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I Never Got... 09:35 - Jun 27 with 29009 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Idea from another thread for a Summer LFW Thread...

Not stuff you hate, stuff you just never had the love for, understood, saw the big commotion about...


Me? Never got The Clash. Ya, I can see the talent. Ya, I can see the coolness. Ya, I know there's a Rangers connection...but...I just don't GET them the way loads of you do. It's like I'm missing a gene!

And also, I never got Ice Cream. Tried it again yesterday. Don't see the fuss.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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I Never Got... on 15:29 - Jul 1 with 2700 viewsFDC

I Never Got... on 13:52 - Jul 1 by FDC

Lol. Who could have foreseen that this thread would degenerate in to a load of grumpy old men moaning about 'rap'?

As far as musical form goes, I can't think of anything less inspiring than white boys with guitars, but there you go, each to their own. Late 90s underground UK hip-hop was one of the most vibrant and untainted music scenes of the past 50 years, bursting with ideas and creativity. A high-water mark was the magic-mushroom-fueled 'Great Outdoors' EP imo.

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At the risk of completely hijacking the thread...

The lyrics to this are so clever, incorporating the names of 20-odd underground tube stations in to a strange, dreamlike narrative.

(no more I promise)

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I Never Got... on 19:29 - Jul 1 with 2603 viewsDiggertheMole

Tomato Ketchup
Thai Food
All Lager (unless it's brewed in Belgium)
Adele
Friends
Any Reality Show
Watford
Footballl Matches played at unearthly hours to suit Sky Programming
Sky (see above)
Piccallilli
Mild curries( Whats the point?)
Oasis
Show Jumping
The Balearics
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I Never Got... on 20:54 - Jul 1 with 2555 viewsrsonist

I Never Got... on 14:28 - Jul 1 by BazzaInTheLoft

You’re going to get loads of unjustified shit for that White Boy remark.


Especially when he's only riding for white boys with mics instead :)
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I Never Got... on 05:37 - Jul 3 with 2424 viewsKonk

The joy of concourse - mobbing up under the stands, 50% of people filming each other, climbing onto your mates shoulders, you filming everyone from your mates shoulders, everyone throwing Carlsberg over each other and every other poor fu cker who just wandered down into the concourse for a half-time pie or piss. Even weirder when you've all previously been sat in near silence watching a shi t first-half. Bunch of absolute weirdo sheep who seem to enjoy half-time more than any other part of the game/day. It's bad enough when this is done by teenagers, but there are actually middle-aged blokes who knock about on the fringes too. Very strange.

People who throw beer at gigs too. How was the gig? Yeah, it was great; I threw a pint of beer up in the air!
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I Never Got... on 06:17 - Jul 3 with 2400 viewsloftboy

I Never Got... on 05:37 - Jul 3 by Konk

The joy of concourse - mobbing up under the stands, 50% of people filming each other, climbing onto your mates shoulders, you filming everyone from your mates shoulders, everyone throwing Carlsberg over each other and every other poor fu cker who just wandered down into the concourse for a half-time pie or piss. Even weirder when you've all previously been sat in near silence watching a shi t first-half. Bunch of absolute weirdo sheep who seem to enjoy half-time more than any other part of the game/day. It's bad enough when this is done by teenagers, but there are actually middle-aged blokes who knock about on the fringes too. Very strange.

People who throw beer at gigs too. How was the gig? Yeah, it was great; I threw a pint of beer up in the air!
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You’ve just described the concourse under the away end at Fulham every tine we’ve played you in recent years!!

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I Never Got... on 06:26 - Jul 3 with 2395 viewsLoftgirl

I Never Got... on 19:29 - Jul 1 by DiggertheMole

Tomato Ketchup
Thai Food
All Lager (unless it's brewed in Belgium)
Adele
Friends
Any Reality Show
Watford
Footballl Matches played at unearthly hours to suit Sky Programming
Sky (see above)
Piccallilli
Mild curries( Whats the point?)
Oasis
Show Jumping
The Balearics


Petula Clark.
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I Never Got... on 13:52 - Jul 3 with 2278 viewsFDC

Breathy, drippy acoustic cover versions. Like you get on John Lewis Christmas adverts. Basically taking a piece of music and homogenizing it into formless goo.
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I Never Got... on 13:56 - Jul 3 with 2267 viewsMick_S

Shops that sell cream teas. What a painful half an hour.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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I Never Got... on 14:52 - Jul 3 with 2242 viewsloftboy

Huge holes In earlobes, sorry if any of you have them but be honest they look hideous.

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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I Never Got... on 15:58 - Jul 3 with 2222 viewsrobith

I Never Got... on 11:10 - Jun 29 by londonscottish

99.9% of Rap music.

We are surrounded amazing music. There are thousands and thousands of incredibly talented singers out there and songwriters, musicians, composers, arrangers, sound engineers, recording engineers and producers.

