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1001 uses for a retired racist 11:07 - Sep 24 with 1501 views

TheBlob

1.Toilet brush

Edit.

More than was first thought.

[Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]

Poll:

So how was the season for you?

101 uses for a retired racist on 11:08 - Sep 24 with 1496 views

Northernr

2. Keeping disabled parking bays warm for actual disabled people.

101 uses for a retired racist on 11:09 - Sep 24 with 1490 views

ballbag

101 uses for a retired racist on 11:09 - Sep 24 with 1487 views

DaBurgh

101 uses for a retired racist on 11:08 - Sep 24 by Northernr
2. Keeping disabled parking bays warm for actual disabled people.

3. Toilet cleaner in Karachi house of ill repute.

101 uses for a retired racist on 11:11 - Sep 24 with 1476 views

WokingR

101 uses for a retired racist on 11:09 - Sep 24 by ballbag
3.

That's the most impressive butt plug I've seen in ages

All credit to you ballbag

101 uses for a retired racist on 11:12 - Sep 24 with 1468 views

Metallica_Hoop

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

101 uses for a retired racist on 11:15 - Sep 24 with 1453 views

ade_qpr

Elephant ass cleaner

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

101 uses for a retired racist on 11:17 - Sep 24 with 1445 views

Juzzie

101 uses for a retired racist on 11:08 - Sep 24 by Northernr
2. Keeping disabled parking bays warm for actual disabled people.

6. Keeping team mates wives warm until their actual husbands come home.

101 uses for a retired racist on 11:22 - Sep 24 with 1429 views

RBlock

7. Wembley and Stamford Bridge unofficial tour guide?

101 uses for a retired racist on 11:22 - Sep 24 with 1425 views

QPR_10

101 uses for a retired racist on 11:17 - Sep 24 by Juzzie
6. Keeping team mates wives warm until their actual husbands come home.

7. Antons new boot boy, licking them clean

"COME ON YOU SUPERHOOPS"

101 uses for a retired racist on 13:15 - Sep 24 with 1369 views

Brightonhoop

A garden gnome fishing at the garden pond. I'd have to dump the Chinese ones tho...

101 uses for a retired racist on 13:18 - Sep 24 with 1360 views

essextaxiboy

A passenger in my car to the airport

Me ..What made you move out to Essex then ?

Them .. Racist rant all the way to Gatwick .

101 uses for a retired racist on 13:20 - Sep 24 with 1350 views

Northernr

37 - Nicking stuff from Tesco with his mum. They could wait outside and buy fags and booze for young kids as well.

101 uses for a retired racist on 13:24 - Sep 24 with 1327 views

Tonto

72. providing substantial financial aid to bookies.

	Why stop now, just when I'm hating it
Poll:	How was the transfer window for you?

101 uses for a retired racist on 13:26 - Sep 24 with 1321 views

rrrspricey

101 uses for a retired racist on 13:28 - Sep 24 with 1315 views

Pommyhoop

Male model .Modelling the full kit of winners of football cups.Complete with shinpads.For extra fee will mount the winners podium and hold cup aloft.

	http://cdn.meme.am/instances/250x250/55039027.jpg
Poll:	How much should we sell Eze for. What will we get.

101 uses for a retired racist on 13:29 - Sep 24 with 1311 views

ElHoop

91 Going in every day and picking up the apprentices shot on the training ground by your old team mates and taking them to the hospital.

101 uses for a retired racist on 13:38 - Sep 24 with 1302 views

Northernr

93 - Removing the phone from Ashley Cole's arse when Jenas has been too enthusiastic with the initial penetration.

94 - Removing Ashley Cole's nose from John Terry's arse when he's been too enthusiastic with the initial penetration.

101 uses for a retired racist on 13:44 - Sep 24 with 1276 views

johnswiltsqpr

95 - Hanging around park toilets with a WHAM singing pop star collecting donations of an ex england goal keeper.

96 - A test dummy for the thousands of stun guns the police have just had to order.

97 - Pig Feed ala Brick Top from Snatch.