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What I truly hate about a facebook... 16:19 - Feb 16 with 4593 viewsBlackCrowe

...is this need to advertise how amaaaaazing one's life is. Honestly i've got friends that are constantly bleating on about how thoughtful their partner is, how sugary sweet their kids are and what enviably aspirational lives they lead.
Now I reckon I am pretty content with my lot in the main (bit of a rocky patch at the moment alas) but have no desire to compete with others on who's is the best or rub noses in it of those that might be dissatisfied. Makes me fcking mad actually.

Irrational rant of the day over.

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What I truly hate about a facebook... on 15:38 - Feb 17 with 910 viewsBlackCrowe

What I truly hate about a facebook... on 15:28 - Feb 17 by HollowayRanger

i only go on there once a week blooming cheek!

dont even notice the adverts

yea bit sneeky to use a fake but i dont use it to them just see their news

and not really fake is its still me just with a different name and face



As the psychiatrists said about Basil after a weekend at Farty Owls.."there's enough there for an entire conference.

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What I truly hate about a facebook... on 15:41 - Feb 17 with 908 viewsNorthernr

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What I truly hate about a facebook... on 16:31 - Feb 17 with 869 viewsBrightonhoop

Made me larfr did this fred. Miserable bleedin' luddites. Some of you would have been complaining about the introduction of bog roll and still be using bricks instead, maybe some still do.
I think it displays aspects of humanity that you find everywhere and pick and choose accordingly. One scrote I know always seems to check in using the geography thing at all the best Restaurants in town, it's ego nonsense, sad for a grown man over 50. He went to Moscow and checked in at Hard Rock Cafe ffs all the way to Moscow for that?!? What a clunge.
Anyway positive aspects from logging in today:
A mates sister's breast cancer is in remission thank fook.
2 places secured on the guest list for Public Image Ltd at Brighton in August.
2 further tickets for above secured.
Step daughter had a conversation about ?Uni with Martin Parrs' Asst (i'm hoping it wasn't that sick fook Holloway.....)
£300 worth of renewal business.
Interesting read about Joshua Bell, violinist who played 6 pieces by Bach on the NYC Metro in rush hour and collected $32, 2 nights previously had filled a theatre at $100 a seat and was indeed playing on a violin worth $3.5 mil....interesting ideas around not making assumptions that he was some boho busker.
Did I say making assumptions?
Like life itself, it's what you make it not how you perceive it.
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What I truly hate about a facebook... on 22:15 - Feb 17 with 819 viewsPieLout

What I truly hate about a facebook... on 20:08 - Feb 16 by QPR1882

For a lot of people who hate Facebook there are some on here that sure know a lot about it....just saying like.


A bit like coronation street,99% of people who say they hate and never watch it always seem to know the names of all the characters.


I don't mind a spot of Corrie.
Faecesbook: I can't understand why anyone thinks
anyone else is interested in their business.
Seems utterly awful.
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What I truly hate about a facebook... on 01:43 - Feb 18 with 792 viewsade_qpr

What I truly hate about a facebook... on 19:24 - Feb 16 by Lewes_r

You actually can fully delete your account.. You contact facebook to do it. Its a right.

http://www.facebook.com/help/?faq=224562897555674
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thank you

gives me the farken shits when you get half way thro filling out their start up form and then decide you don't want to join only for them to join you up any way.

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What I truly hate about a facebook... on 06:20 - Feb 18 with 774 viewsOakwoodR

What I truly hate about a facebook... on 08:56 - Feb 17 by scot1963

you could have gone on jeremy kyle to resolve it - these are just the sort of issues that should be aired in the public arena (including the back door loving fixation)


Definitely no fixation. It's compulsory for us men to discuss such issues in the same way you ladies discuss recipes, knitting patterns and make up.
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What I truly hate about a facebook... on 11:05 - Feb 18 with 753 viewsscot1963

What I truly hate about a facebook... on 06:20 - Feb 18 by OakwoodR

Definitely no fixation. It's compulsory for us men to discuss such issues in the same way you ladies discuss recipes, knitting patterns and make up.


you are right, i have discussed a recipe once when my son said are you actually going to eat that and what is it (potato waffle and an egg that looked like it had been in an accident). he posted it on facebook to take the piss
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What I truly hate about a facebook... on 11:12 - Feb 18 with 748 viewsTheBlob

What I truly hate about a facebook... on 11:05 - Feb 18 by scot1963

you are right, i have discussed a recipe once when my son said are you actually going to eat that and what is it (potato waffle and an egg that looked like it had been in an accident). he posted it on facebook to take the piss


MMMMmmmmmmmmm.....waffles and eggs......got to be Bird's Eye waffles,them proprietary ones are like compressed cardboard.......and bacon,don't forget the bacon....



