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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers 00:45 - Oct 27 with 15527 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Phil Stamp
Paddy Kenny
Alan Cork
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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 10:45 - Oct 27 with 5907 viewsAntti_Heinola

Zinedine Zidane
Davor Suker - looked more like Lyle Lovett.

Bare bones.

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 13:05 - Oct 27 with 5853 viewsMrSheen

Uche Ikpeazu - Watford player on loan at Port Vale. Saw him for the first time on the Football League highlights yesterday, getting sent off for diving. Put a helmet on him and send him out for the Dallas Cowboys.

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 13:44 - Oct 27 with 5822 viewsR_from_afar

Terry Mancini - Looked like he should've been selling clocked used Granadas

Taribo West - What to say about him? A colour blind would-be rapper whose sister was training to be an avant-garde hairdresser?

Leon Britton - Looks like a member of Goldie Looking Chain who just had their hair cut for a job interview with the local council

Me - When I turn up at Thursday night football, new players probably think I'm the caretaker of the school we play at. Or someone's cash-strapped dad.

RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 16:33 - Oct 27 with 5753 viewsWallyRanger

Alessandro Pellicori, but unfortunately for us he was a "footballer"
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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 16:35 - Oct 27 with 5748 viewsTonto

Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 13:05 - Oct 27 by MrSheen

Uche Ikpeazu - Watford player on loan at Port Vale. Saw him for the first time on the Football League highlights yesterday, getting sent off for diving. Put a helmet on him and send him out for the Dallas Cowboys.



with all out injuries at the moment, we could do with the help!

Why stop now, just when I'm hating it
Poll: How was the transfer window for you?

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 17:27 - Oct 27 with 5707 viewsBathRanger

Mick Quinn



Dominique Rocheteau (or is it Ritchie Blackmore?)



William Henry Foulke of Sheffield Utd

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 17:30 - Oct 27 with 5705 viewsBathRanger

And of course...

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 17:49 - Oct 27 with 5686 viewsPunteR

Not a footballer but a football manager that doesn't look like a football manager. Gary Monk. I swear he sold me a dishwasher in currys a couple of years back.

Occasional providers of half decent House music.

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 18:00 - Oct 27 with 5669 viewsheadhoops



and


Poll: Remy - can he play in the playoffs - who's opening post is the best?

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 18:15 - Oct 27 with 5664 viewsMrSheen



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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 19:36 - Oct 27 with 5627 viewspaulparker

Greg Downes, looks like he should be working in a local Bicycle shop, helping young boys out with there bicycle chains whilst dishing out wearthers originals



David Mceery looks like a bus driver , the sort who has his 17 year old girlfriend with him as he does his route through various estates



stick a mcalpines donkey jacket on him and he could be tarmacking the roads


And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 20:05 - Oct 27 with 5610 viewsMonahoop

Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 08:53 - Oct 27 by Discodroids

Ian wallace, the old Coventry and Scottish center forward .

A demonic splice of Fanny craddock, Napoleon Dynamite ,Baron Harkonen from' Dune' And 50 shades of ginger.

When working in tandem with Coventrys late 70's brown away kit he looked like the crushed velvet curtains in a Victorian Physicians morning room.

Noel brotherstone, David Armstrong and Jimmy rimmer looked like they worked on the bins


Funny, I always thought that about Rimmer too. Jim Montgomary didn't look like a keeper either, more like Harpo Marx.

Irving Natrass, a most unlikely footballers name. More like a 50's evergreen crooner.

I would love to know what the wonderfully named Victorian footballer Segar Bastard looked like.

There aint half been some clever bastards.

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 20:22 - Oct 27 with 5593 viewsflynnbo

Trevor Hockey looked like Animal from the Muppets and played like one-an animal, I mean. Barry Siddall looked like an accountant. Carlos Valderama looked like..well..not a footballer.
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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 20:41 - Oct 27 with 5577 viewsHadders

Not sure what Puyol looks like, but it`s not a footballer (one of ITV`s Gladiators, perhaps). He has gone in for some unfortunate flashy haircuts recently, but I like how unflashy and modern footballer-like Messi used to look, especially compared to Ronaldo. Harry Kane does look like a footballer, but not a modern one- to me he looks straight out of the era of brylcreem boys on matchstick cards.
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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 20:55 - Oct 27 with 5559 viewsNoDiddley

Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 08:30 - Oct 27 by Dorse

After only 3 replies, the winner of today's Clickbait Award is NoDiddley! He takes home a lifetime supply of Smeckler's Medicated Bruise Lotion and the LFW Trophy of Magnificence.

(Sequinned dancing girls with feather headdresses escort NoDiddley from the stage and into the waiting Camper Van of Triumph. Credits roll, audience clapping. Waving from the window and fade to black)


I thank you!
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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 21:03 - Oct 27 with 5510 viewseastside_r

Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 17:30 - Oct 27 by BathRanger

And of course...



Didn't even look like a footballer when he was on the pitch.
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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 02:10 - Oct 28 with 5428 viewstimcocking

Leighton Baines
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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 12:31 - Oct 28 with 5368 viewsR_from_afar

Letchkov?


Remember this bloke? Ollie said he was the least fit footballer he had ever worked with.


I saw him against Cardiff. He looked like a pillow smuggler. His hair was enviably glossy though. Respect!

And this bloke, another ex-R.


RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 13:00 - Oct 28 with 5347 viewsCopenranger

Could've hostet a childrens show on the telly:



:)
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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 13:28 - Oct 28 with 5323 viewsGloucs_R











Who is the lad, used to play for Wimbledon, who is built like a tank? Looks like a bouncer rather than a footballer.

Found him


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Poll: Are we staying up?

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 14:10 - Oct 28 with 5301 viewsTacticalR



Di Stefano and Puskas nip out of the boozer to win the 1960 European Cup final

Air hostess clique

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 16:03 - Oct 28 with 5250 viewsHoop_Du_Jour

Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 18:00 - Oct 27 by headhoops



and



He's got a pineapple,
on his head

He's got a big pineapple,
on his head!
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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 20:54 - Oct 28 with 5154 viewsNoDiddley

Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 12:31 - Oct 28 by R_from_afar

Letchkov?


Remember this bloke? Ollie said he was the least fit footballer he had ever worked with.


I saw him against Cardiff. He looked like a pillow smuggler. His hair was enviably glossy though. Respect!

And this bloke, another ex-R.


RFA


Got Adam Miller- the other one?
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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 09:37 - Oct 29 with 5080 viewsDannyPaddox



Dave Clements ... from Portadown to New York Cosmos via Everton Wolves and Norn Iron. Later went on to become one half of popular singing duo Mulligan & O'Hare.



Get well soon Bob

edit: I say is the udder one Pat Jennings?

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yes!
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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 12:51 - Oct 29 with 5028 viewsR_from_afar

Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 20:54 - Oct 28 by NoDiddley

Got Adam Miller- the other one?


If you'd blinked, you would've missed him: Generoso "Pantene" Rossi!

Just remembered this guy. Quite a look, not sure how to describe it sympathetically, living as I do in a glass house...



RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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