| Shìt Joke thread..... 21:41 - Nov 20 with 83935 views | Swanjaxs |
My blond 19 year old next door neighbour has just asked me if I know about missing items from her washing line? ...
I nearly shìt her knickers 😮
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 16:26 - May 4 with 2513 views | Swanjaxs |
A guy goes to the doctor.
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual." | |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 16:27 - May 4 with 2507 views | Highjack |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 16:26 - May 4 by Swanjaxs |
A guy goes to the doctor.
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual." |
The doctor told me I have acute hypochondria. I said oh god not that as well. |  |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 16:34 - May 4 with 2488 views | theloneranger |
Two women walking home drunk were busting for the toilet, so they went into a graveyard.
They had no toilet paper, so one woman used her knickers and threw them away. The other used a ribbon from a wreath.
The next day their husbands were talking. One said, "We'd better keep an eye on our wives when they next go out" - "Mine came home without her knickers"
"You think that's bad" said the other, "Mine had a card stuck to her arse saying"
"From all the lads at the fire station, we'll never forget you" ...!! |  |
| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 16:48 - May 4 with 2464 views | jack2jack |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 16:34 - May 4 by theloneranger |
Two women walking home drunk were busting for the toilet, so they went into a graveyard.
They had no toilet paper, so one woman used her knickers and threw them away. The other used a ribbon from a wreath.
The next day their husbands were talking. One said, "We'd better keep an eye on our wives when they next go out" - "Mine came home without her knickers"
"You think that's bad" said the other, "Mine had a card stuck to her arse saying"
"From all the lads at the fire station, we'll never forget you" ...!! |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 17:15 - May 4 with 2440 views | Joe_bradshaw |
Young man goes to pick up his girlfriend for an evening out. He meets her father for the first time and as the conversation progresses the father says “Do you know that Susan has acute angina”?
The boyfriend says “Yeah, lovely tits too”. |  |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 17:44 - May 4 with 2412 views | WarwickHunt |
Guy wanders into a doctor’s surgery...
Yes, what can I do for you?
Err... I dunno.
Well, is there anything wrong with you?
Yeah - I think I’m a moth.
Well, I’m afraid you need to see a psychiatrist.
Oh yeah, I know that.
Well, why did you come in?
Your light was on. |  | | |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 17:55 - May 4 with 2403 views | theloneranger |
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
After 10 years ... Your job will still suck!! | |
| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 23:24 - May 4 with 2300 views | builthjack |
China has a new snack pot It's called Not Poodle. |  |
| Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 01:50 - May 5 with 2277 views | dizietsma |
Policeman: Where were you on the night in question?
Englishman: Upper-Ramsbottom
Welshman: Aye, me too. |  | | |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 03:26 - May 5 with 2263 views | Glyn1 |
MODS PLEASE! For the love of God, please close this down. I've read every one of these and it's doing my head in. Funny, mind. OK, just a few more, I can handle it. |  |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 08:05 - May 5 with 2239 views | dna |
I've just found out who owns Toyah Wilcox's local Chinese restaurant -
"It's a Mr Wee" |  | | |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 09:06 - May 5 with 2217 views | theloneranger |
I saw a sign today that made me p1ss myself.
It said ... "TOILETS CLOSED" | |
| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 12:22 - May 5 with 2181 views | Swanjaxs |
I said to my wife, "I saw a woman with her tits out on the No 28 bus to Penlan feeding her son." She said, "It's natural." "Natural?" I replied, "She was giving him crisps." [Post edited 5 May 2020 12:22]
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 16:46 - May 5 with 2105 views | theloneranger |
My wife asked me, "Does my arse look big in these trousers?? and for once please give me a complement"
I replied, "You've got perfect fvcking eyesight" | |
| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 16:49 - May 7 with 1967 views | sainthelens |
Had my phone bill last week, £800 ! Was one of those sex chat lines.
Word of warning lads , never ring Stuttering Sluts. |  | | |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:35 - May 7 with 1932 views | Best_loser |
When I was a child one of my Christmas presents was an action man
I was puzzled why it was in a longer box than normal
It was an Italian army soldier
Had his hands up |  | | |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:39 - May 7 with 1923 views | theloneranger |
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin sized bed and wondered where my brother was. | |
| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:40 - May 7 with 1920 views | sainthelens |
For almost a week now I've had dreams about being a horse.
5 nights on the trot. | | | |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:44 - May 7 with 1914 views | Highjack |
The doctor said to me “try not to eat anything fatty.” I said “you mean like bacon or sausages?” He said “no, fatty. Try not to eat anything.” | |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:46 - May 7 with 1908 views | theloneranger |
Why did the spvnk cross the road? ...
Because I put the wrong sock on this morning!! | |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 19:01 - May 7 with 1885 views | Best_loser |
A woman collapsed in the street and a large concerned crowd gather around her
A guy pushed his way through them all untill he reached the front
Are you a doctor somebody asked him
No, I'm a nosey b@stard | | | |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:14 - May 7 with 1843 views | Joe_bradshaw |
I once had lunch with Bobby Fischer and there was a check tablecloth.
It took him two hours to pass me the salt. | |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:30 - May 7 with 1802 views | Best_loser |
Real Madrid 3 surreal Madrid fish | | | |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 12:51 - May 8 with 1719 views | Swanjaxs |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:30 - May 7 by Best_loser |
Real Madrid 3 surreal Madrid fish |
What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Swans fan rolling down a hill! | |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 12:57 - May 8 with 1706 views | Joe_bradshaw |
Did you hear about the thirsty dyslexic who walked into a bra? | |
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