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If you could be any animal for a day .... 10:42 - Sep 4 with 2098 viewsconnell10

....what it be ? I'd go for a gibbon , I'd climb on top of the Loftus Road stand and watch a game , whilst eating a big bag of monkey nuts!! How long is it until our next game?????

AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!!
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If you could be any animal for a day .... on 10:45 - Sep 4 with 2071 viewsBrianMcCarthy

If I had the wings of a Sparrow,
If had the arse of a Crow,
I'd fly over Chelsea tomorrow
And shit on those bastards below.

Shit on, oh shit on, oh shit on the bastards below...

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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If you could be any animal for a day .... on 15:22 - Sep 4 with 1893 viewsMrSheen

If you could be any animal for a day .... on 10:45 - Sep 4 by BrianMcCarthy

If I had the wings of a Sparrow,
If had the arse of a Crow,
I'd fly over Chelsea tomorrow
And shit on those bastards below.

Shit on, oh shit on, oh shit on the bastards below...


The lifestyle of a crocodile appeals. The lizard metabolism means you only have to eat every three or four days, otherwise a gentle swim then sleep it off the rest of the day.
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If you could be any animal for a day .... on 15:24 - Sep 4 with 1886 viewscolinallcars

The oldest joke ever - I'd be a giraffe, then I could watch QPR for nothing.
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If you could be any animal for a day .... on 15:44 - Sep 4 with 1859 viewsconnell10

If you could be any animal for a day .... on 15:24 - Sep 4 by colinallcars

The oldest joke ever - I'd be a giraffe, then I could watch QPR for nothing.


Like ya angle mate 👍

AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!!
Poll: best number 10 ever?

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If you could be any animal for a day .... on 16:23 - Sep 4 with 1799 viewsBathRanger

About 11 years ago I became a squirrel for a day. Got into the QPR v Leicester game for free...
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If you could be any animal for a day .... on 16:37 - Sep 4 with 1773 viewsA40Bosh

A horse in a Stud Farm.

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If you could be any animal for a day .... on 16:45 - Sep 4 with 1758 viewsWilkinswatercarrier

Pubic louse on Liz Hurley.
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If you could be any animal for a day .... on 21:17 - Sep 4 with 1579 viewsSpaceman_P

As a Cat owner, I actually reckon they have the best life, I'd be quite happy to be a cat.... chilling at home, getting stroked, sleeping a lot, getting fed.

If Cat's were humans, they'd be on the dole forever.
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If you could be any animal for a day .... on 21:27 - Sep 4 with 1571 viewsSunnyVanGo

If you could be any animal for a day .... on 21:17 - Sep 4 by Spaceman_P

As a Cat owner, I actually reckon they have the best life, I'd be quite happy to be a cat.... chilling at home, getting stroked, sleeping a lot, getting fed.

If Cat's were humans, they'd be on the dole forever.


Otter

I would love to be able to swim, dive, gallop and hunt like an otter.
Whiskers, claws, tail rudder, nose, eyes and teeth. Yeah. The lot.

I quite like fish too.
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If you could be any animal for a day .... on 21:45 - Sep 4 with 1532 viewsLblock

The one from The Muppets

Great drummer.....

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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If you could be any animal for a day .... on 08:26 - Sep 5 with 1446 viewsLoftgirl

A sloth. Since I retired, I'm almost there.
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If you could be any animal for a day .... on 08:40 - Sep 5 with 1438 viewsMaggsinho

A cat so I can curl up and sleep all day.
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If you could be any animal for a day .... on 10:16 - Sep 5 with 1383 viewsCateLeBonR

A duck fits the bill for me. They can fly as high as 21000 feet at speeds of up to 60mph, dive as deep as 240 feet, swim without getting wet, go to the pub, walk, dance, lay eggs, they can see things near and far simultaneously, they have abstract thoughts and best of all they can poo on Chelsea fans.
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If you could be any animal for a day .... on 10:19 - Sep 5 with 1363 viewsPlanetHonneywood

If I had to be an animal for a day, then I'd be a goldfish because....err, umm, do you know, I've totally forgotten why!

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If you could be any animal for a day .... on 10:26 - Sep 5 with 1353 viewsGaryHaddock

Platypus.

The only animal that both lays eggs and produces milk so you‘d never be short of custard.

This forum has gone mental recently.
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If you could be any animal for a day .... on 11:04 - Sep 5 with 1301 viewsSK_hoops

A skylark from Warren farm.
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If you could be any animal for a day .... on 12:17 - Sep 5 with 1225 viewsQPunkR

Killer whale. Nothing fcuks with those guys and they have a right sense of humour. They play at pissing off great white sharks for fun, turning em upside down!

Shit but local

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