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your worst dale eleven 12:57 - Jan 19 with 13013 viewsgibraltar_dale

Not sure if this has been done on here before but its Sunday and I've got nout to do so here goes..

Kenny arthur

Gary brown. Simon coleman. Neil trotman. Mike simpkins

Lee cartwright brisco jesus obadeye



Iyesden christie. Sako.
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your worst dale eleven on 15:38 - Jan 19 with 2901 viewsR17ALE

These are always more fun that best XI's!

Chris Clarke

Simon Copeland John Pender Simon Gibson Peter Hampton

Mark Bailey, Andy Farrell, Chris Lee, John Hudson

Mark Leonard Vernon Allatt

Sub: John Ryan!

I think Hyde would beat that lot!
[Post edited 19 Jan 2014 16:12]

Poll: Who do you think bury should appoint as their next manager?

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your worst dale eleven on 16:34 - Jan 19 with 2818 viewsThe_DJ

Jimmy Seal
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your worst dale eleven on 16:43 - Jan 19 with 2793 views49thseason

And not lets forget the following great talents who wasted our time and money:
Bergkamp
Barker
Boardman
Coleman
Carter
Christie
Comyn Platt
Craney
Curran
Simon Davies
Dickens
Dickinson
Durkan
Eccleston
Goodhind
Richard Green
Hackney
Derek Hall
Hildersley
Hodges
Jaszczun
Mark Jones
Leighton McGivern
Ernie Moss
Kangana Ndiwa
Newey
Sako
James Spencer
Tait
Wayne Thomas
Trotman
Twaddle
Stephen Vaughan
Paul Weller
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your worst dale eleven on 16:50 - Jan 19 with 2776 viewsNewbury_Dale

Good list but you forgot Andy Morris surely?
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your worst dale eleven on 16:55 - Jan 19 with 2770 viewsYadHoDale

Dickens
**
Cavanagh (J)
Trainer
Balkestein
Hudson (J)
**
Brisco
Keltie
**
Barnes-Homer
Shaw
Young (A)
Mossman
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your worst dale eleven on 17:03 - Jan 19 with 2753 views442Dale

your worst dale eleven on 16:43 - Jan 19 by 49thseason

And not lets forget the following great talents who wasted our time and money:
Bergkamp
Barker
Boardman
Coleman
Carter
Christie
Comyn Platt
Craney
Curran
Simon Davies
Dickens
Dickinson
Durkan
Eccleston
Goodhind
Richard Green
Hackney
Derek Hall
Hildersley
Hodges
Jaszczun
Mark Jones
Leighton McGivern
Ernie Moss
Kangana Ndiwa
Newey
Sako
James Spencer
Tait
Wayne Thomas
Trotman
Twaddle
Stephen Vaughan
Paul Weller


While not brilliant, the following were not in the terrible category:
Coleman, Hall, Hildersley, Moss (he definitely did a job at the end of that awful season), Spencer.

Poll: Greatest Ever Dale Game

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your worst dale eleven on 17:13 - Jan 19 with 2734 viewspnc4eva1

your worst dale eleven on 16:43 - Jan 19 by 49thseason

And not lets forget the following great talents who wasted our time and money:
Bergkamp
Barker
Boardman
Coleman
Carter
Christie
Comyn Platt
Craney
Curran
Simon Davies
Dickens
Dickinson
Durkan
Eccleston
Goodhind
Richard Green
Hackney
Derek Hall
Hildersley
Hodges
Jaszczun
Mark Jones
Leighton McGivern
Ernie Moss
Kangana Ndiwa
Newey
Sako
James Spencer
Tait
Wayne Thomas
Trotman
Twaddle
Stephen Vaughan
Paul Weller


forgot to mention

Paul Sparrow
Paul Williams

up the dale
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your worst dale eleven on 17:41 - Jan 19 with 2715 viewsSuddenLad

your worst dale eleven on 17:03 - Jan 19 by 442Dale

While not brilliant, the following were not in the terrible category:
Coleman, Hall, Hildersley, Moss (he definitely did a job at the end of that awful season), Spencer.


Ronnie Hildersley and Ernie Moss most definitely should NOT be on that list. Moss was exemplary in his time at Dale. We would have been a lot more bedraggled without him. His 'old head' helped us on numerous occasions.

