| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc 12:32 - Jun 6 with 1928 views | RAFC1907 |
If any of you require any work doing either gardening, carpets, or house cleaning then please get in touch, no job too big nor too small, friendly, cheap and reliable services to you all fellow Rochdale fans. |  |
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| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 12:41 - Jun 6 with 1904 views | judd |
Carpets ?
In Rochdale?*
*standard get in there before our resident bury comediennes. |  |
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| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 13:50 - Jun 6 with 1807 views | D_Alien |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 12:41 - Jun 6 by judd |
Carpets ?
In Rochdale?*
*standard get in there before our resident bury comediennes. |
Fairly quiet today
They must be out donkeystoning whilst the sun's out |  |
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| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 13:59 - Jun 6 with 1788 views | BigDaveMyCock |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 13:50 - Jun 6 by D_Alien |
Fairly quiet today
They must be out donkeystoning whilst the sun's out |
No, Pops is looking for his GCSE mock results to post on here.
Await brilliant riposte about nobody having GCSEs in Rochdale. | |
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| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 14:17 - Jun 6 with 1769 views | judd |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 13:59 - Jun 6 by BigDaveMyCock |
No, Pops is looking for his GCSE mock results to post on here.
Await brilliant riposte about nobody having GCSEs in Rochdale. |
Your obsessed, BigDave.
Shouldn't you be in the park, shirt off, tracky bottoms tucked into black socks, binging on White Lightning and bullying kids off the swings?
Cue bastards, that were my strereotypical failie on a sunny day observation | |
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| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 15:02 - Jun 6 with 1722 views | BigDaveMyCock |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 14:17 - Jun 6 by judd |
Your obsessed, BigDave.
Shouldn't you be in the park, shirt off, tracky bottoms tucked into black socks, binging on White Lightning and bullying kids off the swings?
Cue bastards, that were my strereotypical failie on a sunny day observation |
Respond to your very good observation of my limited humour by essentially, due to a complete lack of imagination on my part, repeating your words back to you.
Something like, "yeah, I bet that's what you do on a sunny day you faileys."
Cue, can't believe you've sussed my response to everything. | |
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| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 15:15 - Jun 6 with 1695 views | deeplishblue |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 13:59 - Jun 6 by BigDaveMyCock |
No, Pops is looking for his GCSE mock results to post on here.
Await brilliant riposte about nobody having GCSEs in Rochdale. |
Wouldn't like to clean Pop's carpet.......not the bit near his computer anyway. |  |
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| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 15:41 - Jun 6 with 1663 views | judd |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 15:02 - Jun 6 by BigDaveMyCock |
Respond to your very good observation of my limited humour by essentially, due to a complete lack of imagination on my part, repeating your words back to you.
Something like, "yeah, I bet that's what you do on a sunny day you faileys."
Cue, can't believe you've sussed my response to everything. |
I know where there is some quality furniture being turfed out if you want to put it on the worn patch of grassland outside your housing association maisonette if you're interested, BigCock.
Cue: yeah, it will cover up the empty cans and discarded hyperdermics | |
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| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 15:59 - Jun 6 with 1642 views | ChaffRAFC |
RAFC1907 - you have a pm |  |
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| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 16:13 - Jun 6 with 1616 views | BigDaveMyCock |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 15:41 - Jun 6 by judd |
I know where there is some quality furniture being turfed out if you want to put it on the worn patch of grassland outside your housing association maisonette if you're interested, BigCock.
Cue: yeah, it will cover up the empty cans and discarded hyperdermics |
Arrival of annoying little sniffling side-kick PuffDiddy.
"Ignore them Pops they are just jealous"
Cue, discussion between the pair of them of imminent arrival of players who will never sign for Bury. | |
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| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 16:32 - Jun 6 with 1590 views | judd |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 16:13 - Jun 6 by BigDaveMyCock |
Arrival of annoying little sniffling side-kick PuffDiddy.
"Ignore them Pops they are just jealous"
Cue, discussion between the pair of them of imminent arrival of players who will never sign for Bury. |
Blimey, all that work we have saved 'em in pre-empting their predictable mundane banality. They can head off out for a few well deserved Pimms with their Knight in Shining Armour* this evening instead of giving up what might have been lucrative double time in giving us the benefit** of their superiority complexes.
*borrowed, no doubt
**wouldn't be the same without mention of the word | |
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| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 18:14 - Jun 6 with 1515 views | Pops2 |
Little cock seems obsessed with me today. Tells me to do one then cries when i'm not on here. FFS.
Playing golf over your way on Saturday, pm me your address and i'll pop round for a brew if I can get jabs done first. 17th floor isn't it with all the other scummers. | | | |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 20:51 - Jun 6 with 1431 views | Crede |
and whilst we're advertising...
www.rochdaleblinds.com :) | | | |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 21:22 - Jun 6 with 1410 views | Pops2 |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 20:51 - Jun 6 by Crede |
and whilst we're advertising...
www.rochdaleblinds.com :) |
Is it a guide dog shop? | | | |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 21:27 - Jun 6 with 1401 views | BigDaveMyCock |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 16:32 - Jun 6 by judd |
Blimey, all that work we have saved 'em in pre-empting their predictable mundane banality. They can head off out for a few well deserved Pimms with their Knight in Shining Armour* this evening instead of giving up what might have been lucrative double time in giving us the benefit** of their superiority complexes.
