| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... 19:39 - Jun 9 with 17287 views | NoDiddley |
Mine
Keith Lemon
Garth Crooks
Alan Carr
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| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 08:23 - Feb 8 with 1814 views | stevec |
Look I don’t want to turn this into another political thread but Owen Jones has showed up on GMB and he’s dyed his fckin hair!!
Tucked himself away in a corner of his flat today with a wallpaper ‘bookcase’ behind him. If his cleaner walks into view I’ll be sure to update.
Remember, I’m watching this stuff so you don’t have to. |  | | |
| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 08:57 - Feb 8 with 1747 views | nix |
I somehow managed to get rid of Peter Beagrie
In the hope that it will work again, I'd like to now nominate Tom Allen and Nigel Farage |  | | |
| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 09:05 - Feb 8 with 1735 views | bakerloo8 |
Blair
Piers Morgan
Rylan Clarke character.
Loads more but these 3 enough for now 🤮🤮 |  | | |
| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 09:14 - Feb 8 with 1722 views | hantssi |
3 is not nearly enough, but;
Keith Lemon
Will Self
Harry Redknapp
An honourable mention to Jamie Oliver but I hold all TV Chefs, like politicians, in complete and utter contempt!
I also can’t stand Chris Packham, sanctimonious git, he has to tell us he’s a vegan EVERY time he’s on TV, but I quite like the programmes themselves. |  | | |
| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 09:50 - Feb 8 with 1687 views | westberksr |
| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 09:14 - Feb 8 by hantssi |
3 is not nearly enough, but;
Keith Lemon
Will Self
Harry Redknapp
An honourable mention to Jamie Oliver but I hold all TV Chefs, like politicians, in complete and utter contempt!
I also can’t stand Chris Packham, sanctimonious git, he has to tell us he’s a vegan EVERY time he’s on TV, but I quite like the programmes themselves. |
great shout on Packham; as a country dweller myself, he is an absolute tvvat with his nonsense agenda "rat's have personalities and should be incorporated into our lives" etc.......... |  | | |
| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 09:56 - Feb 8 with 1677 views | westberksr |
| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 09:50 - Feb 8 by westberksr |
great shout on Packham; as a country dweller myself, he is an absolute tvvat with his nonsense agenda "rat's have personalities and should be incorporated into our lives" etc.......... |
Morgan
Redknob
Lemon
that is the list at this precise moment; but like the favourite 3 albums I reserve the right to pick another 3 moronic vacuous wastes of oxygen on the hour, every hour....
there are hundreds, many of whom have been nominated by my learned LFW brethren that all deserve a place on my surprisingly un-commissioned reality TV show; Death By Firing Squad or it's E4 sibling, Hunt Them Down & Kill Them | | | |
| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 09:59 - Feb 8 with 1664 views | loftboy |
Day off today , turned on TV and this morning came on so can I add Otis mabusi and Gethin Jones |  |
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| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 10:09 - Feb 8 with 1648 views | thompsonridd |
Piers Morgan
Michael Macintyre
Vanessa Feltz | | | |
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| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 10:49 - Feb 8 with 1591 views | DannyPaddox |
I’ve narrowed mine down to two:
Mrs Brown-Lemon Morgan-McCordenintyre
& Anyone in politics.
FWIW: A few years ago I met Shami Chakrabarti. She was so nice. A genuine warm person. I was slightly thrown by this. |  | | |
| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 11:10 - Feb 8 with 1566 views | Dorse |
In the footballing world:
Mark Lawrenson - like the ghost of Christmas fcuking cancelled
More or less anyone working with Colin Murray on Quest - it's like they've been told that their payment for this evening's work is a night with cadaverous doom merchant Orla Guerin.
Jimmy Bullard - more specifically, the person that told Jimmy Bullard: 'you're well funny - you should be on telly'. What a gurning chimp's arse.*
* Whether the chimp's face or arse is gurning, I leave to your discretion. [Post edited 8 Feb 2021 11:11]
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| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 11:30 - Feb 8 with 1538 views | MrSheen |
| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 11:10 - Feb 8 by Dorse |
In the footballing world:
Mark Lawrenson - like the ghost of Christmas fcuking cancelled
More or less anyone working with Colin Murray on Quest - it's like they've been told that their payment for this evening's work is a night with cadaverous doom merchant Orla Guerin.