“It is easier to fool people, than to convince them that they have been fooled”

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your worst dale eleven on 20:38 - Jan 19 with 2647 views49thseason

your worst dale eleven on 17:41 - Jan 19 by SuddenLad

Ronnie Hildersley and Ernie Moss most definitely should NOT be on that list. Moss was exemplary in his time at Dale. We would have been a lot more bedraggled without him. His 'old head' helped us on numerous occasions.


Your memory must be much better than mine then... mind you most people's memorys are! So much dross so few diamonds.
Hildersley 16 games 0 goals http://clarkechroniclersfootballers.blogspot.co.uk/2010/07/79-ronnie-hildersley.
Moss 10 games 2 goals
http://clarkechroniclersfootballers.blogspot.co.uk/2010/08/120-ernie-moss.html
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your worst dale eleven on 21:08 - Jan 19 with 2619 viewsDaley_Lama

Worst ever, any position played

1. Kangana Ndiwa
2. Simon Copeland

There is a big gap between 1st and 2nd and Copeland was absolutely gash.

Poll: DF in or out

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your worst dale eleven on 21:22 - Jan 19 with 2591 viewsR17ALE

There is an alternative version to this. Name your worst Barrow XI

Key

Fensome Pender Lydiate Dowell

Bailey Farrell Stoker Bryson

Leonard Carter

And to think Leonard was top earner on £900 a week in 1997ish is scary. He applied for Barrow's job the day after Barrow was sacked, and was aghast when he was advised not to cancel his planned holiday! What a cheek!

Poll: Who do you think bury should appoint as their next manager?

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your worst dale eleven on 21:24 - Jan 19 with 2582 viewsjudd

your worst dale eleven on 21:22 - Jan 19 by R17ALE

There is an alternative version to this. Name your worst Barrow XI

Key

Fensome Pender Lydiate Dowell

Bailey Farrell Stoker Bryson

Leonard Carter

And to think Leonard was top earner on £900 a week in 1997ish is scary. He applied for Barrow's job the day after Barrow was sacked, and was aghast when he was advised not to cancel his planned holiday! What a cheek!


Andy Barlow was the worst full back we ever had.

EVER, the fat biffo tvvat.

Poll: What is it to be then?

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your worst dale eleven on 21:25 - Jan 19 with 2581 views49thseason

your worst dale eleven on 21:22 - Jan 19 by R17ALE

There is an alternative version to this. Name your worst Barrow XI

Key

Fensome Pender Lydiate Dowell

Bailey Farrell Stoker Bryson

Leonard Carter

And to think Leonard was top earner on £900 a week in 1997ish is scary. He applied for Barrow's job the day after Barrow was sacked, and was aghast when he was advised not to cancel his planned holiday! What a cheek!


Thankfully my mind had blocked out the players from the Barrowball era
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your worst dale eleven on 21:29 - Jan 19 with 2573 viewsgazdale33

Still playing five a side with Jason anders and he ain't much better now
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your worst dale eleven on 21:34 - Jan 19 with 2565 views49thseason

your worst dale eleven on 21:22 - Jan 19 by R17ALE

There is an alternative version to this. Name your worst Barrow XI

Key

Fensome Pender Lydiate Dowell

Bailey Farrell Stoker Bryson

Leonard Carter

And to think Leonard was top earner on £900 a week in 1997ish is scary. He applied for Barrow's job the day after Barrow was sacked, and was aghast when he was advised not to cancel his planned holiday! What a cheek!


Thankfully my mind had managed to block out most of the players from the Barrowball era, I got a very nasty shock a couple of weeks ago when Barrow turned up on the FLS? to give his post match thoughts at Wigan - I think its PTSD - I now keep getting flashbacks to the worst football in livng memory. The Lance Key air shot from a back pass, the slowest defence in football history, Stoker! Bryson who was decent once in his career but had left his best years way behind, Carter, alias Carthorse, and Leonard, the player (loose term) who made the rest of the team look at least mediocre. Help!

The only cure seems to be a regular dose of the best football ever played by the home team at Spotland. Roll on the Wendies!
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your worst dale eleven on 21:41 - Jan 19 with 2409 viewsTVOS1907

your worst dale eleven on 21:34 - Jan 19 by 49thseason

Thankfully my mind had managed to block out most of the players from the Barrowball era, I got a very nasty shock a couple of weeks ago when Barrow turned up on the FLS? to give his post match thoughts at Wigan - I think its PTSD - I now keep getting flashbacks to the worst football in livng memory. The Lance Key air shot from a back pass, the slowest defence in football history, Stoker! Bryson who was decent once in his career but had left his best years way behind, Carter, alias Carthorse, and Leonard, the player (loose term) who made the rest of the team look at least mediocre. Help!

