| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears 08:54 - Sep 13 with 8434 views | Konk |
In W12, the crowds are gathering, there’s a buzz of expectation in the air. Those old enough to remember the long-anticipated visits of Matthews, Finney, Greaves or Haynes will recognise the palpable sense of excitement as the wait is almost over.
Unfortunately I’ll be a couple of miles away watching Dimitar Berbatov wander around the Craven Cottage centre circle, miming a man engaged in an epic strop, but I would dearly love to be at Loftus Road to witness the phenomenal talent and finesse of the Blyth Beanpole, the Blyth Barrier, the Great Wall of Blyth, the man known simply as Big Dan Burn. Don’t forget to get there early to watch him warming-up and to give yourself a chance of bagging the future England captain’s autograph for the grandkids. I'm putting £3 on a clean sheet for Blues. Lump on. Fill your boots. None shall pass.
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 09:00 - Sep 13 with 6110 views | Hayesender |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 09:02 - Sep 13 with 6102 views | Pommyhoop |
AJ will beat him from a standing start ,hang in the air snd direct a bullet header in the top right hand corner.From a cross from SWP..  |  |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 09:04 - Sep 13 with 6092 views | Mytch_QPR |
There will be a few Brummie accents around West London on Saturday. Will Dan 'The Leg End' Burn be able to cope with Adel's step overs?
(more to the point: will Adel get a game?) |  |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 09:09 - Sep 13 with 6073 views | Pommyhoop |
That reminds me ,got to sort out my Fantasy team .Sturridge might be injured. Remy get your boots on son ,your in... | |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 09:39 - Sep 13 with 6005 views | TheBlob |
Crash and Burn more like.Never send a kid to do a man's job,he could be mentally scarred for life. |  |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 10:53 - Sep 13 with 5866 views | Konk |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 09:39 - Sep 13 by TheBlob |
Crash and Burn more like.Never send a kid to do a man's job,he could be mentally scarred for life. |
On the contrary, Blob. You’ll be shaking your head when you see what this boy can do. He’s unbreachable. I can see the headlines now:
THE TOWERING IN-FORM-BURNO
QPR’S PROMOTION CHARGE HALTED BY THE COLOSSUS OF BLYTH
BURN, BABY, BURN, BIG DAN’S ON FIRE | |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 11:07 - Sep 13 with 5824 views | JonDoeman |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 10:53 - Sep 13 by Konk |
On the contrary, Blob. You’ll be shaking your head when you see what this boy can do. He’s unbreachable. I can see the headlines now:
THE TOWERING IN-FORM-BURNO
QPR’S PROMOTION CHARGE HALTED BY THE COLOSSUS OF BLYTH
BURN, BABY, BURN, BIG DAN’S ON FIRE |
BDB has had a result , AJ isn't fit, and he might have a lame donkey to dominate!!!! |  |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 11:53 - Sep 13 with 5731 views | adhoc_qpr |
Surely the big question is - will Jol start with Berba, Bent, Taraabt and Ruiz in potentially the laziest forward line the prem has ever seen? |  | | |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 12:09 - Sep 13 with 5678 views | Konk |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 11:53 - Sep 13 by adhoc_qpr |
Surely the big question is - will Jol start with Berba, Bent, Taraabt and Ruiz in potentially the laziest forward line the prem has ever seen? |
Berba seems to play defensive midfield these days. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised to see him playing sweeper tomorrow. Or having a go in goal.
Zamora might bully Young Big Dan Burn - I hope he doesn't allow himself to get pushed around. Be strong, Dan. Be strong. | |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 12:22 - Sep 13 with 5653 views | TacticalR |
Konk, it's time to forget your dreams of discussions of European philosophy in the bookshop with Berba and get yerself down to Loftus Road to watch Big Dan. You know you want to. |  |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 12:25 - Sep 13 with 5640 views | adhoc_qpr |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 12:09 - Sep 13 by Konk |
Berba seems to play defensive midfield these days. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised to see him playing sweeper tomorrow. Or having a go in goal.
Zamora might bully Young Big Dan Burn - I hope he doesn't allow himself to get pushed around. Be strong, Dan. Be strong. |
Zamora couldn't bully a new born kitten these days...
I'd love to see Berba playing sweeper! | | | |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 12:32 - Sep 13 with 5610 views | Konk |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 12:22 - Sep 13 by TacticalR |
Konk, it's time to forget your dreams of discussions of European philosophy in the bookshop with Berba and get yerself down to Loftus Road to watch Big Dan. You know you want to. |
I would love to see BDB, but the desire to watch Berbatov flapping his arms about in our centre-circle is just too strong. I'll sit up for the Football league show highlights.
I’m going to try and get this one going tomorrow. Listen out for it on MOTD or when we’re on the telly at Saints in a few weeks. It’s to the tune of the Fame theme song. It’s gonna be mega.
Remember his name (Dan!)
His boots are made of black leather
He’s the colossus of Blyth (Blyth!)
I feel it coming together
People will see him and cry (Dan!)
He’s gonna make it to Wembley
Lift up the cup, boss the game (Dan!)
He’s gonna captain his country
Baby, remember his name
Bigdanburn, Bigdanburn, Bigdanburn, Bigdanburn,
Bigdanburn, Bigdanburn, Bigdanburn, Bigdanburn,
I think we can agree this is easily the best football song ever. And not at all camp. | |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 12:58 - Sep 13 with 5531 views | TacticalR |
Surely a Fulham anthem for years to come?
