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Ronald Koeman 13:08 - Feb 10 with 11587 viewsQuakerJack

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/ronald-koeman-agent-co

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Ronald Koeman on 15:51 - Mar 11 with 2311 viewslovejuicejack

Koeman is far far to ugly to get the job, I mean ffs mun.
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Ronald Koeman on 17:17 - Mar 11 with 2239 viewsPlasticman

Ronald Koeman on 17:42 - Feb 10 by Daithejack

This, I'm all for Monks getting the job, It's obvious the players like him and he can motivate the squad, he may also go on to be a great coach for all we know, but if the board do give him the job on a permanent basis they need to get his back room staff sorted, scouting network, fitness team, coaches for the u21's and accadmy etc. To be honest I'd rather the board do this than spend 3 or 4 Million a year on big name managers wages that we keep having to replace every season.


If Monk gets the job, I certainly hope he gets more ambitious in the cups than what he has shown so far.

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Ronald Koeman on 17:20 - Mar 11 with 2236 viewsDarran

Ronald Koeman on 17:17 - Mar 11 by Plasticman

If Monk gets the job, I certainly hope he gets more ambitious in the cups than what he has shown so far.


Well hopefully Loudstrop will have a new team next season and you can go and stick ew dick up his cup.

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Ronald Koeman on 17:32 - Mar 11 with 2226 viewsPlasticman

Ronald Koeman on 17:20 - Mar 11 by Darran

Well hopefully Loudstrop will have a new team next season and you can go and stick ew dick up his cup.


Narh. I'll let you do that sort of thing, since that seems to be what fills your mind.

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Ronald Koeman on 17:36 - Mar 11 with 2224 viewscoolair

Ronald Koeman on 14:52 - Mar 11 by icecoldjack

All this speculation..

Why cant somebody ask our roving reporter from Holland (van zweden) what is going on ?

Surely the answer will then be in print within a matter of hours ?

Bottom line for me is that i beleive our board have a problem dealing with high calibre people like Sousa and Laudrup and are much more comfortable with certain types of character like Martinez and Brenda,people that are more use to saying the right things to board members and making them feel part of the football side while also blowing a bit of sunsine up the arse now and again.

Thats just my opinion by the way!

Cant see rRonald doing too much of that if im honest but looks like he is off to a good start!

In many ways the Laudrup situation mirrored the Sousa situation, talk of training not being up to standard etc,etc . Ive often felt that perhaps there is a different mind set abroad to what a footballers responsibilities are in terms of maintaining fitness and living the correct lifestyle . Wilf Bony running on the beach in his spare time is an example of this maybe ?

A few seasons back when chico joined,he was the fittest player in the pre season beep test, followed if memory serves me well by Rangel,bessone and another import(somebody can correct me here as im not 100% sure)

That tells me that fitness abroad is maybe more of a responsibility to the player rather than the coach running them around the field a hundred times.

Bearing this in mind a performance review should be done to asses exactly where our problems lie in 4,5 yrs we have had 3 coaches where only one was deemed good enough by the players,he was brought up in the British game and perhaps had a better understanding of how things are done in this country .

Will the club go abroad next ? id like to think so but im thinking they will look for the next Brenden myself .

Somebody with a top reputation as a British coach as opposed to a top manager is how i think they will go.

The swans have often tended to go a bit under the radar with managers too, not often picking the names on the betting list .

I think Ronald would be a decent choice but it doesnt take a rocket scientist to work out that anyone who takes the job will put in a call to Laudrup and will also be weary of the influence of Monk and some senior players.
[Post edited 11 Mar 2014 14:55]


I couldn't agree more to what you are saying about responsibility for the players.

In Europe you are told to relax when you are off. You are told to eat healthy, you are told that alcohol is not accepted during the season and that you have to stay fit and finally to go to bed early.

Funny thing is that you can compare to british cycling. Earlier the riders were serious but when Team Sky came along the started marginal gains. The team learned the riders what to eat and when. They even prepared the food and stocked up the freezer.

The riders where told to relax as much as possibly and that means when you don't stand when you can sit. You don't sit when you can lay down. You don't go shopping but you send the wife You don't take the wife and kids to the beach you stay home and relax and train.

Funny enough after that GB started to get riders like Cavendish, Wiggins and Froome. Won the Tour de France 2 years in a row and dominate a sport they never was a factor in.

If footballers lived by the same rules we wouldn't hear about drinking in Dubai and not enough training, because you just don't drink and you keep your self relax and in form.

If the players don't change their attitude the only thing that will work is somebody asking players to run until the sun is black as punishment. Get Moyes he will be on the market soon anyway
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Ronald Koeman on 17:38 - Mar 11 with 2217 viewsRancid

That's the second time I've read 'Get Moyes' on here this week.

C'mon let's get real is it.As much as we love our club there's no way on earth that Moyes would choose Swansea after United.
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Ronald Koeman on 17:42 - Mar 11 with 2208 viewscoolair

Ronald Koeman on 17:38 - Mar 11 by Rancid

That's the second time I've read 'Get Moyes' on here this week.