The only cure seems to be a regular dose of the best football ever played by the home team at Spotland. Roll on the Wendies!


Tbf, the Lance Key air kick was under Docherty's management.

The rest is spot on. And to think, some people stuck up for Barrow regardless.

When I was your age, I used to enjoy the odd game of tennis. Or was it golf?

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your worst dale eleven on 22:20 - Jan 19 with 2374 viewsNewbury_Dale

Matt Dickens

Jason Hardy
Michael Simkins
John Pender
Pim Balkestein

Mark Leonard
Ian Thompstone
Gareth Stoker

Andy Morris
Keith Barker
Kevin Kyle
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your worst dale eleven on 10:14 - Jan 20 with 2288 viewsMIlnrowdale

your worst dale eleven on 22:20 - Jan 19 by Newbury_Dale

Matt Dickens

Jason Hardy
Michael Simkins
John Pender
Pim Balkestein

Mark Leonard
Ian Thompstone
Gareth Stoker

Andy Morris
Keith Barker
Kevin Kyle


Pilkington

Simpkins
Lord kanga (or whatver he is called)
Balkenstein
Trottman

Durkan
Simon Davies

Sako
Christie
Tait
Buggie
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your worst dale eleven on 11:00 - Jan 20 with 2269 viewsmaybee

Crikey...could do a very long list on this one....many of the bad 'uns have been listed, but some have escaped.

In no particular order

Ged Keegan
Paul Heaton
Jason anders
Chris Lee
Billy Boslem (just had to include him...sadly, not many on here will be old enough to remember the comedy he provided)
Simon Copeland
Paul Sparrow
Kieran Durkin
Mark Leonard (has been mentioned before, but surely one of the worst big money players ever? and we signed him twice!!!)
Les Lawrence
Paul Tait (arrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!)
Peter Hampton
John Pender
Alan Young



Enough.....m.u.s.t. l.i.e. d.o.w.n.......
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your worst dale eleven on 12:14 - Jan 20 with 2229 viewsLondondale

your worst dale eleven on 11:00 - Jan 20 by maybee

Crikey...could do a very long list on this one....many of the bad 'uns have been listed, but some have escaped.

In no particular order

Ged Keegan
Paul Heaton
Jason anders
Chris Lee
Billy Boslem (just had to include him...sadly, not many on here will be old enough to remember the comedy he provided)
Simon Copeland
Paul Sparrow
Kieran Durkin
Mark Leonard (has been mentioned before, but surely one of the worst big money players ever? and we signed him twice!!!)
Les Lawrence
Paul Tait (arrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!)
Peter Hampton
John Pender
Alan Young



Enough.....m.u.s.t. l.i.e. d.o.w.n.......


Can't really speak about pre-2000 players as I've only been watching since then. But my team would be (and there are some absolute shockers here - imagine the scoreline if they played the current team!)

Gibson

Goodhind
Boardman
Trotman/Balkstein
Simpkins

Ged Brannan
Lord N'Diwa Kangana
Neil Brisco

Marcus Richardson
Mathew Barnes Homer
Paul Tait

1. Keith Barker
2. Roland Bergkamp
3. Christie
4. Simon Coleman
5. Lee McEvilly the third time round when he was fookin huge
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your worst dale eleven on 12:19 - Jan 20 with 2222 viewsLondondale

Possibly the funniest career of all time:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kangana_Ndiwa

The comment from Worthing's manager is fantastic!
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your worst dale eleven on 13:12 - Jan 20 with 2191 viewsTomRAFC

Most of my choices have been mentioned on here,

Except for the horror that was Shaun Smith!

Poll: Would you have Keith Hill back?

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your worst dale eleven on 17:35 - Jan 20 with 2136 viewsLGC_Dale

Too much choice given the years of watching

Key
Fensome,Trottman,Jordan,Hardy
Lydiate,Bryson,Stoker,Hodges
Carter,Leonard
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your worst dale eleven on 17:46 - Jan 20 with 2118 viewsDaley_Lama

Huraah for a mention of Lee Hodges.

The biggest flop we have had, I reckon.

Poll: DF in or out

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your worst dale eleven on 18:39 - Jan 20 with 2091 viewsNewbury_Dale

There have been worse fullbacks than Andy Fensome surely ?
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