....and beans....mushrooms if you've got them...which is why I always keepa couple of tins just in case I find waffles at the bottom of the freezer....


...and sausages....

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What I truly hate about a facebook... on 11:15 - Feb 18 with 745 viewsscot1963

What I truly hate about a facebook... on 11:12 - Feb 18 by TheBlob

MMMMmmmmmmmmm.....waffles and eggs......got to be Bird's Eye waffles,them proprietary ones are like compressed cardboard.......and bacon,don't forget the bacon....



....and beans....mushrooms if you've got them...which is why I always keepa couple of tins just in case I find waffles at the bottom of the freezer....


...and sausages....


it was a birds eye waffle but it didn't look good by the time i'd finished with it
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What I truly hate about a facebook... on 11:20 - Feb 18 with 739 viewsTheBlob

What I truly hate about a facebook... on 11:15 - Feb 18 by scot1963

it was a birds eye waffle but it didn't look good by the time i'd finished with it


There's no such thing as a bad Birdseye Waffle.

Anyway,they don't stay firm and crisp by the time they've been chewed and hit your stomach do they?




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What I truly hate about a facebook... on 12:00 - Feb 18 with 728 viewsBazWoT

What I truly hate about a facebook... on 11:20 - Feb 18 by TheBlob

There's no such thing as a bad Birdseye Waffle.

Anyway,they don't stay firm and crisp by the time they've been chewed and hit your stomach do they?





Isn't a waffle septic grub?

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What I truly hate about a facebook... on 12:06 - Feb 18 with 723 viewsscot1963

What I truly hate about a facebook... on 12:00 - Feb 18 by BazWoT

Isn't a waffle septic grub?


don't know but it's a staple dietary requirement if you cook as well as i do
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What I truly hate about a facebook... on 14:52 - Feb 18 with 694 viewsade_qpr

What I truly hate about a facebook... on 12:06 - Feb 18 by scot1963

don't know but it's a staple dietary requirement if you cook as well as i do


that will teach you Houdini for escaping the ball and chain

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What I truly hate about a facebook... on 14:54 - Feb 18 with 693 viewsBazWoT

What I truly hate about a facebook... on 12:06 - Feb 18 by scot1963

don't know but it's a staple dietary requirement if you cook as well as i do


I'll teach you to cook. In fact, you can follow my recipes on facebook

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What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:23 - Feb 18 with 668 viewsmichael67

What I truly hate about a facebook... on 14:54 - Feb 18 by BazWoT

I'll teach you to cook. In fact, you can follow my recipes on facebook


Not only that, Baz can give you laundry advice as well on facebook.

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What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:33 - Feb 18 with 662 viewsscot1963

What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:23 - Feb 18 by michael67

Not only that, Baz can give you laundry advice as well on facebook.


are you hinting that i may not be able to do washing either? or is baz well housetrained?

baz - a very kind offer - i notice you mentioned cooking in a couple of other threads. i'm happy to follow your recipes (if i knew your facebook) but i am a right lazy sod and my main catering efforts come from iceland
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What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:34 - Feb 18 with 661 viewsscot1963

What I truly hate about a facebook... on 14:52 - Feb 18 by ade_qpr

that will teach you Houdini for escaping the ball and chain


have been married before (twice) both of them banned me from making my (in)famous pasty pie
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What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:47 - Feb 18 with 652 viewsTheBlob

What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:34 - Feb 18 by scot1963

have been married before (twice) both of them banned me from making my (in)famous pasty pie


No relation to Sweeney Todd by any chance?




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What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:50 - Feb 18 with 650 viewsscot1963

What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:47 - Feb 18 by TheBlob

No relation to Sweeney Todd by any chance?





well, nobody has seen the husbands since...

(that is a joke - saw one of them yesterday)
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What I truly hate about a facebook... on 23:52 - Feb 18 with 618 viewsade_qpr

What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:50 - Feb 18 by scot1963

well, nobody has seen the husbands since...

(that is a joke - saw one of them yesterday)
[Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]


a - minced
b - chunky
c - stew
d - one piece




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