Berba's hand flapping is probably a sophisticated part of the European game that we are too simple to interpret. | |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 13:00 - Sep 13 with 5529 views | hoof_hearted |
We care about you Konk. Come out of the closet. You know you where you want to be on Saturday so be true to yourself. Just come out and tell the world you're an R. Shout it loud and proud. It's acceptable in this day and age.
Tell your mum first as she'll be more understanding and then she can tell your dad. Best not let them find out the hard way, by overhearing intimate conversations about Clint being great at the back and Zamora being solid in the box.
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 13:10 - Sep 13 with 5498 views | toboboly |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 12:32 - Sep 13 by Konk |
I would love to see BDB, but the desire to watch Berbatov flapping his arms about in our centre-circle is just too strong. I'll sit up for the Football league show highlights.
I’m going to try and get this one going tomorrow. Listen out for it on MOTD or when we’re on the telly at Saints in a few weeks. It’s to the tune of the Fame theme song. It’s gonna be mega.
Remember his name (Dan!)
His boots are made of black leather
He’s the colossus of Blyth (Blyth!)
I feel it coming together
People will see him and cry (Dan!)
He’s gonna make it to Wembley
Lift up the cup, boss the game (Dan!)
He’s gonna captain his country
Baby, remember his name
Bigdanburn, Bigdanburn, Bigdanburn, Bigdanburn,
Bigdanburn, Bigdanburn, Bigdanburn, Bigdanburn,
I think we can agree this is easily the best football song ever. And not at all camp. |
I now hope that we sign Dan Burn purely to sing this  |  |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 13:28 - Sep 13 with 5451 views | Konk |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 13:00 - Sep 13 by hoof_hearted |
We care about you Konk. Come out of the closet. You know you where you want to be on Saturday so be true to yourself. Just come out and tell the world you're an R. Shout it loud and proud. It's acceptable in this day and age.
Tell your mum first as she'll be more understanding and then she can tell your dad. Best not let them find out the hard way, by overhearing intimate conversations about Clint being great at the back and Zamora being solid in the box.
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It’s not an R thing — it’s purely excitement about seeing BDB kick a football for the first time. I feel like a kid again and I’m not even going to the game. That’s what Dan’s doing for English football. If I were going to the match, then I’d spend the afternoon in the front row of the School End Upper, holding up a handmade poster featuring a picture of Dan scoring the winner against Brentford at Wembley (to inspire him when he came up for corners) and the words:
B I G DA N B URN
ENGLANDSNUMBER6
I'm gonna glue some glitter onto it too. Make it special, like. I have shamelessly nicked the banner idea from Chelsea. COYW. COBDB. [Post edited 13 Sep 2013 13:30]
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 13:30 - Sep 13 with 5440 views | isawqpratwcity |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 13:28 - Sep 13 by Konk |
It’s not an R thing — it’s purely excitement about seeing BDB kick a football for the first time. I feel like a kid again and I’m not even going to the game. That’s what Dan’s doing for English football. If I were going to the match, then I’d spend the afternoon in the front row of the School End Upper, holding up a handmade poster featuring a picture of Dan scoring the winner against Brentford at Wembley (to inspire him when he came up for corners) and the words:
B I G DA N B URN
ENGLANDSNUMBER6
I'm gonna glue some glitter onto it too. Make it special, like. I have shamelessly nicked the banner idea from Chelsea. COYW. COBDB. [Post edited 13 Sep 2013 13:30]
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Glitter? Oh, dear. |  |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 13:37 - Sep 13 with 5416 views | Konk |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 13:30 - Sep 13 by isawqpratwcity |
Glitter? Oh, dear. |
What the fu ck’s wrong with glitter? There's not a piece of art in the world that couldn't be improved with some copydex glue and a generous sprinkling of glitter. And that's the truth. | |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 13:40 - Sep 13 with 5407 views | toboboly |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 13:37 - Sep 13 by Konk |
What the fu ck’s wrong with glitter? There's not a piece of art in the world that couldn't be improved with some copydex glue and a generous sprinkling of glitter. And that's the truth. |
And pasta, adds gravitas. | |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 14:48 - Sep 13 with 5301 views | Jeff |
No bigger than A4 size though, Art needs to be portable and difficult to read these days.
i hope that you also fail to prepare for the poster, so it looks like this:
BIG DAN BUR
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 14:48 - Sep 13 with 5289 views | derbyhoop |
Nurse - he's been drinking again. |  |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 14:52 - Sep 13 with 5275 views | TheBlob |
Konk,I've seen cheese turn quicker than Dan. | |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 15:01 - Sep 13 with 5257 views | Konk |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 14:52 - Sep 13 by TheBlob |
Konk,I've seen cheese turn quicker than Dan. |
I say you're bluffing. I say you've never seen him turn. I say he turns like a pint of milk left out in the sun...in Bahrain (to continue the dairy theme). | |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 15:06 - Sep 13 with 5248 views | SonofNorfolt |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 15:01 - Sep 13 by Konk |
I say you're bluffing. I say you've never seen him turn. I say he turns like a pint of milk left out in the sun...in Bahrain (to continue the dairy theme). |
During a WC finals year? (I know it's in Qatar, but poetic licence and all that) |  | | |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 17:53 - Sep 13 with 5100 views | FredManRave |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 10:53 - Sep 13 by Konk |
On the contrary, Blob. You’ll be shaking your head when you see what this boy can do. He’s unbreachable. I can see the headlines now:
THE TOWERING IN-FORM-BURNO
QPR’S PROMOTION CHARGE HALTED BY THE COLOSSUS OF BLYTH
BURN, BABY, BURN, BIG DAN’S ON FIRE |
BOUNCING BOBBY'S A DAN BUSTER |  |
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