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Reply | Mike Tyson vs The Problem Child
at 20:24 15 Nov 2024
I would very much like to see Tyson win via an uppercut, delivered square into the bollocks, that lifts Paul 3 feet off the ground and leaves him in such a state that the corner has to use a car jack to unfold him to get him onto the stretcher. Preferably within the first 10 seconds.
Ding ding... whump! Aaaaaaaargh! Thud.
Sweet. |
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Reply | News blackout
at 22:11 14 Nov 2024
I love the way a lack of news has got us talking. |
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Reply | Larkeche
at 18:59 13 Nov 2024
Fck me! You're onto something here. Larkeche is getting better, every time he doesn't play for QPR, right? Well, I haven't a single game for us. I must be brilliant, and so is everyone on the LFW! We should play! Rush goalies, rolling subs, fag / lager / piss breaks, I reckon we'd walk the Championship. Only don't tell Nourry: I think he be pissed I've proved his business model is utter gash. |
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Reply | Women’s game
at 18:52 13 Nov 2024
Could they tell the men's team? |
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Reply | A Shrew Appointment
at 18:50 13 Nov 2024
I still love him. Snakeskin boots, drainpipe jeans, shirt unbuttoned to the waist, away at Blackpool in a sub-zero hurricane, hair blowing majestically as he air-guitars his way through 3 second half substitutions... fcking majestic! The one and only Gareth Aerosmith! |
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Reply | German football
at 20:22 11 Nov 2024
Used to know a fella in Dorset who'd served in the Army and, whilst stationed in Germany near Gelsenkirchen, became a complete Schalke 04 nut. He and his mates would go over 4 or 5 times a season and they absolutely loved it. |
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Reply | David Coote
at 18:36 11 Nov 2024
Please, someone find the (alleged) recording of Keith Stroud sitting down with Steve Martin, laughing as they outline their deep and abiding hatred for us, eating live hamsters and revealing their true form as reptilian fcktards from beyond the sun. |
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Reply | Its the Board Stupid!
at 09:27 10 Nov 2024
I, for one, do not condone sniffing anyone's high end. Honestly, we should bring back hanging. |
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Reply | North Korea
at 14:52 9 Nov 2024
They all go the same hairdresser, I see.
I reckon they get a group discount. |
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Reply | Where hope went to die – Preview
at 07:47 9 Nov 2024
For perspective, I missed the game on Tuesday and I matched his tackling stats. Marti, if you reading this, I am available. |
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Reply | Biggest Club in the World vs QPR Match Thread
at 19:13 6 Nov 2024
Didn't clock the Boro match - first one I've missed for ages. Sounds like I dodged a bullet the size of King Kong's dick. There is a feeling of bad ju-ju stinking up the joint, as things stand.
Nothing would make me happier than seeing the Hoops put that lot to the (pork) sword. However, the liklihood of us escaping the ongoing hurricane of piss to the face is as vanishingly small as the possibility of watching an entire episode of Mrs Brown's Boys without descending into a state of incoherent, ape-like fury.
I am usually the happiest of clappers but even my 'pack the Factor 50, love - Morecambe's always sunny' attitude is being tested by the recent results. Come on QPR - give us something to cling onto! |
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