Jimmy Bullard - more specifically, the person that told Jimmy Bullard: 'you're well funny - you should be on telly'. What a gurning chimp's arse.*
* Whether the chimp's face or arse is gurning, I leave to your discretion. [Post edited 8 Feb 2021 11:11]
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My son was watching Liverpool-City on a South African feed (the Premier League's own broadcast), and the studio panel was Michael Owen, Steve McManaman and Joleon Lescott, who in deference to his esteemed colleagues had left his own personality at home. Chuck in Peter "The Poet" Drury on commentary, what a treat.
On Orla Guerin, I can imagine a kid opening his eyes in a refugee camp and staring into the face of death hovering over him, calling out "Fk me Doc, you might have told me I was that ill." |  | | |
| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 11:39 - Feb 8 with 1515 views | HarrowRoadR |
Lee Francis
Dermot O''Dreary
Mel Gedroic |  | | |
| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 11:42 - Feb 8 with 1509 views | Ashdown_Ranger |
Politics
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Gove (I'm so ashamed/embarrassed he's a QPR fan)
Grease-Mogg
Farage
TV & film
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Mrs Browns Boys
Adam Sandler
Allan Carr
Sport
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Mark Hughes ('I've never managed a relegated team')
John Terry
Joey Barton
'Celebs'
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Pretty much all of them |  | | |
| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 11:45 - Feb 8 with 1506 views | TacticalR |
I don't watch a lot of TV, so 3 actors whose films I alway try to avoid:
Meryl Streep
Gary Oldman
Anthony Hopkins |  |
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| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 11:57 - Feb 8 with 1483 views | Toast_R |
Piers Morgan - the supreme narcissist
Michael McIntyre - annoyingly unfunny
Ian Blackford - Horrible |  | | |
| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 12:00 - Feb 8 with 1479 views | kensalriser |
| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 11:45 - Feb 8 by TacticalR |
I don't watch a lot of TV, so 3 actors whose films I alway try to avoid:
Meryl Streep
Gary Oldman
Anthony Hopkins |
Fe-fe-fe-fe-fe fe-fe-fe-fe
fe-fe-fe-fe-fck you boyo. |  |
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| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 12:02 - Feb 8 with 1746 views | loftboy |
| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 11:45 - Feb 8 by TacticalR |
I don't watch a lot of TV, so 3 actors whose films I alway try to avoid:
Meryl Streep
Gary Oldman
Anthony Hopkins |
Gary Oldman ? Surely not if you’re watching him as Bex in the firm! | |
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| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 12:08 - Feb 8 with 1736 views | ted_hendrix |
I'm afraid that if your turning your television on in the morning then you need to seek help. |  |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 12:10 - Feb 8 with 1724 views | loftboy |
| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 12:08 - Feb 8 by ted_hendrix |
I'm afraid that if your turning your television on in the morning then you need to seek help. |
Can’t beat a bit of homes under the hammerTed! | |
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| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 12:18 - Feb 8 with 1700 views | Galileo |
Phil and Holly
Ms Chakrabarti
Rylan
All the loose women
Lemon
Three is nowhere near enough, there are many more. | | | |
| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 12:30 - Feb 8 with 1677 views | onlyrinmoray |
Ive just surfed through this thread and there is not one Boris the useless fool what are you lot posh boy Tories |  | | |
| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 12:32 - Feb 8 with 1667 views | loftboy |
| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 12:30 - Feb 8 by onlyrinmoray |
Ive just surfed through this thread and there is not one Boris the useless fool what are you lot posh boy Tories |
Yep!! 😂😂 | |
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| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 13:05 - Feb 8 with 1632 views | derbyhoop |
Alan Carr
Nigel Fartage
Simon Cowell |  |
| "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the Earth all one's lifetime." (Mark Twain)
Find me on twitter @derbyhoop and now on Bluesky |
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| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 13:16 - Feb 8 with 1609 views | Harbour |
Johnson
Hancock
Jenrick
McIntyre
Ant&Dec
Ross | | | |
| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 13:16 - Feb 8 with 1608 views | Superhoop83 |
| Your top 3 people who make you turn the TV over to another channel......... on 12:30 - Feb 8 by onlyrinmoray |
Ive just surfed through this thread and there is not one Boris the useless fool what are you lot posh boy Tories |
Please don't call him Boris. That's how he gets away with being completely unfit for office.
1. Johnson
2. Keith Lemon
3. Richard Hammond |  |
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