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Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas 13:46 - Dec 10 with 4668 views

We're fuked (probably).

If we pick up a handful of points over Xmas, Harry will have done well.

He might be able to work some magic in the transfer window, but with the wages bill of contracted/injured players, dont expect anything other than a couple of loans.

Prepare yourselves for relegation, its highly likely thats where we'll be in May, if not sooner.

Hope we have relegation clauses in the deadwood's contract.

Thats it really. No need for emotional debates, flounces or arguments. Enjoy your festive break with your family, cheer the boys on, meet a few mates, etc. Eat plenty of cheese (obviously).

No spleens need venting on here, just more shots of hot chicks and YouTube clips of banging tunes.

Isnt that right Heather?

ATAF.

Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 13:50 - Dec 10 with 4636 views

Jamie

Bottom at 31st December:

2011/12 - Bolton - 13 points- Relegated
2010/11 - West Ham - 17 points - Relegated
2009/10 - Pompey - 14 Points - Relegated (Administation)
2008/09 - WBA - 18 points - Relegated
2007/08 - Derby - 7 points - Relegated
2006/07 - Watford - 11 points - Relegated
2005/06 - Sunderland - 6 points - Relegated
2004/05 - WBA - 11 points - SURVIVED
2003/04 - Wolves - 14 points - Relegated
2002/03 - West Ham - 16 points - Relegated

So, if we can pick up 4 more points in 2012, we will give ourselves a 10% chance of survival...

Boogie Nights on repeat over Xmas and everything looks better.

Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 14:05 - Dec 10 with 4610 views

pomanjou

Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 13:50 - Dec 10 by Jamie

How many of those teams who were relegated had the financial firepower and management skills of Harry? Still 66 points to play for.

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Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 14:10 - Dec 10 with 4595 views

Jamie

Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 14:05 - Dec 10 by pomanjou
How many of those teams who were relegated had the financial firepower and management skills of Harry? Still 66 points to play for.

The WBA side who survived did so at the expense of 'Arrys Southampton side on a fraction of the budget.

Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 14:12 - Dec 10 with 4583 views

Juzzie

Heather's got more upfront than we have.

Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 14:17 - Dec 10 with 4562 views

WokingR

Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 14:12 - Dec 10 by Juzzie
Heather's got more upfront than we have.

Looks like she only has 2 points to me

Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 14:27 - Dec 10 with 4534 views

TheBlob

I AM calm goddamn it.

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So how was the season for you?

Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 14:35 - Dec 10 with 4523 views

westolian

Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 14:05 - Dec 10 by pomanjou
How many of those teams who were relegated had the financial firepower and management skills of Harry? Still 66 points to play for.

cool, we only need 50% of the points available

I think we could qualify for Europa !

I've found a team sheet for the weekend - anyone interested ?

Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 14:42 - Dec 10 with 4502 views

hoof_hearted

She's lopsided. I've got neck ache.

Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 15:08 - Dec 10 with 4466 views

LOFT67

Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 14:42 - Dec 10 by hoof_hearted
She's lopsided. I've got neck ache.

Lucky you,l just broke me wrist.

Loft67

Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 19:31 - Dec 10 with 4361 views

QPRDave

Fair enough ...Merry Christmas

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Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 19:47 - Dec 10 with 4343 views

Match82

Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 13:50 - Dec 10 by Jamie

Christ, we'd better not pick up 6 points though or we're fecked.

Clearly it's bloody unlikely we'll be out of the relegation zone by christmas, but we could overhaul Reading with one win.

Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 20:28 - Dec 10 with 4309 views

peejaybee

Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 19:31 - Dec 10 by QPRDave
Fair enough ...Merry Christmas [Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]

Whats that blokes name.

If at first you dont succeed, pack up and f**k off home.

Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 22:03 - Dec 10 with 4254 views

QPRDave

Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 20:28 - Dec 10 by peejaybee
Whats that blokes name.

Marty Feldman ?!!!

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Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 22:44 - Dec 10 with 4215 views

ted_hendrix

The way I see It is if we win our next ten games on the trot we will be o.k.
Anyway here's a picture of some rather silly Egyptian slippers.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 22:55 - Dec 10 with 4199 views

QPRDave

Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 22:44 - Dec 10 by ted_hendrix
The way I see It is if we win our next ten games on the trot we will be o.k. Anyway here's a picture of some rather silly Egyptian slippers.

I thought we wanted slappers not slippers!

Real Loftus' guide to keeping calm over Xmas on 23:25 - Dec 10 with 4176 views

TGRRRSSS

Who's the blonde girl?

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