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"Someone keeps on pooing on this student's car" 09:07 - Nov 3 with 6121 viewsJackfath

The headline news from our national paper.

Maybe the person who's doing it should use the paper to clean up after?

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/someone-keeps-pooing-students-car-

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"Someone keeps on pooing on this student's car" on 09:35 - Nov 3 with 4973 viewsWarwickHunt

Anyone over the age of five who uses the term “poo” should be fûcking horsewhipped.
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"Someone keeps on pooing on this student's car" on 09:50 - Nov 3 with 4944 viewsoldcob

"Someone keeps on pooing on this student's car" on 09:35 - Nov 3 by WarwickHunt

Anyone over the age of five who uses the term “poo” should be fûcking horsewhipped.


So "Winnie the shit" it is then.
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"Someone keeps on pooing on this student's car" on 10:10 - Nov 3 with 4911 viewsCatullus

"Someone keeps on pooing on this student's car" on 09:50 - Nov 3 by oldcob

So "Winnie the shit" it is then.


Does that make it a sh/tdle, a sh/tper scooper.....any more?

Just my opinion, but WTF do I know anyway?
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"Someone keeps on pooing on this student's car" on 10:13 - Nov 3 with 4903 viewsLoyal

Important news on the cusp of the nation's concerns, groundbreaking reporting.

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"Someone keeps on pooing on this student's car" on 10:23 - Nov 3 with 4893 viewsbuilthjack

Brynmilljack said "No comment"

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"Someone keeps on pooing on this student's car" on 11:35 - Nov 3 with 4837 viewsHighjack

"Someone keeps on pooing on this student's car" on 09:35 - Nov 3 by WarwickHunt

Anyone over the age of five who uses the term “poo” should be fûcking horsewhipped.


Are you poo poo’ing the word poo?

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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"Someone keeps on pooing on this student's car" on 11:40 - Nov 3 with 4827 viewstheloneranger

It's a shite story

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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(No subject) on 11:51 - Nov 3 with 4813 viewsWingstandwood

This type of behaviour "IS NO LAUGHING MATTER"!

I can always remember my old Penyrheol Comprehensive school suffering repeat attacks from a 'serial-defecator' during the late 1970's to early 1980's.

To rub salt into the wounds the perpetrator would outline his recently 'finished' handiwork in chalk. He would white chalk around his stool to show an outline to mimic exactly American TV crime series scenes i.e. where a murder victims body would be chalked to form an outline e.g. stereotypical American cop series like Starsky And Hutch, Barnaby Jones, The Rockford Files, and Columbo etc.

Argus!

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(No subject) on 12:08 - Nov 3 with 4796 viewsHighjack


The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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(No subject) on 12:53 - Nov 3 with 4763 viewsMo_Wives

My money's on Brexit Thomas. The bastard.

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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(No subject) on 13:51 - Nov 3 with 4711 viewsexiledclaseboy

You can’t even shit on a student’s car these days without the PC brigade getting on your back about it.
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(No subject) on 14:01 - Nov 3 with 4685 viewsMo_Wives

(No subject) on 13:51 - Nov 3 by exiledclaseboy

You can’t even shit on a student’s car these days without the PC brigade getting on your back about it.
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Made me lol

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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(No subject) on 14:05 - Nov 3 with 4673 viewsMo_Wives

(No subject) on 12:08 - Nov 3 by Highjack



"...after a foul-bowelled hooligan unloaded a big, steaming SHIT down his freshly swept chimney"

The Sport always had the best writers, tbf

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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(No subject) on 14:08 - Nov 3 with 4665 viewsexiledclaseboy

(No subject) on 14:01 - Nov 3 by Mo_Wives



Made me lol


I’d love be to claim it as my own but it paraphrases Stewart Lee. The original line was “You can’t even smear excrement on someone’s car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat.”

