| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 810051 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 00:22 - Oct 12 with 8709 views | Boston |
How did Moses make tea?
Hebrews it. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 00:25 - Oct 12 with 8705 views | Boston |
Y'know why you can never call a pirate?
They leave the phone off the hook. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 14:20 - Oct 12 with 8595 views | Boston |
Winters on its way and I've discovered a quick way to warm up is to stand in a corner...its usually 90 degrees. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:48 - Oct 12 with 8555 views | acricketer |
My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort! | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 17:50 - Oct 12 with 8553 views | acricketer |
My grandfather has the heart of a lion...and a lifetime ban at the zoo. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 17:52 - Oct 12 with 8551 views | acricketer |
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did! | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 18:13 - Oct 14 with 8356 views | Esox_Lucius |
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, & flabbergasted. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 22:31 - Oct 16 with 8204 views | acricketer |
I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays | | | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 22:33 - Oct 16 with 8200 views | acricketer |
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one' | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 22:34 - Oct 16 with 8199 views | acricketer |
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 22:37 - Oct 16 with 8196 views | acricketer |
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.'' | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 22:42 - Oct 16 with 8191 views | acricketer |
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 11:20 - Oct 17 with 8098 views | Esox_Lucius |
I Googled ‘lost medieval servant boy’ and got ‘Page not found.’ | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 14:27 - Oct 19 with 7948 views | Esox_Lucius |
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.
They were determined to make this a real vacation, by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' topless blonde came walking
straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous topless blonde came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them and said 'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.'
'Yes, Father?'
'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'
She replied, 'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen' | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:52 - Oct 20 with 7855 views | acricketer |
A man is getting a checkup.
Doctor: "You have to stop masturbating."
Man: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to examine you." | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 22:30 - Oct 20 with 7837 views | johann28 |
Detroit football having a bad time. Someone says to the scouting guy - look, all you have to do is go abroad, hundreds of great trainable guys, dying to get out ...
Scout says hey ho etc, picks out some guy from Beirut. Looks great, ships him him over - instant sensation, scores, defends, runs, etc; celebrity status, ferrari, gold watch, tv appearances ..
Anyway, the guy rings his mu between shows 'How ya doin' mum?'
Mum: ' oh its you, you fkg bastard. i tell you how i'm doing you fkg kunt, i've got american helicopters overhead 24/7, i've got babies screaming on the street, dogs howling, police shooting people, dad and me cowering in our flat wondering when it;s safe to go out for a pint of milk ..... i'll never never ever forgive you...
For bringing us to Detroit' |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 16:34 - Oct 24 with 7692 views | dontknowitall |
Sad, sad people who are setting off fireworks in the middle of October. One frightened the cat so much it ran up the Christmas tree....... |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 16:58 - Oct 24 with 7673 views | Boston |
Why do blondes in San Francisco not wear mini skirts?
Because their balls show. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:19 - Oct 24 with 7653 views | Boston |
My youngest girl was teaching class and asked a pupil,”how much is a gram?”
He replied that it would depend upon how much she needed. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 15:29 - Oct 25 with 7529 views | Boston |
What’s the difference between a fridge and anal sex?
Fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 10:42 - Oct 26 with 7404 views | Esox_Lucius |
I have invented a new aftershave for men; it's called 'Breadcrumbs'. The birds love it. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 12:45 - Oct 26 with 7376 views | Boston |
| Corny Joke Warning on 10:42 - Oct 26 by Esox_Lucius |
I have invented a new aftershave for men; it's called 'Breadcrumbs'. The birds love it. |
Thanks Esox, since I tried it, I’m top of the pecking order. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 16:48 - Oct 26 with 7316 views | hubble |
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What do you call a messiah with nice eyebrows?
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Tweezers Christ. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:58 - Oct 26 with 7280 views | welwynranger |
| Corny Joke Warning on 22:51 - Aug 17 by BathRanger |
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why. |
There are only 25 letters in the alphabet at Christmas. Because it's noel | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 19:07 - Oct 26 with 7256 views | Boston |
| Corny Joke Warning on 17:58 - Oct 26 by welwynranger |
There are only 25 letters in the alphabet at Christmas. Because it's noel |
Actually I'm mates with 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y. | |
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