Return of the daily joke 22:21 - Jan 3 with 1357 views | chrisr | I was arrested yesterday for Shoplifting, The Police Officer said, "You are being charged with Stealing Two Bottles of Wine". I said, "You can't Charge me for Stealing Two Bottles!" Police Officer, "Why not?" "It was buy one get one free!" I replied | ![](/images/avatars/8775.gif) |
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Return of the daily joke on 22:29 - Jan 3 with 1326 views | Banosswan |
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| Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws. | Poll: | How do you like your steak? |
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Return of the daily joke on 22:31 - Jan 3 with 1319 views | Jackfath | Thank God you're back man! I've missed you | ![](/images/avatars/8659.gif) |
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