So why the f.cuk does it all get reduced to a bloke fondling his knob whilst alternatively shouting and grunting the exact same note 2,000 times in a row whilst pretending to shoot someone.

It's about as enjoyable as root canal surgery but unfathomably popular.

WTF is WRONG with people?


This description makes it sound like you haven't actually listened to 99.9% of rap music
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I Never Got... on 16:51 - Jul 3 with 2191 viewsrsonist

I Never Got... on 15:58 - Jul 3 by robith

This description makes it sound like you haven't actually listened to 99.9% of rap music


Give him a chance, they only invented it 40 years ago.
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I Never Got... on 16:56 - Jul 3 with 2181 viewsFDC

I Never Got... on 14:52 - Jul 3 by loftboy

Huge holes In earlobes, sorry if any of you have them but be honest they look hideous.


Fair enough, but they are practical to be fair -- that's how the sound gets in.
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I Never Got... on 16:58 - Jul 3 with 2174 viewsloftboy

I Never Got... on 16:56 - Jul 3 by FDC

Fair enough, but they are practical to be fair -- that's how the sound gets in.


I did say earlobes not earholes!!

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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I Never Got... on 08:54 - Jul 5 with 2043 viewsDorse

Plucking or waxing off eyebrows in order to draw fcuking massive ones back on.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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I Never Got... on 09:02 - Jul 5 with 2029 viewsMick_S

I Never Got... on 08:54 - Jul 5 by Dorse

Plucking or waxing off eyebrows in order to draw fcuking massive ones back on.


Can't see the problem myself.


Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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I Never Got... on 09:08 - Jul 5 with 2017 viewsMetallica_Hoop

I Never Got... on 08:54 - Jul 5 by Dorse

Plucking or waxing off eyebrows in order to draw fcuking massive ones back on.


Me and my mate at work were discussing this the other day.

'Orange N' Eyebrows' we call 'em, which sounds like a shit 90's cocktail.

It also makes girls look far more disagreeable than some of them were to start with...

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I Never Got... on 09:11 - Jul 5 with 2010 viewsozexile

I Never Got... on 09:08 - Jul 5 by Metallica_Hoop

Me and my mate at work were discussing this the other day.

'Orange N' Eyebrows' we call 'em, which sounds like a shit 90's cocktail.

It also makes girls look far more disagreeable than some of them were to start with...


Forgot about this. I am always amazed coming home and seeing what girls do to their eyebrows now. Insane.
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I Never Got... on 09:16 - Jul 5 with 2002 viewsNorthernr

I Never Got... on 08:54 - Jul 5 by Dorse

Plucking or waxing off eyebrows in order to draw fcuking massive ones back on.


This is epidemic levels now. Look like they've been put back on with a black felt tip pen.
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I Never Got... on 09:16 - Jul 5 with 2002 viewsMrSheen

Owning more than one watch.
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I Never Got... on 09:20 - Jul 5 with 1993 viewsDorse

I Never Got... on 09:11 - Jul 5 by ozexile

Forgot about this. I am always amazed coming home and seeing what girls do to their eyebrows now. Insane.


Why are they all doing it at your house?

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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I Never Got... on 18:45 - Jul 5 with 1916 viewspaulparker

I never got to the mass hysteria of Eric Cantona

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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I Never Got... on 19:16 - Jul 5 with 1900 viewsJigsore

Love Island, Japanese food, Marvel films, The Streets and Mike Skinner, Trap

plus that Slowthai bloke who's 'changing the scene' right now. looking like a nitty with a vague handle on politics? inspiring
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“The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.”

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I Never Got... on 20:15 - Jul 5 with 1861 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

on 01:00 - Jan 1 by



Zidane! Are you sure!
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I Never Got... on 23:22 - Jul 5 with 2393 viewsMrSheen

on 01:00 - Jan 1 by



Zidane was a marvellous player but he generally played in fantastic national and club sides. I honestly thought Nedved was best player of that era, he had to play teams on his own. Compare Zidane flaming out in the French disaster of 2002 with Nedved carrying the whole Czech team on his back in Euro 2000.
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I Never Got... on 23:46 - Jul 5 with 2380 viewsdannyblue

I Never Got... on 23:22 - Jul 5 by MrSheen

Zidane was a marvellous player but he generally played in fantastic national and club sides. I honestly thought Nedved was best player of that era, he had to play teams on his own. Compare Zidane flaming out in the French disaster of 2002 with Nedved carrying the whole Czech team on his back in Euro 2000.
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I saw Zidane live in New York, Roma v Real. Of course it was only a friendly, but he had a forcefield around him. Nobody could get close, he controlled the ball and moved it so effortlessly playing at his own speed in his own time. Beautiful player, even if perhaps not the most productive.
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