| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread 11:22 - Mar 1 with 35642 views | Dorse |
It was 1874 and Zebediah Ivanhoe Scrimshaw was reeling after being laid off from Bickerthwaites Clog Factory after 10 years service.
'Unemployed. On t'scrag 'eap at the age o' 17' he sighed to Hector his faithful whippet as he trudged wearily down roads that would later be copyrighted by Hovis.* Even putting another ferret down his trousers couldn't lift his gloom. It helped but only briefly. It were no good. He'd heard that a young man of action could make his fortune down int' that there London - mebbe there'd be a place for a lad such as him, a hearty cherub of a lad with only a hint of tuberculosis, a squint and an orthapaedic clog. He packed his bag, said goodbye to his 19 siblings and got onto the first train South...
Today, visitors from Barnsley are equally as dazzled by the sights, sounds and smells of that there London. The running water. The electricity. The complete lack of incesant brass band music. It all adds up to a heady assault on the senses. And yet, the hopes and dreams of Zebediah Ivanhoe Scrimshaw are still very much evident in the coal-streaked faces of the Barnsley team that come looking for fame, glory or a chip and gravy barm cake. As manager Valerian Ismael says 'It'd be easer for a Grimethorpe pigeon fancier t' gerrint Belper whippet racin' club'house than t' gerra win theer'.
2-0 Rangers.
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| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:42 - Mar 3 with 1886 views | Nov77 |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:41 - Mar 3 by Malintabuk |
Do you think we went for the wrong Dike/Dykes |
Dick van dyke? |  |
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| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:43 - Mar 3 with 1871 views | R_from_afar |
A second monster throw from Dykes. They are pretty dangerous |  |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:43 - Mar 3 with 1851 views | Wegerles_Stairs |
Why hasn't Dykes been taking throws previously? |  | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:44 - Mar 3 with 1841 views | Malintabuk |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:42 - Mar 3 by Nov77 |
Dick van dyke? |
Wouldnit be luvly | | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:44 - Mar 3 with 1791 views | VancouverHoop |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:43 - Mar 3 by R_from_afar |
A second monster throw from Dykes. They are pretty dangerous |
Yeah, with a bit more practice could be a handy weapon. | | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:45 - Mar 3 with 1782 views | dutch |
Did somebody on here earlier say Barnsley play good football? This might be the ugliest version of kick and rush I've seen since the school playground. Long ball, frenetic, nasty anti-football. Effective but horrible to watch. Hoofball with a high press. | | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:45 - Mar 3 with 1738 views | VancouverHoop |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:43 - Mar 3 by Wegerles_Stairs |
Why hasn't Dykes been taking throws previously? |
Maybe he wasn't asked to? | | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:45 - Mar 3 with 1744 views | joolsyp |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:39 - Mar 3 by stevec |
Good game this |
Very enjoyable to watch - interesting styles - despite the scoreline. |  | | |
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| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:46 - Mar 3 with 1690 views | dutch |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:45 - Mar 3 by joolsyp |
Very enjoyable to watch - interesting styles - despite the scoreline. |
I hope you're joking | | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:46 - Mar 3 with 1686 views | Nov77 |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:45 - Mar 3 by dutch |
Did somebody on here earlier say Barnsley play good football? This might be the ugliest version of kick and rush I've seen since the school playground. Long ball, frenetic, nasty anti-football. Effective but horrible to watch. Hoofball with a high press. |
They might be the fittest team I’ve seen in a while, they haven’t given us a second, closing down all over the pitch. | |
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| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:47 - Mar 3 with 1618 views | joolsyp |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:46 - Mar 3 by dutch |
I hope you're joking |
Why would I be joking? | | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:48 - Mar 3 with 1602 views | ted_hendrix |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:31 - Mar 3 by Toast_R |
Where would we be without Austin? And to think some fans thought loaning him in was a bad move |
In the bottom three I reckon. |  |
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| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:48 - Mar 3 with 1554 views | paulparker |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:47 - Mar 3 by joolsyp |
Why would I be joking? |
This is awful
Whose enjoying this ?? |  |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:49 - Mar 3 with 1487 views | karl |
You can't see it on TV but that keeper has to be vulnerable playing so far up behind his defence?
