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Rumours And Facts Part II 21:39 - Jul 4 with 9096 viewsR442D

So I remember we started a rumours and facts post and it turned into a bit of a joke/parody. And I thought it would be fun again to give it another go.

So, I'll begin.


George Donnelly has collected 27 coke bottles with his name on.
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Rumours And Facts Part II on 22:04 - Jul 4 with 7394 viewsChaffRAFC

Bastien Hery has handed in a transfer request after falling out with teammate George Donnelly for alleged bullying because apparently Coca Cola didn't do a bottle with Bastien on.

If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor

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Rumours And Facts Part II on 22:06 - Jul 4 with 7372 views442Dale

Rumours And Facts Part II on 22:04 - Jul 4 by ChaffRAFC

Bastien Hery has handed in a transfer request after falling out with teammate George Donnelly for alleged bullying because apparently Coca Cola didn't do a bottle with Bastien on.


Sounds like a Neverending Story.

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Rumours And Facts Part II on 22:35 - Jul 4 with 7323 viewsR442D

Joe Rafferty broke Oasis up, after breaking one of noels guitars and blaming it on Liam.
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Rumours And Facts Part II on 02:11 - Jul 5 with 7214 viewsAtThePeake

Rhys Bennett is delighted that Dale's rearranged matches thus far have been organised for Friday nights, as his Mum won't let him skip Church on Sundays.
[Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]

Tangled up in blue.

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Rumours And Facts Part II on 08:33 - Jul 5 with 7106 viewselectricblue

John Coleman was spotted buying a FA level 1 coaching manual.....

My all time favourite Dale player Mr Lyndon Symmonds

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Rumours And Facts Part II on 11:41 - Jul 5 with 6979 viewsaleanddale

Club FC Brugge have chartered 16 Jumbo jets to Transport 8000 fans to Gigg.

such is the level of intensity of this european tie.
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Rumours And Facts Part II on 12:54 - Jul 5 with 6897 viewsBarryStrange

Joe Rafferty didn't speak to his parents for 6 months when they admitted they couldn't decide which half of Stealers' Wheel to name him after so ended up naming him after both.

And from our side - Stewart Day can fly.
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Rumours And Facts Part II on 13:40 - Jul 5 with 6849 viewsdeeplishblue

Late 70's winger Bobby Hoy led a double life as a country and western singer.

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Rumours And Facts Part II on 08:05 - Jul 6 with 6705 viewsR442D

Former player Tommy Lee doesn't even know he's a goalkeeper
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Rumours And Facts Part II on 22:05 - Jul 6 with 6626 viewsThacks_Rabbits

Former Dale and Lincoln striker "L" broke his arm on coach - nothing to do with drugs or anything dodgy like that.

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Rumours And Facts Part II on 10:22 - Jul 7 with 6545 viewsR442D

Reece Bennet cannot stand middle names.
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Rumours And Facts Part II on 11:18 - Jul 7 with 6528 viewsrochedale

George Donnelly creasotes his garden fence bi-annually to emulate his footballing hero, Alan Shearer.

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Rumours And Facts Part II on 11:33 - Jul 7 with 6513 viewsrochedale

Until making it to the big time with Rochdale FC, the new, aesthetically challenged, Dale forward Joe Bunney, thought that 'sex' was what posh people carried coal in.

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Rumours And Facts Part II on 15:59 - Jul 7 with 6469 viewsTomRAFC

Despite the well known chant about his kicking and punching ability former dale midfielder Jason Peake was actually born ambidextrous.

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Rumours And Facts Part II on 11:27 - Jul 8 with 6393 viewsScunnydale

Reece Gray spent last year recovering from injury in Turkey, and became a cult hero in their national sport of oil wrestling, under the moniker Greased Ray.
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Rumours And Facts Part II on 12:50 - Jul 8 with 6347 viewsBigDaveMyCock

New signing Olly Lancashire is convinced he has seen a lesbian cloud.

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Rumours And Facts Part II on 13:02 - Jul 8 with 6325 viewsD_Alien

Rumours And Facts Part II on 12:50 - Jul 8 by BigDaveMyCock

New signing Olly Lancashire is convinced he has seen a lesbian cloud.


Cunnilingus nimbus no doubt

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Rumours And Facts Part II on 13:04 - Jul 8 with 6318 viewsBigDaveMyCock

Tori Amos on the other hand thought the cloud looked more like Eddie Large stroking Baskingstoke.

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Rumours And Facts Part II on 13:14 - Jul 8 with 6311 viewsSandyman

Former Dale and Republic of Ireland midfielder Alan McLoughlin played "Hair" in the musical "Hair"
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Rumours And Facts Part II on 13:55 - Jul 8 with 6283 viewsrafc_jon

True Story- Recce Gray once tried to shout at Rhys Bennett. When Rhys Bennett shouted back Recce Gray's balls jumped back into his body and he would never grow a facial hair or grow in height ever again.
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Rumours And Facts Part II on 14:05 - Jul 8 with 6266 viewsdeeplishblue

Rumours And Facts Part II on 13:55 - Jul 8 by rafc_jon

True Story- Recce Gray once tried to shout at Rhys Bennett. When Rhys Bennett shouted back Recce Gray's balls jumped back into his body and he would never grow a facial hair or grow in height ever again.


Lyndon Simmonds is a factory manager "working for a design,manufacture and installation company that specialise in high security crash tested equipment"

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Rumours And Facts Part II on 14:30 - Jul 8 with 6245 viewsD_Alien

His prospects of ever managing a football club again somewhat diminished, John Coleman has had further cause for embarrassment when he failed to even get an interview for the post of deputy manager of stock control at JW Lees Greengate Brewery, Middleton

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Rumours And Facts Part II on 15:39 - Jul 8 with 6216 viewsBigDaveMyCock

All geordies think that former Millwall, Man City and West Brom full-back Jason Van Blerk is a bloke that just drives a van and is called Jason.

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Rumours And Facts Part II on 15:49 - Jul 8 with 6200 viewsjudd

Doner kebabs are made from whale meat and provided the inspiration for Vera Lynne's fine* wartime tune.















*was it fook.

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Rumours And Facts Part II on 15:59 - Jul 8 with 6188 viewsjudd

Zara Phillips is pregnant by Prince William's baby.

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