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(No subject) on 14:44 - Nov 3 with 4627 viewsMo_Wives

(No subject) on 14:08 - Nov 3 by exiledclaseboy

I’d love be to claim it as my own but it paraphrases Stewart Lee. The original line was “You can’t even smear excrement on someone’s car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat.”


Ah...

I was telling Humpty that Lee is shit and now he's just made me laugh. Don't tell Hump, OK?

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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(No subject) on 15:16 - Nov 3 with 4606 viewsexiledclaseboy

(No subject) on 14:44 - Nov 3 by Mo_Wives

Ah...

I was telling Humpty that Lee is shit and now he's just made me laugh. Don't tell Hump, OK?


Your secret is safeish with me. I like Stewart Lee. Even more so now I know you don’t.

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(No subject) on 15:27 - Nov 3 with 4599 viewsDafyddHuw

(No subject) on 14:08 - Nov 3 by exiledclaseboy

I’d love be to claim it as my own but it paraphrases Stewart Lee. The original line was “You can’t even smear excrement on someone’s car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat.”


I luvs Stewart Lee, me.
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"Someone keeps on pooing on this student's car" on 08:41 - Nov 4 with 4454 viewssainthelens

Shirley they can extract DNA and find the rotter.
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"Someone keeps on pooing on this student's car" on 11:23 - Nov 4 with 4396 viewsyescomeon


Upthecity!

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"Someone keeps on pooing on this student's car" on 13:00 - Nov 4 with 4353 viewsBanosswan

"Someone keeps on pooing on this student's car" on 11:35 - Nov 3 by Highjack

Are you poo poo’ing the word poo?


Well, I hope so, Blackadder. You know, if there's one thing I've learnt from being in the Army, it's never ignore a pooh-pooh. I knew a Major, who got pooh-poohed, made the mistake of ignoring the pooh-pooh. He pooh-poohed it! Fatal error! 'Cos it turned out all along that the soldier who pooh-poohed him had been pooh-poohing a lot of other officers who pooh-poohed their pooh-poohs. In the end, we had to disband the regiment. Morale totally destroyed... by pooh-pooh!

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"Someone keeps on pooing on this student's car" on 11:00 - Nov 7 with 4131 viewscontroversial_jack

"Someone keeps on pooing on this student's car" on 13:00 - Nov 4 by Banosswan

Well, I hope so, Blackadder. You know, if there's one thing I've learnt from being in the Army, it's never ignore a pooh-pooh. I knew a Major, who got pooh-poohed, made the mistake of ignoring the pooh-pooh. He pooh-poohed it! Fatal error! 'Cos it turned out all along that the soldier who pooh-poohed him had been pooh-poohing a lot of other officers who pooh-poohed their pooh-poohs. In the end, we had to disband the regiment. Morale totally destroyed... by pooh-pooh!


I had a mate who used to varnish his turds and post them to people he didn't like.
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"Someone keeps on pooing on this student's car" on 11:03 - Nov 7 with 4123 viewsWarwickHunt

"Someone keeps on pooing on this student's car" on 11:00 - Nov 7 by controversial_jack

I had a mate who used to varnish his turds and post them to people he didn't like.


Postman Scat?
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"Someone keeps on pooing on this student's car" on 11:03 - Nov 7 with 4123 viewsMo_Wives

"Someone keeps on pooing on this student's car" on 11:00 - Nov 7 by controversial_jack

I had a mate who used to varnish his turds and post them to people he didn't like.


'I had a mate...'

We've all used that one

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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"Someone keeps on pooing on this student's car" on 11:03 - Nov 7 with 4122 viewsMo_Wives

"Someone keeps on pooing on this student's car" on 11:03 - Nov 7 by WarwickHunt

Postman Scat?




...and his brown and white cat

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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(No subject) on 11:10 - Nov 7 with 4106 viewsattila_the_hun

(No subject) on 12:08 - Nov 3 by Highjack



Daily Sport always have the best headlines
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