Charlie definitely has the quality to catch him out if he gets a chance |  | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:49 - Mar 3 with 1489 views | stevec |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:43 - Mar 3 by Wegerles_Stairs |
Why hasn't Dykes been taking throws previously? |
Don’t know but it works on every level. |  | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:51 - Mar 3 with 1377 views | Nov77 |
HT. we’ve hit the bar, the post, and Dykes ‘dykesed’ one wide, we could be 4-2 up but we’ve been second best, | |
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| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:52 - Mar 3 with 1349 views | BklynRanger |
A real dang a lang a ding dong |  | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:52 - Mar 3 with 1325 views | karl |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:48 - Mar 3 by paulparker |
This is awful
Whose enjoying this ?? |
It settled down and got a bit scrappy but up till their 2nd goal it was exciting harem skarem football with good quality play in it.
It was enjoyable and probably reminiscent of the 80s | | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:52 - Mar 3 with 1322 views | dutch |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:47 - Mar 3 by joolsyp |
Why would I be joking? |
Because this is incoherent football, a million miles an hour, hoofball that is giving me a headache. Good luck to them it works, but certainly not good to watch. It's school playground kick and rush and we have no answer to it. | | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:53 - Mar 3 with 1283 views | Malintabuk |
And breathe..... to say thatcwas high tempo is not giving high tempo justice
Barnsley are like blue bottles on ecstasy they are all over you like a rash in seconds... no time to even think let alone react
Think they just about deserve to be ahead simply for the class of that FK
Hard to be critical of us as it must be hell to play a team that are hyper like Barnsley
Surely they must tire a little or does 60 mins of kick and rush go over to 30 mins of sh!thousery
Be an interesting next 45 mins | | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:53 - Mar 3 with 1279 views | joolsyp |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:48 - Mar 3 by paulparker |
This is awful
Whose enjoying this ?? |
In the context of most lockdown games I've watched this is high energy, end to end stuff, good chances at both ends, goals ... and Barnsley are a damn good side (remind me of Brentford the way they press and attack). I don't think we've been that bad it's just that Barnsley have been very good. Perhaps you're not giving them enough credit? | | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:53 - Mar 3 with 1277 views | BklynRanger |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:48 - Mar 3 by paulparker |
This is awful
Whose enjoying this ?? |
Blessed are the cheesemakers | | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:55 - Mar 3 with 1225 views | Nov77 |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:52 - Mar 3 by dutch |
Because this is incoherent football, a million miles an hour, hoofball that is giving me a headache. Good luck to them it works, but certainly not good to watch. It's school playground kick and rush and we have no answer to it. |
Pitch doesn’t help, it’s lively with almost as much bounce as our old plastic one. Very hard to play on when teams are closing down all over the pitch. | |
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| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:55 - Mar 3 with 1224 views | dutch |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:53 - Mar 3 by joolsyp |
In the context of most lockdown games I've watched this is high energy, end to end stuff, good chances at both ends, goals ... and Barnsley are a damn good side (remind me of Brentford the way they press and attack). I don't think we've been that bad it's just that Barnsley have been very good. Perhaps you're not giving them enough credit? |
Brentford play good football (wash my mouth out) this is neanderthal football on speed. | | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:55 - Mar 3 with 1213 views | paulparker |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:52 - Mar 3 by karl |
It settled down and got a bit scrappy but up till their 2nd goal it was exciting harem skarem football with good quality play in it.
It was enjoyable and probably reminiscent of the 80s |
We have been chasing shadows this half
They are fitter, and have lot more pace and bite than any of our players , we are getting the run around | |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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