C'mon let's get real is it.As much as we love our club there's no way on earth that Moyes would choose Swansea after United.


English is not my first language so maybe I didn't make it clear it was a joke to get Moyes.
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Ronald Koeman on 17:46 - Mar 11 with 2199 viewsRancid

Ronald Koeman on 17:42 - Mar 11 by coolair

English is not my first language so maybe I didn't make it clear it was a joke to get Moyes.


Insert a laughing smiley and it'll discourage thick c***s like me from commenting then.
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Ronald Koeman on 17:53 - Mar 11 with 2178 viewsDewi1jack

Ronald Koeman on 17:38 - Mar 11 by Rancid

That's the second time I've read 'Get Moyes' on here this week.

C'mon let's get real is it.As much as we love our club there's no way on earth that Moyes would choose Swansea after United.


If Moyes is sacked and can't get a job, he'll manage Wrexham rather than sign on.
Get real?
The saying "Beggars can't be choosers" ring any bells?
Not that I'd want Moyes as manager. Don't rate him and think Yernited made the wrong choice.
Glad they did though. Hope Moyes takes them down further.
Is Rudolph a big enough man to admit he fuked up to all the plastic supporters they have?
Hopefully not and backs Moyes for 3 or 4 years

If you wake up breathing, thats a good start to your day and you'll make many thousands of people envious.

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Ronald Koeman on 17:55 - Mar 11 with 2175 viewsicecoldjack

When Martinez was here as a player he taught a few how to change habits, teetotal as a player and a manager i beleive.
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Ronald Koeman on 17:57 - Mar 11 with 2173 viewsRancid

Ronald Koeman on 17:53 - Mar 11 by Dewi1jack

If Moyes is sacked and can't get a job, he'll manage Wrexham rather than sign on.
Get real?
The saying "Beggars can't be choosers" ring any bells?
Not that I'd want Moyes as manager. Don't rate him and think Yernited made the wrong choice.
Glad they did though. Hope Moyes takes them down further.
Is Rudolph a big enough man to admit he fuked up to all the plastic supporters they have?
Hopefully not and backs Moyes for 3 or 4 years


If Moyes is sacked you'll have hundreds of clubs wanting him.Spurs for one atm.Moyes wouldn't come here.
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Ronald Koeman on 18:51 - Mar 11 with 2097 viewsMattG

Ronald Koeman on 17:57 - Mar 11 by Rancid

If Moyes is sacked you'll have hundreds of clubs wanting him.Spurs for one atm.Moyes wouldn't come here.


Maybe not but, playing style aside, his "achievements" at Everton - consistent top half finishes, working to a budget - make him a much better fit for a Club like us than he ever was for United.
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Ronald Koeman on 20:03 - Mar 11 with 2033 viewsDewi1jack

Ronald Koeman on 18:51 - Mar 11 by MattG

Maybe not but, playing style aside, his "achievements" at Everton - consistent top half finishes, working to a budget - make him a much better fit for a Club like us than he ever was for United.


I think you'll find that Moyes spent a fair bit at Everton.
Not the money Yernited will let him spend on a player, but still spent a fair bit during the transfer windows.

If you wake up breathing, thats a good start to your day and you'll make many thousands of people envious.

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Ronald Koeman on 20:31 - Mar 11 with 2008 viewsMattG

Ronald Koeman on 20:03 - Mar 11 by Dewi1jack

I think you'll find that Moyes spent a fair bit at Everton.
Not the money Yernited will let him spend on a player, but still spent a fair bit during the transfer windows.


Agree with all of that but still think what he did at Everton was in no way a perfect foundation for the combination of big money to spend and massive, possibly unrealistic expectations that he has had to deal with at United.
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Ronald Koeman on 21:50 - Mar 11 with 1960 viewsScoobyWho

Best non story of the week.

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Ronald Koeman on 22:41 - Mar 11 with 1839 viewsjacktar

Why the f@ck are we talking about David Moyes FFS. I thought the thread was about Ronald Koeman. Frankly, I think we need neither here.

We shouldn't all be tarred with the same brush you know!

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Ronald Koeman on 23:41 - Mar 11 with 1804 viewsJJJack

Ronald Koeman on 14:52 - Mar 11 by icecoldjack

All this speculation..

Why cant somebody ask our roving reporter from Holland (van zweden) what is going on ?

Surely the answer will then be in print within a matter of hours ?

Bottom line for me is that i beleive our board have a problem dealing with high calibre people like Sousa and Laudrup and are much more comfortable with certain types of character like Martinez and Brenda,people that are more use to saying the right things to board members and making them feel part of the football side while also blowing a bit of sunsine up the arse now and again.

Thats just my opinion by the way!

Cant see rRonald doing too much of that if im honest but looks like he is off to a good start!

In many ways the Laudrup situation mirrored the Sousa situation, talk of training not being up to standard etc,etc . Ive often felt that perhaps there is a different mind set abroad to what a footballers responsibilities are in terms of maintaining fitness and living the correct lifestyle . Wilf Bony running on the beach in his spare time is an example of this maybe ?

