty six nights at the Dog and Duck, every Saturday. Ticket price includes a free Pork Pie at the bar.

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Finney.
at 21:17 22 Aug 2024

Mr Finney, best wishes on your journey to Bestofhealthville. Take the quickest route and no detours.

Here’s something to pass the time:

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Over-rated books
at 08:55 21 Aug 2024

Nah nah nah nah nah nah

Nah.

I value your onion Woking. But let me steer you away from that cul de sac you are heading down and lead you to the road that will rise with you.

Wonderful book is Catch 22 which I have read a good few times. As I mentioned to Daniel Paddoocks last week it, along with The Dice Man, is the best fiction book I’ve read.

Of course you could be right Woking, sir.

But you ain’t.

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Over-rated books
at 08:27 21 Aug 2024

The Holy Bible

Not that I’ve read the whole of the bastard but the bits I have read are fairly dark.

Loads of notes too.

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