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..just seen the attached trailer to 'Walking on sunshine'.
I Never thought i would see a more sickening feces ridden tapestry since 'love actually' no need for hanging serial killers ...simply put them in a sealed room with the end scene of 'love actually' (the airport scene).
listen to the screams,horror and agonising deaths.. choking on their own vomit induced by the sacchrin sweet smugness of this evil parting shot from those wicked,wicked pious cnts Richard curtis, hugh grant and colin firth.
every sinlge uber left wing cliche' nailed in this scene, except for polly toynbee going on a vibrator massacre at the frinton on sea branch of the womens institute.
it was made at the height of tony blairs powers so we should be thankful there isnt any primary school teachers from shoreditch 'empowering' difficult young children through the use of ghb and muscle relaxants.
'walking on sunshine 'seems worse.
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969
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The Worst Film Ever.. on 14:14 - Jun 6 with 3699 views
Spring Breakers. Absolutely no redeeming features. The film equivalent of an anal prolapse. I would rather shove a wire coathanger down my japs eye than watch that film again.
It was so bad it actually made me angry.
Cnts.
ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead
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The Worst Film Ever.. on 15:18 - Jun 6 with 3548 views
Disco, you've been royally done there, mate. That's a very, very good, supremely spot on parody.
Hang on a sec... What?... No, it's a parody. F*** off. It's a parody. ...
It appears it's really real.
Of course, the worst film ever is Sex and the City 2, which is even worse than Love Actually, which no one thought possible, but it is. But this thing may beat even that. Jesus Christ.
The Worst Film Ever.. on 15:21 - Jun 6 by Antti_Heinola
Disco, you've been royally done there, mate. That's a very, very good, supremely spot on parody.
Hang on a sec... What?... No, it's a parody. F*** off. It's a parody. ...
It appears it's really real.
Of course, the worst film ever is Sex and the City 2, which is even worse than Love Actually, which no one thought possible, but it is. But this thing may beat even that. Jesus Christ.
See I can't inlude Sex and the City because I would just refuse to watch it, you KNOW it will be complete and utter dog toffee so I wouldnt put myself through it. Similar to the soon to be aired ITV prgramme 'Ryan Giggs: Diary of a Caretaker Manager' or some such shite. I couldnt watch that and then say it's the worst tv programme ever because it's obvious it would be.
Worst Films Ever, for me, should be films that have attempted to be an original artistic accomplishment and have ended up being a disgrace to the senses.
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ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead
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The Worst Film Ever.. on 15:32 - Jun 6 with 3514 views
I know what you mean, but much as i disliked it, SATC was a great success as a series and actually was pretty original and artistic in its way, and could be quite witty (I've been forced to watch it a lot). But SATC2 was like the four of them and the producers taking a massive dump on their loyal fans, it was unforgivable, racist, sexist bullsh!t of the highest order. And profoundly cynical.
As for films that were awful without while actually trying to be something good, any Richard Curtis film does it for me. I watched the first Police Academy the other day and that was easily one of the worst, unfunniest things I've ever seen in my life.
Titanic. Dreadful nonsense.
Bare bones.
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The Worst Film Ever.. on 15:35 - Jun 6 with 3504 views
They Saved Hitlers Brain. So bad, half was in black and white and the other in colour, half was made in the 1950's and the other in the 60's as an afterthought with different actors.
That and any film with Stallone or Hugh Grant in it.
There aint half been some clever bastards.
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The Worst Film Ever.. on 16:14 - Jun 6 with 3413 views
that one with diane keaton goldie hawn and bette middler. you know the one, where embitterd old hags seek revenge when their husbands go off with young lamb, eschewing the mutton
they all make me want to get out my dormant bone handle chiv and slash prostitutes calf muscles.
or write a letter of complaint to my prison guvnr, here on the beasts wing, gartree HMP.
oh , and anything with 'chuck' norris
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969
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