*borrowed, no doubt
**wouldn't be the same without mention of the word |
Over 700 posts and we've summarised it in 6 posts.
France this year? | |
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| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 21:40 - Jun 6 with 1385 views | BigDaveMyCock |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 16:32 - Jun 6 by judd |
Blimey, all that work we have saved 'em in pre-empting their predictable mundane banality. They can head off out for a few well deserved Pimms with their Knight in Shining Armour* this evening instead of giving up what might have been lucrative double time in giving us the benefit** of their superiority complexes.
*borrowed, no doubt
**wouldn't be the same without mention of the word |
Must admit, bloody great post.
Take note Pops. | |
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| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 22:49 - Jun 6 with 1334 views | Pops2 |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 21:40 - Jun 6 by BigDaveMyCock |
Must admit, bloody great post.
Take note Pops. |
David, what's all the sucking up to Jug? | | | |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 06:42 - Jun 7 with 1281 views | BigDaveMyCock |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 18:14 - Jun 6 by Pops2 |
Little cock seems obsessed with me today. Tells me to do one then cries when i'm not on here. FFS.
Playing golf over your way on Saturday, pm me your address and i'll pop round for a brew if I can get jabs done first. 17th floor isn't it with all the other scummers. |
This post not strikingly similar to this post?
"I know where there is some quality furniture being turfed out if you want to put it on the worn patch of grassland outside your housing association maisonette if you're interested, BigCock."
Cue: yeah, it will cover up the empty cans and discarded hyperdermics.
Nothing if not predictable eh? | |
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| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 07:28 - Jun 7 with 1266 views | Pops2 |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 06:42 - Jun 7 by BigDaveMyCock |
This post not strikingly similar to this post?
"I know where there is some quality furniture being turfed out if you want to put it on the worn patch of grassland outside your housing association maisonette if you're interested, BigCock."
Cue: yeah, it will cover up the empty cans and discarded hyperdermics.
Nothing if not predictable eh? |
Aye but it is true though isn't it love.
Take a few deep breaths and stop getting so worked up. So emotionally fragile. | | | |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 08:02 - Jun 7 with 1246 views | BigDaveMyCock |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 07:28 - Jun 7 by Pops2 |
Aye but it is true though isn't it love.
Take a few deep breaths and stop getting so worked up. So emotionally fragile. |
There is a statistical conjecture in which it states that if you put a monkey in a room with a type-writer and time was infinite then eventually the monkey would come up with the entire works of Shakespeare. The whole point of this is that although the monkey types randomly, as it has no developed thought process, eventually the sequence of the randomly typed letters would eventually fall into place and replicate the exact works of Shakespeare. The point is that eventually, through persistant randomness, a relatively dumb animal can, by sheer accident, create something great, even if it's unknown to him.
The original hypothesis was going to be you and writing something funny but in the end they went for a monkey and the entire works of Shakespeare.
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| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 08:56 - Jun 7 with 1219 views | judd |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 21:27 - Jun 6 by BigDaveMyCock |
Over 700 posts and we've summarised it in 6 posts.
France this year? |
Yes, France, albeit a different part this time, if the benefits allow. Bit of a bastard having to fly back every fortnight to sign on and let the dogs out for a while, mind.
Hollingworth Lake for yourself, BigDave?
PS - apologies to the OP for hijacking his genuine desire to gain paid employment. | |
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| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 13:47 - Jun 7 with 1136 views | BigDaveMyCock |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 08:56 - Jun 7 by judd |
Yes, France, albeit a different part this time, if the benefits allow. Bit of a bastard having to fly back every fortnight to sign on and let the dogs out for a while, mind.
Hollingworth Lake for yourself, BigDave?
PS - apologies to the OP for hijacking his genuine desire to gain paid employment. |
Went to Loire Valley (Saumur) and St.Emillion near Bordeux last year. It was very nice. Apparently, they're wine regions. Didn't bother us we bought a job lot of White Lightening.
Will they not let you sign on abroad? Bloody Tories eh. | |
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| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 14:04 - Jun 7 with 1122 views | judd |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 13:47 - Jun 7 by BigDaveMyCock |
Went to Loire Valley (Saumur) and St.Emillion near Bordeux last year. It was very nice. Apparently, they're wine regions. Didn't bother us we bought a job lot of White Lightening.
Will they not let you sign on abroad? Bloody Tories eh. |
I don't know if they would let me sign on - I just like coming home in my white capped sleeve Henley top, showing off my tan and tats - Mum and Uncles - to the rest of the estate as we queue up and discuss excuses as to why we cannot accept an agency role in another warehouse unless there's any robbing opportunities. | |
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| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 18:14 - Jun 7 with 1056 views | Pops2 |
| For all Dale fans, Gardening, carpets, house cleaning etc on 14:04 - Jun 7 by judd |
I don't know if they would let me sign on - I just like coming home in my white capped sleeve Henley top, showing off my tan and tats - Mum and Uncles - to the rest of the estate as we queue up and discuss excuses as to why we cannot accept an agency role in another warehouse unless there's any robbing opportunities. |
Must be difficult to rob houses during the day because no one is at work. [Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]
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