A few seasons back when chico joined,he was the fittest player in the pre season beep test, followed if memory serves me well by Rangel,bessone and another import(somebody can correct me here as im not 100% sure)

That tells me that fitness abroad is maybe more of a responsibility to the player rather than the coach running them around the field a hundred times.

Bearing this in mind a performance review should be done to asses exactly where our problems lie in 4,5 yrs we have had 3 coaches where only one was deemed good enough by the players,he was brought up in the British game and perhaps had a better understanding of how things are done in this country .

Will the club go abroad next ? id like to think so but im thinking they will look for the next Brenden myself .

Somebody with a top reputation as a British coach as opposed to a top manager is how i think they will go.

The swans have often tended to go a bit under the radar with managers too, not often picking the names on the betting list .

I think Ronald would be a decent choice but it doesnt take a rocket scientist to work out that anyone who takes the job will put in a call to Laudrup and will also be weary of the influence of Monk and some senior players.
[Post edited 11 Mar 2014 14:55]


Some good points but in general a non-sensical post. It matters not what nationality a Manager is, moreso what calibre he is so why talk about "going abroad" and spoil your thread by making childish comments about Rodgers and Martinez (hang on isn't he Spanish anyway....?!?) Look at the records of Martinez/Rodgers v. Sousa and Laudrup and frankly they compare favourably all things considered. Yes Sousa has won the league with Videoton and Cup. Yes Laudrup won the COC with us and the League in Denmark a couple of times. But Rodgers won promotion with us and did superbly in 2011-12. He has improved Liverpool to title contenders from being 7th and 8th before he arrived without spending big bucks. He has managed less than 6 seasons in total. Martinez has managed now for 7yrs and despite a relegation he has done extremely well, winning a league, 8th in the CCC the season after. Won the FA Cup with Wigan, done well so far at Everton.
Of course you are right about British players' unprofessionalism but if, as a Manager, you can't adapt to this culture then don't bother working in the UK! Sousa's idea of team-bonding was to get the strippers in! Really professional that, eh?!
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Ronald Koeman on 09:03 - Mar 12 with 1740 viewsDevz00

So this has come from JVZ then -

The Premier League club’s director John van Zweden confirmed to Voetbal International that they had been approached by Guido Albers, Ronald Koeman’s agent.

Zweden said, “Albers indeed approached with the question of whether Koeman was a suitable candidate for Swansea.”

“I passed on the number of the agent to Huw Jenkins and whether there has been any contact I really do not know. I know that the club is very pleased with Garry Monk.”

http://www.football-oranje.com/swansea-confirm-koemans-approach/?

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Ronald Koeman on 11:35 - Mar 12 with 1657 viewsSwanjack10

Ronald Koeman on 15:51 - Mar 11 by lovejuicejack

Koeman is far far to ugly to get the job, I mean ffs mun.


I agree, he looks like a simpson on roids and a chipshop diet, his head makes big sams look like a ping pong ball

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Ronald Koeman on 19:14 - Mar 12 with 1574 viewsnyc_swans

seems like a good manager, but i'd rather the board seek out prospects as opposed to vice versa. it's a little odd to have somebody throw their hat in like this. it almost seems desperate.
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Ronald Koeman on 19:19 - Mar 12 with 1564 viewsPhil_S

Ronald Koeman on 16:20 - Feb 10 by Brynmill_Jack

Still, nice to see professionals of that calibre asking US for an interview. Heady days!


He didnt contact us - his agent did...

Although according to Mr K himself “I don’t think it will all happen so quickly. I think it will be April or May before I can clarify anything about my future. At this stage, there’s no contact with Swansea City.”

So basically its a nothing article?

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Ronald Koeman on 19:20 - Mar 12 with 1563 viewsDull1Thomas

Ronald Koeman on 14:56 - Feb 10 by Far_Post

Would be in the same bracket as Laudrup in terms of management style I would guess so Huw and the rest of the board would probably have their concerns in offering the job to Koeman.

Monk can offer us much needed stability until the end of the season i would suggest and then a decision can be made on the managers job for the longer term.


except he's taken Feyenoord (big club with fairly small finances) to 2nd and 3rd in their league currently 4th.
Connections within Holland and across Europe at a high standard.
If he'd have Garry Monk as his senior coach I'd move heaven and earth to get him.

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Ronald Koeman on 19:22 - Mar 12 with 1556 viewsLiam12345

would be very happy if he came in with monk as the assistant as mentioned has ties in lots of places

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Ronald Koeman on 07:41 - Mar 13 with 1481 viewsWhiterockin

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26554276
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Ronald Koeman on 07:48 - Mar 13 with 1471 viewsjacksinceever

Ronald Koeman on 17:38 - Mar 11 by Rancid

That's the second time I've read 'Get Moyes' on here this week.

C'mon let's get real is it.As much as we love our club there's no way on earth that Moyes would choose Swansea after United.


Too much of a step up from Manure to Swans eh?
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